I'm at the combination

I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing

I have refined The uranium That was in The centrifuge And which You were probably Saving For power generation Forgive me It was so powerful I am Become death

The Chicago Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC after 13 weeks of football.

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Sledding amongst skyscrapers in #Chicago on an incredibly snowy Novemeber day

Tomorrow I will defeat my family.

Connor o'malley ass car

Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯

Wow, what a crazy poem.

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time

Reading about Epstein this week has made me feel more like an insane person than I've ever felt. Send pills.

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword

Turning on the 11 pm Nuggets game and seeing a 20-minute countdown to tipoff on the screen… am I simply a worm? Am I a bug to you, Adam Silver??

matt lafleur handing his barber a magazine called "Haircuts of the Luftwaffe"

Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

It's pretty fucking bleak, that I, an extremely online person, became aware of the need to call my senator to protest approx 1 hr before they did the vote and fucked us. People I truly respect were posting to tell me to call Dick fucking Durbin like it had a chance of doing something about this.

That looks like it would make for quite a photo

I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes

"We have a great product that really works. Now to find a spokesman and aesthetic that's synonymous with 'feeling and being chill.'"

"Are The Bulls Back" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Would be nice if I could have watched even one of these games, should I pay 20 dollars a month for CHSN in addition to League pass and YouTubeTV???

Durbin u piece of shit

"That's why your kids don't like you and your wife is fucking on you" is so good

It's kinda crazy that the government being shut down isn't even in like the top 10 news items every day. Rs should be getting hammered on it and yet it is basically invisible

(Having a sip of beer and DMing my chivalrous virtues chat) Courage is so goated dude (Having another sip and texting my squire) my Garb looked like shit today btw...

My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison

The same ICE agent who handcuffed Ald. Jessie Fuentes has been filmed in at least 3 other violent encounters, including the viral arrest of a woman in Waukegan in front of the mayor. “He’s obviously a danger to individuals and particularly women," Fuentes said. Read more at @windycitytimes.com

Troopers with batons aggressively shoving crowd back. Just saw two demonstrators arrested.

Beans Factor

In a first, renewables generate more power than coal globally

going "bolsonaro mode"

sound on

this is basically portland's version of a haka

David Cross folks.

Now this is Content

You KNOW it smell crazy in there

Harrison Butkirk

Bears are back. I came up with that and I'm always saying it and they're definitely back

hot damn, what a blog www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

NAKED EYE VISIBLE AURORA ON THE LAKE RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT HERE CHICAGO THIS IS MONTROSE

michael bay in the truck