BeigeSugar 💬
@beigesugar.bsky.social
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midwest. midlife. midconversation.
Perimenopause has me crying at football highlight reels (and I don’t even like football)
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I own way too many pajama bottoms and graphic tees for a person my age
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Decorated Jabari Warrior
19 days ago
One day a year, Mac and Cheese exposes the family dynamic and hierarchy in Black homes. I'm speaking to the Aunties who were told to bring the drinks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Canadian Bacon
20 days ago
No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
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jordan pumpkin spice [ham]
24 days ago
"I never imagined it would be like this," I whisper into the mirror as I put on my dinosaur costume.
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Those Thai chili stuffed olives were a mistake
25 days ago
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Today she was on Annie’s Mac & Cheese “I knew chivalry was dead, but I didn’t know saying thank you was too.” 😂
add a skeleton here at some point
26 days ago
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ficklenuts is only a normal amount of spooky now
27 days ago
Gonna dress like a slutty hotdog bun and try to get some Halloweener
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That $1.50 glizzy really softens the blow of a $279 trip to Costco
26 days ago
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Ricky Tan 11•18🦂
about 1 month ago
Back when we had regular tv when this came on you knew it was time to go to bed lmao…
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Munchies so bad I forgot I’m lactose intolerant
about 1 month ago
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Boke18
about 1 month ago
Good morning y’all. Let’s do the damn thing today. Make this last day of September a good. Eat and hydrate yourself. Take that walk later. Enjoy nature and step away from technology for a few. Be kind to yourself.
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Sbooks
about 1 month ago
Looking for your glasses while wearing your glasses<<<
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Someone I follow on Bluesky just showed up in my Facebook “People You May Know” They’re watching 👀
about 1 month ago
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To know and not act is apathy To see and stay silent is consent
about 1 month ago
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Checking another home project off the list I’m grateful to my dad for teaching me that I can probably fix just about anything
about 1 month ago
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She woke up with a live goldfish in her purse and pics of public toilets on her phone
about 1 month ago
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I canceled Hulu and Disney+ and I’m giving that money to PBS When you give $5 per month or more, you’ll get PBS Passport to stream more shows!
#MilwaukeePBS
about 1 month ago
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Kayla B
about 1 month ago
How many days of Duolingo do I have to do before Mexico will let me live there?
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lalalyds
about 2 months ago
Now it places the tater tots in the air fryer basket
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Emma Roller
about 2 months ago
I’m not looking up anymore for inspiration, I’m looking side to side
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Jake_Vig
about 2 months ago
At the last meeting of The Left, we did not discuss any of this.
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Karma always collects. Words cut. Actions echo. Approve violence, expect violence.
about 2 months ago
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Billhelm
about 2 months ago
A bat signal but for the when grey sweatpants season officially begins
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." - Charlie Kirk, 2023 Thoughts and prayers
about 2 months ago
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Bunsz, #TheAltruist
about 2 months ago
You're probably doing better than you think. Give yourself a lil break friend.
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slop enjoyer
about 2 months ago
i shit my pants just like everyone else: one leg at a time
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Marloween
10 months ago
I have the bruises of a much more active person.
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Walmart’s radioactive shrimp could be someone’s Marvel origin story
2 months ago
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Phantom Deeks 🫶
3 months ago
I was promised there would be tots here
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Free: Two tickets to the Wisconsin State Fair
3 months ago
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Milwaukee, check on your friends’ basements.. You might have lost your fav drinking spot
3 months ago
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Milwaukee needs to bring back stricter residency rules. If you’re going to police our communities, you should be part of them. Pay taxes here. Shop here. Send your kids to school here.
3 months ago
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60 yo MD: “guy looked just like Walter Matthau.” 20-something nurses: silence Me: laughing so hard I had to leave the nurses station
#BlackSkyOver40
3 months ago
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At Costco and heard the tortilla crusted tilapia sample lady mutter “if it was so full of chemicals why’d you eat it” under her breath. She’s about to crash out. Freezer aisle is not safe
3 months ago
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🦋Fiona McGee🦋🚫👑
3 months ago
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I just googled how to pronounce star anise. I’m now prepared for that extremely specific social emergency
3 months ago
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ash
3 months ago
Let me acknowledge your problem. Shoulder pat..there, there bummer.
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Ankle bracelet or not, she wasn’t missing Vixen 🤘
#Milwaukee
#SummerFest
4 months ago
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Me and my bsky bubble
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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AI slipped when they went to clink glasses 😂
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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As a parent, you think you’ve covered all the easy questions by the time they’re grown… then your 19 yo asks if spider plants make spiders. 🕷️🪴
5 months ago
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Emma™
5 months ago
found a hobby. it involves drugs
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who the fck is planting all these cottonwood trees?
5 months ago
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#NoKings
Milwaukee 8647
5 months ago
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I’ve worked in the same building for 15 years. Found a bathroom I’ve never used. Used it. Pretty sure I unlocked a secret level. Waiting to meet the final boss.
5 months ago
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Guess I’m making a new Twitter account just to watch the Frump and Muck reality show spiral! 🍿
5 months ago
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I’m so tired I just tried to use a shriveled ring of onion as a rubber band
5 months ago
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Queer Futures
5 months ago
Okay Milwaukee, you're cool.
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The Real Kim Shady
6 months ago
turned over a new leaf. It’s cannabis , but still
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