I'm a concerned climate expert who helps shape policy, and that's why I'm here yet again to reiterate something I've been saying for years: your nannas must die, alone, in a sweltering pied a terre.

Better keep reposting that bug-eyed lady's anti-Cheetos TikTok video, to show how you disapprove of those kind of videos being spread online.

All three of these guys look like they just woke up from being drugged with three different sedatives.

I'm going to go get another drink, catch you later.

this is “Charlie Brown had hoes” of military history

Losing my mind at this called shot from February 2025 x.com/stuartbuck1/...

That's right. www.maptap.gg May 16 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000

@patrickwyman.bsky.social Had to gently correct someone in a chat channel who knew your work from Tides, but was hesitant about listening to Past Lives because they "don't subscribe to the great man theory of history."

Well well well, not so easy to find generation discourse that doesn't suck shit after all, huh?

A good response to "and that's why we need a ballroom" is "What in the fuck are you talking about?"

Can’t do another shoplifting discourse

My dad was born in a dugout on a sheep ranch far outside of Casper, WY, but moved to San Diego for his mom's health. He graduated from the geology department at SDSU, and was a season ticket holder until he passed. Aztecs 24 Wyoming 7, $247. @edsbs.bsky.social

Me, reading your posts.

No, you see, my generation's worst qualities are caused by structural forces that began before we were born or had agency, and are beyond any of our individual control. Your generation's are due to your terrible life choices and awful ethics, a direct reflection of every single person's character.

As an expert in these matters, is there a reason why the Nasa narrator keeps emphasizing the "there are NO hazardous gasses present" around the exterior of the Integrity landing module, @davidjroth.bsky.social?

Tirana is the New York of Albania.

Tied my personal best today after setting it yesterday. April 8 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 988

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

If it’s good enough for Big Bill, it’s good enough for me.

Telling my kids this is The Departed (2006).

I need you all to see this "baseball themed" short term rental. The photos and photo captions are incredible. www.expedia.com/Oakland-Hote...

Re-rename Army to Huerta St.

This is why you gotta put out traps at the first sign of an infestation: "HODL" scrawled on the urinal partition, diamond hand graffiti, the worst techno you've ever heard. This restaurant is probably red-tagged now, and they're gonna have to tent it, 'cuz they're in the walls now.

Pretty solid today, if I do say so. www.maptap.gg March 17 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 95🏅 Final score: 976

i wanted to like amadeus, but for all of salieri's talking, he never evinces a theory for producing better-behaved mozarts

An excruciating set of replies to this relatively straightforward point about empathy and the social contract. Having a reason for doing something and acting rational are not necessarily the same thing, and understanding people who are struggling doesn't mean justifying their actions.

I promise you, you are not prepared for any of the covers. I have those fucked up white eyes from the Black Lodge now.

Challenge for those who are very confident my shared network printer isn't conscious: Explain how craving delicious Pop Tarts works.

While I have your attention, this is ONLY available today. bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...

Various people have been trying to get me to override my snap judgement that this shit sucks ass for 30 years now. It's fine to like cheese, and I agree everyone should work a service job to develop critical empathy skills, but I just can't fuck with these cornball dorks.

The pin labels on the map of this video thumbnail are insanely good, AI is incredible.

The Robin in the Rain guy is Sephiroth posting from Carcosa, and all my reps are means-testing strongly worded letters to the Department of Baby Prisons.

i sure wouldn't mind not having to see any more screenshots of pervy chuds on a whole other website tweeting about Alysa Liu's cervix

Every day I log on here, hoping for more third-person Wil Stancil content, and goddamn do all y'all deliver. I love it! Keep it up!

Kash Patel when Savannah Guthrie’s mom had been kidnapped

Bluesky, the STICK TO POLITICS sports site.

Today, Celebrini truly became a San Jose Shark.

This is an incredible (and scary) story that I missed last month. Somebody enticed Adrian Heath to come to Monaco to have a fake interview for a real Saudi club, then kidnapped him and held him for ransom. Kaylyn Kyle played a pivotal role in getting him back. www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...

Over the last 10 days my kids nice mountain bike was stolen from his high school, and the nice used replacement bike was stolen from my local bike shop, AMA. 👍

TODAY: @felipedlh.bsky.social on the life of a dandy, and those just imitating fashion. "What I find both amusing and irksome is that traditional menswear is an ostensible point of propriety for these wannabe authoritarians and they don’t even care about it at all." flaminghydra.com/r/883cbc3f?m...

Another Ian of Distinction.

I illustrated this in memory of the brilliant Dan McQuade. This @dhm piece for @defector.com on the La Salle University smoke machine will forever be perfect to me. #danmcquade defector.com/behold-the-g...

I don't think enough has been said about how Noam Chomsky put in shifts at the consent manufacturing factory for Epstein. Real "Segway founder dies in Segway accident" vibes with that guy.

I grew up in San Diego, and even back in the 1980s the Border Patrol were so much worse than any other cops. Think of the people you knew in high school that under no circumstances should have had any authority over anyone, or ever had a gun. Those guys.

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

Yes, this is a big step towards undoing some of the absolutely evil fascist atrocities perpetrated by a rogue senile despot's advisers, but unraveling it too far upsets the imaginary family Chuck Schumer consults on every single policy, so we should probably back off.

Putting this on repeat.

Thomas Pynchon: "the System, which sooner or later must crash to its death, when its addiction to energy has become more than the rest of the World can supply, dragging with it innocent souls... Living inside the System is like riding across the country in a bus driven by a maniac bent on suicide…"