if you are alive and conscious in 2026 you are at least 1/3 of the way to being rust cohle

Pretty much the most important thing happening in the world right now. www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-chi...

DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog. ME: Woow

Doing this but for the core power on Milwaukee in wicker Park circa 2009

Here's the full post in the Star Tribune liveblog for posterity since it doesn't have a stable URL to link to:

They just blindly shot through the fucking door. "Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."

Heard a story that a dude was crushing beers in the stands of an adult rec softball league game and mercilessly heckling every batter until the players got fed up and said, "well, why don't YOU come up and bat, pal?" And he stepped up and launched one to outer space. It was supposedly Matt Stairs.

wanted to see where jokic's game last night ranked all-time among performances that were under 25 minutes. the top gamescore made me choke

There's cool and then there's Grant Green.

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Video shows ICE leaving behind an infant and broken glass after arresting a man with no criminal history. “There was a car seat in the back... There were broken glass shards all over it... There was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.” My latest: www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...

When youre about to brazenly eat the experimental gum even though Wonka warned you not to

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune

if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life

Lu fucking dort

This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

My representative should be on tv showing clips of this shit to everyone every fucking night until this bullshit ends. We are being fucking abandoned by our state and federal representatives.

That first photo is a gut punch. A bunch of heavily armed goons too scared to show their faces bullying a scared kid with the full force of the federal government behind them.

One of the greatest Bears Fan Weekends of all time

AARON RODGERS: I DIDN'T MAKE UP MY WIFE!!!!! DEPUTY U.S. MARSHAL SAM GERARD: I don't care.

Oh fuuuuuuck off. The 49ers are turning me into a substation truther.

just a reminder that a coaching staff that was handed caleb williams not only orchestrated a string of some of the most preposterous rube goldberg-style losses i've ever seen but then spent the offseason telling some weenie substack guy that caleb had a learning disability

Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January! (Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)

It honestly rules how much Ben Johnson hates Matt LaFleur

the packers broke my spirit for more 30 years i am floating on air

10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good at the site of her murder

we eventually got insurance and the hospital to fix the mistake, but it took literally dozens of hours on the phone and multiple in-person meetings where I had to look various functionaries in the face and ask if they thought it was possible for a baby to be born forty years old

Of all the competitive authoritarian developments of the past year I think the fall of CBS News is among the most chilling. That this can happen to easily and so quickly freaks me the fuck out.

One of the best to ever do it

An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter

Why is Jennifer Garner like that?

How about just 1998?

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

the post-Jordan Chicago Bulls

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

this is best bears season since that 2001 year when they won every 14 games in a row on mike brown pick sixes

The fact that DJ caught the game winner over Keisean Nixon, the same guy who did this earlier in the game 🤌

DJ Moore after game winning touchdown catch says "At the end of the day it's F the Packers always"

BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

Bears v Packers on Saturday is basically Groundhog Day for Chicagoans. Win and the next 6 weeks of winter might as well not exist, total euphoria for millions. Lose and the city falls into a darkness of mythical proportions, we will have to think about the Bulls again.

Depressing beyond belief

a wealth tax is a winning issue.

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