Release the Epstein files. Release the Jan. 6 documents. Release Trump's taxes. Release Trump's cognitive tests. Lock up the war criminals. Abolish the ICE Gestapo. Lock up the felon.

I've been folding the same basket of laundry for 3 hours.

Trump dead at 1:27pm Wednesday Unredacted Epstein Files released at 1:27:34pm Wednesday

Do the young folks today listen to Jodeci like we used to listen to the O'Jays when our parents played them?

If your mission isn't to be better tomorrow than you are today... Stay away from me.

Saying Trump won't release the files is a misconception. That fat fuck doesn't have them, personally. That being said, the people who do have them should be held accountable for protecting pedophiles. As well as the people redacting names.

Went to bed at 9 and I've been awake since 130. Today is gonna be...... different.

Who else 50 got beef with? Ja Rule and Diddy gotta hate this nigga. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't care what you think. NOTHING BEATS 90's HIP HOP!!!! Argue with ya Momma cause she agrees with me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am FADED faded. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That smoke and bourbon is deadly

It's 1am and I'm making eggs, bacon and toast. Why? Because I can. And I'm high.

Looking through Bill's zipper.

Waitress: Hi. Can I can your... Me: Can you split the checks? Waitress: Sorry, but no. Me. Water. No lemon

Anyone else notice how quiet Tom Homan has been since his dirt hit the streets?

Are there any black owned cholthing companies that make jeans for the more mature crowd? #buyblack

I'm going to start doing yoga.

I've never really been a fan of gravy. I guess that's because I didn't make it myself. Tonight, that changed.

Would we be wrong to assume that Superman is a virgin?

What happened to the days of a "fair price"? Now things are overpriced. Over taxed. Micro charges. Hidden fees and the product is not what you expect. Then there's a restocking fee if returns are even allowed.

The US intelligence machine can find Sadam hiding in a hole halfway around the world but can't find the racist who are hanging black men and calling it suicide. Why?

Any one of the kitchen things / gadgets that I won't buy myself. A Harley Davidson Gift Card Once a month Date Night by our backyard fire pit A Bottle of single malt scotch Buy this for Xmas but didn't show me until datenight: That dress that I said I'd love to see you in.

This could've been your plate but you playin'

I Need To See Your ID BBQ Honey Bourbon Wings and Cheddar Bay Muffins. Warning: You WILL be tipsy! Y'ALL BETTER STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I'm jk, they slapped though.

If you have or haven't seen the first Terminator movie, they setting that shit up right now. Remember this Skeet.

I see some of y'all carried y'all ass down there for that weak ass "swag bag'. We see you, you big dummy.

I saw one of these joints the other day. As slow as it was moving, I hope it's heated on the inside. Wait. I don't care. I'll never use one.

This hit. I was just sitting here telling myself not to go to Thailand even though I have the money for it.

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Shouldn't have put ya funky ass lil name on it. Doing everything but the RIGHT thing.

Can we start a petition to bring back Boardwalk Empire? #hbomax #hbo

Chicken Paws? They aren't Chicken Feet anymore? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Facts! I'm going for a motorcycle ride today. 🌞

There's nothing like pulling up to a Black Biker function with your girl on the back. Who trying to be my girl for this?

Repost this until it gets to the right person with the balls to make their star rise.

I need someone in the White House Press core PLEASE Please please ask the orange child "are you stupid?" live on camera? In the oval office.

What you mean? Look like he working right now.

Amazon didn't have it, but I know where to get it. 🤣🤣🤣

Let me check if Amazon can get this to me by tomorrow.

LET'S GO BUCKEYES O H...

That was the worst plane ride ever. Delayed 5 hours Medical emergency in air Kid 1 row in front of me threw up Dude next to me had on Doo Doo cologne and was too big for the seat. I'm not socializing for 24 hours.

My flight out of DFW has been delayed for 4½ hours. I've peopled enough today dammit.

When that idiot kicks the bucket, the speed at which the Epstein Files will be released in full, will be record breakingly fast

Me too. I could go for some dressing and Mac and cheese. And cup of sweet tea while I sit on the counter and swing my feet.

Once a year and suggesting Tacos on this day? If you lost the recipes just say so. 🤣

I suggest some Ayahuasca strip the ego from the bottom

"Death of a Unicorn" is crazy!

That is the whitest flavored chicken on the planet. Taste like fried water meat. Like it was seasoned with day dreams. Marinated in the fog from the Caucasus mountains.

Black-eyed peas w Southern Chow Chow, Cornbread, Andouille sausage and some Red Kool-Aid would SLAP right now.

Hey Girl, You ever had your bootyhole licked in the back of a turkey truck? I almost choked to death 😂😂😂