Too soon? 🤣

I just gave my can opener the finger because it doesn't fit in the drawer. 🌲💨💨 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roy Jones Jr with the duck tail was a beautiful time for boxing and a horrible time for fashion. 😂😂😂 #boxing

Watching a high speed police chase from your city is crazy. AYE YO! My people stay over there. Oooooohhhhh, lil Lisa fine ass use'ta stay. They about to go over the bridge. TURN RIGHT! TURN RIGHT! Damn. You about to get caught. Is that spot still open? Ribs was fire.

Black magas make me want to vomit when they speak.

I'm moving into my new place and in my best Thurston Howell III voice "There's not enough space in these cabinets for all of my wine glasses!" 😂

I want to go to Louisiana for seafood boil. But at somebody's house. I'll post the whole experience.

I haven't had time to shave my head while moving. NIGGA I just looked at my hairline and cracked the fuck up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That shit is cooked!!!! 💨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Having to walk across the room to change the channel on the TV.

That Asian man dared black people to boycott there businesses. Hold my beer for the rest of my life.

Hey #google change this shit back. That dumb fuck won't notice. signed, Sane Americans

I get excited about simple shit. My new washer and dryer were delivered today. 🤣🤣🤣

I just had the most unseasoned Mexican food ever. My feelings are hurt.

Very mindful. I've already pre Google mapped out all of the places I want to eat before arrival. The trick is making sure I have time to go to each one as well as any "oh shit, that looks good" places along the way. Big Back Foodie trip planning at it's finest

Now I have to dig out the game and the appropriate console to play it on. Thank you very much. 😁

Even if they have since changed their stance, I still don't trust their judgement.

I smiled through the whole video. ❤️

Tipping culture is getting out of hand

My left stroke just went viral

I just found out that Benjamin Netanyahu ain't even Jewish. I think they said his name is Kevin. Kevin Mileikowsky from Poland. Russian. 🤯

Dogs: YAY! LOOK WHO'S HOME. I'M SO EXCITED Cats: Oh look. The needy, keeper of the food has returned. Fill my bowl and I'll rub my butt on you as my schedule permits.

He can't name one he's ended.

A pound of ground beef is $14.99. This is the America maga voted for.

Let's be honest. The folks in the Epstein Files won't see jail. No punishments will be enforced. And they know this. They are afraid of losing access to the Country Clubs and high class living. Losing political power. They don't care about how heinous their crimes were. But access. That's different

Soooooo..... Apparently there is a fireworks show right behind my building on Wednesday nights. It last about 10 minutes. 10 MF MINUTES!

The YTs are wondering why the FBA community isn't as loud about what's going on with the economy right now. Truth is, we are use to not having. Use to not being able to afford. Tightening our belts and still surviving. This is y'all shit palm color people. Stand up. It's y'all turn.

The price of groceries are ridiculous and our president doesn't care.

A gift is a gift

Damn, Donnie Boy. That cooter was so good that you paid above the going retail price and took it to the white house with you? Nigga! What? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Lesbian Homie season 5 is whoopin my ass!!!!

Hey, mainstream media outlets, not reporting on mass shootings isn't going to fix the problem. Reporting on the shootings keeps a light on the issue so we can continue to fight for gun reform. And mention the Epstein Files woke you're at it.

I had no idea that yt people don't like gingers.

As soon as I could reach the sink.

I'm not going to say the name of this Black Owned SC restaurant because before I give them a full review I need make another trip there. The only thing I didn't care for is the salmon croquettes. Customer service, cleanliness, atmosphere, presentation were all amazing. I have to go back for dinner

This is lasagna from Pastavino's in Greer SC. It was good. The bread sticks though, LIFE CHANGINGLY GOOD. So good that I forgot to take a pic. 😋

New rule in the #nba If you get crossed over and the sides your shoes click together, you have to immediately go sit on the bench for 6 minutes.

The current US President is a dolt.

I would have been on her like this woman's hair

In other news, Tom Cat has also backed out of the America 250 concert.

My waitress looks at my phone every time she checks on me. Thank y'all for not being heathens this afternoon. 🤣🤣

Swinging on the Waffle House Final Boss is crazy work. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Drop Another Diss 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Why is it called Ping Pong? It don't even make that sound. 💨💨 thoughts

I'm starting to think that same woman is traveling worldwide screaming at folks.

2 levels If I want to watch adult content on the Internet I have to submit who I am. The pedos where raping children (and we have a list of their names) but they get to remain anonymous. Riddle me that Batman.

Once this administration is removed I strongly suggest that every dollar they swindled is taken from them. ON BOTH SIDES!!!

I didn't need this right now. I wasn't ready. 💨💨 🤣🤣🤣🤣

In the airport people watching and this woman is looking at her (I assume) husband eat with disgust on her face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Phoenix, it's not you. It's me.