Perimenopause has me crying at football highlight reels (and I don’t even like football)

I own way too many pajama bottoms and graphic tees for a person my age

One day a year, Mac and Cheese exposes the family dynamic and hierarchy in Black homes. I'm speaking to the Aunties who were told to bring the drinks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.

"I never imagined it would be like this," I whisper into the mirror as I put on my dinosaur costume.

Those Thai chili stuffed olives were a mistake

Today she was on Annie’s Mac & Cheese “I knew chivalry was dead, but I didn’t know saying thank you was too.” 😂

Gonna dress like a slutty hotdog bun and try to get some Halloweener

That $1.50 glizzy really softens the blow of a $279 trip to Costco

Back when we had regular tv when this came on you knew it was time to go to bed lmao…

Munchies so bad I forgot I’m lactose intolerant

Good morning y’all. Let’s do the damn thing today. Make this last day of September a good. Eat and hydrate yourself. Take that walk later. Enjoy nature and step away from technology for a few. Be kind to yourself.

Looking for your glasses while wearing your glasses<<<

Someone I follow on Bluesky just showed up in my Facebook “People You May Know” They’re watching 👀

To know and not act is apathy To see and stay silent is consent

Checking another home project off the list I’m grateful to my dad for teaching me that I can probably fix just about anything

She woke up with a live goldfish in her purse and pics of public toilets on her phone

I canceled Hulu and Disney+ and I’m giving that money to PBS When you give $5 per month or more, you’ll get PBS Passport to stream more shows! #MilwaukeePBS

How many days of Duolingo do I have to do before Mexico will let me live there?

Now it places the tater tots in the air fryer basket

I’m not looking up anymore for inspiration, I’m looking side to side

At the last meeting of The Left, we did not discuss any of this.

Karma always collects. Words cut. Actions echo. Approve violence, expect violence.

A bat signal but for the when grey sweatpants season officially begins

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." - Charlie Kirk, 2023 Thoughts and prayers

You're probably doing better than you think. Give yourself a lil break friend.

i shit my pants just like everyone else: one leg at a time

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Walmart’s radioactive shrimp could be someone’s Marvel origin story

I was promised there would be tots here

Free: Two tickets to the Wisconsin State Fair

Milwaukee, check on your friends’ basements.. You might have lost your fav drinking spot

Milwaukee needs to bring back stricter residency rules. If you’re going to police our communities, you should be part of them. Pay taxes here. Shop here. Send your kids to school here.

60 yo MD: “guy looked just like Walter Matthau.” 20-something nurses: silence Me: laughing so hard I had to leave the nurses station #BlackSkyOver40

At Costco and heard the tortilla crusted tilapia sample lady mutter “if it was so full of chemicals why’d you eat it” under her breath. She’s about to crash out. Freezer aisle is not safe

I just googled how to pronounce star anise. I’m now prepared for that extremely specific social emergency

Let me acknowledge your problem. Shoulder pat..there, there bummer.

Ankle bracelet or not, she wasn’t missing Vixen 🤘 #Milwaukee #SummerFest

Me and my bsky bubble

AI slipped when they went to clink glasses 😂

As a parent, you think you’ve covered all the easy questions by the time they’re grown… then your 19 yo asks if spider plants make spiders. 🕷️🪴

found a hobby. it involves drugs

who the fck is planting all these cottonwood trees?

#NoKings Milwaukee 8647

I’ve worked in the same building for 15 years. Found a bathroom I’ve never used. Used it. Pretty sure I unlocked a secret level. Waiting to meet the final boss.

Guess I’m making a new Twitter account just to watch the Frump and Muck reality show spiral! 🍿

I’m so tired I just tried to use a shriveled ring of onion as a rubber band

Okay Milwaukee, you're cool.

turned over a new leaf. It’s cannabis , but still