I smiled all the way through this. Twice. And all I will say is... Black Women ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Homemade Chicken Parm Sandwich. Made 2 Ate 2 now I'm sleepy.

Mike Mike Mike, the cat (or dog, your choice) is out the bag. They can't hold your "secret" sexual proclivities over your head now. Go ahead and release those Epstein Files. We know you wanted too all along Buddy. Sincerely, The American People

I fell down this rabbit hole while aging myself through movies I've seen.

I'm an equal opportunity disrespecter if provoked. Battle rap levels.

ko-fi.com/s/8e4a6dfa9b Jason is ready and available to the PUBLIC! These bath bombs are a refreshing barbershop clean scent called Cut & Shave. These bath bombs once dropped into water will swirl a bright red, non staining. Moisturizing, skin softening and fun for the season!

He said Laura Loomer got BBL meat in her face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A room full of EARNED Stars and Bars having to listen to 2 TV personalities tell them how to do their job is crazy.

4. The police stopped for food on the way to the jail.

Brownies

It's a must have everytime I'm in Cincinnati.

I'll gladly pay for this on every flight

I'm going to take one good guess as to who is doing this.

How you know the shooter is YT 1. No pictures of shooter for at least 4 hours 2. Care and caution used in breaching their home 3.

Best Buy. So I can order it from Amazon

It's too early to have your titties on full display at the airport. That is all.

I have to be up for a flight in 1½ hours and I haven't been to sleep.

They were calling this Mac and Cheese. Proudly.

This was my gateway drug as a child. 🤣

I looked at a new build house today. It's above what I budgeted but it has everything I'm looking for. 😮‍💨 I might have to get a job again.

because it *truly* had nary a nothing to do with us. so…why are you putting us in it?

Combo Fried Rice would be 🔥 right now. #imhigh

Y'all up on here talking about neck work, huh? Ok. Go on.

CLASSIC!!! 😂

On the East Coast on West Coast time. I got shit to do this morning and I haven't been to sleep yet.

Y'all got them Epstein files ready?

When the aliens coming back? I would like to have my 100% brain access turned on now, please.

I was thinking more Marshall Applewhite

Explain to me why Bojangles biscuits are not brought up in the top 5 biscuits on earth conversation?

Office David Rose killed during mass shooting at CDC by anti-vax extremist. “He was a loving father, a devoted husband, a cherished brother, and a loyal friend. His kindness, courage, & unwavering commitment to his family and community touched the lives of everyone who knew him.”

Slow down, Slow down, now, what's that recipe again?

If I have to pay for TV, advertisers need to pay me to watch their ads. And I mean directly.

I'm in SC, trying to get some good Southern Soul food. Googled and found a spot near me. Has mixed reviews, but I'mma spend on my kinfolk. Get down there and these Nica's are closed. 😡

Getting those miles in.

Some of the wings I've ever made. The Wok is perfect for small batches and you use less oil.

Really? 😳

Now we need to do our government like we did Disney.

Are you single because you can't lend anything to a meaningful conversation?

95 Dems in Congress just said that they no longer want to be in politics. That they no longer have the spine that it takes to fight for what's right for this country. #VOTETHEMOUT2026

The hotel room MUST have a balcony.

I only sleep for 4 hours at a time. 2 more hours and I'll be out.

I remember looking forward to The Far Side when my Dad would get the paper. This one is one I'll never forget. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Epstein Files: There has to be BIG money being moved behind the scenes because of the files. - The Rapists - The wives of those rapist - Big companies - Politicians - Lawyers - Accountants - Drivers, Assistants, Secretaries, Security Personnel All being paid. Follow the money

Did.... they.... just.... switch to the Pittsburgh / New England game because Cincinnati was looking a PeeWee team? #whodey

I need more of this

Unfortunately they won't in fear of upsetting grandpa or Uncle Tim racist ass. They know better but won't do better because God Forbid others are doing as well or better than them.

Canary Yellow Suit and a two level box fade with 2025 mutton Chops looks crazy

A fried bologna sandwich would be fire right now.

This just dawned on me today. They idolize Kirk because he was saying out loud what they can only say behind closed doors. Their actions now prove this. Pay attention.