Well well well, not so easy to find generation discourse that doesn't suck shit after all, huh?

A good response to "and that's why we need a ballroom" is "What in the fuck are you talking about?"

Can’t do another shoplifting discourse

My dad was born in a dugout on a sheep ranch far outside of Casper, WY, but moved to San Diego for his mom's health. He graduated from the geology department at SDSU, and was a season ticket holder until he passed. Aztecs 24 Wyoming 7, $247. @edsbs.bsky.social

Me, reading your posts.

No, you see, my generation's worst qualities are caused by structural forces that began before we were born or had agency, and are beyond any of our individual control. Your generation's are due to your terrible life choices and awful ethics, a direct reflection of every single person's character.

As an expert in these matters, is there a reason why the Nasa narrator keeps emphasizing the "there are NO hazardous gasses present" around the exterior of the Integrity landing module, @davidjroth.bsky.social?

Tirana is the New York of Albania.

Tied my personal best today after setting it yesterday. April 8 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 988

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

If it’s good enough for Big Bill, it’s good enough for me.

Telling my kids this is The Departed (2006).

I need you all to see this "baseball themed" short term rental. The photos and photo captions are incredible. www.expedia.com/Oakland-Hote...

Re-rename Army to Huerta St.

This is why you gotta put out traps at the first sign of an infestation: "HODL" scrawled on the urinal partition, diamond hand graffiti, the worst techno you've ever heard. This restaurant is probably red-tagged now, and they're gonna have to tent it, 'cuz they're in the walls now.

Pretty solid today, if I do say so. www.maptap.gg March 17 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 95🏅 Final score: 976

i wanted to like amadeus, but for all of salieri's talking, he never evinces a theory for producing better-behaved mozarts

An excruciating set of replies to this relatively straightforward point about empathy and the social contract. Having a reason for doing something and acting rational are not necessarily the same thing, and understanding people who are struggling doesn't mean justifying their actions.

I promise you, you are not prepared for any of the covers. I have those fucked up white eyes from the Black Lodge now.

Challenge for those who are very confident my shared network printer isn't conscious: Explain how craving delicious Pop Tarts works.

While I have your attention, this is ONLY available today. bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...

Various people have been trying to get me to override my snap judgement that this shit sucks ass for 30 years now. It's fine to like cheese, and I agree everyone should work a service job to develop critical empathy skills, but I just can't fuck with these cornball dorks.

The pin labels on the map of this video thumbnail are insanely good, AI is incredible.

The Robin in the Rain guy is Sephiroth posting from Carcosa, and all my reps are means-testing strongly worded letters to the Department of Baby Prisons.

i sure wouldn't mind not having to see any more screenshots of pervy chuds on a whole other website tweeting about Alysa Liu's cervix

Every day I log on here, hoping for more third-person Wil Stancil content, and goddamn do all y'all deliver. I love it! Keep it up!

Kash Patel when Savannah Guthrie’s mom had been kidnapped

Bluesky, the STICK TO POLITICS sports site.

Today, Celebrini truly became a San Jose Shark.

This is an incredible (and scary) story that I missed last month. Somebody enticed Adrian Heath to come to Monaco to have a fake interview for a real Saudi club, then kidnapped him and held him for ransom. Kaylyn Kyle played a pivotal role in getting him back. www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...

Over the last 10 days my kids nice mountain bike was stolen from his high school, and the nice used replacement bike was stolen from my local bike shop, AMA. 👍

TODAY: @felipedlh.bsky.social on the life of a dandy, and those just imitating fashion. "What I find both amusing and irksome is that traditional menswear is an ostensible point of propriety for these wannabe authoritarians and they don’t even care about it at all." flaminghydra.com/r/883cbc3f?m...

Another Ian of Distinction.

I illustrated this in memory of the brilliant Dan McQuade. This @dhm piece for @defector.com on the La Salle University smoke machine will forever be perfect to me. #danmcquade defector.com/behold-the-g...

I don't think enough has been said about how Noam Chomsky put in shifts at the consent manufacturing factory for Epstein. Real "Segway founder dies in Segway accident" vibes with that guy.

I grew up in San Diego, and even back in the 1980s the Border Patrol were so much worse than any other cops. Think of the people you knew in high school that under no circumstances should have had any authority over anyone, or ever had a gun. Those guys.

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

Yes, this is a big step towards undoing some of the absolutely evil fascist atrocities perpetrated by a rogue senile despot's advisers, but unraveling it too far upsets the imaginary family Chuck Schumer consults on every single policy, so we should probably back off.

Putting this on repeat.

Thomas Pynchon: "the System, which sooner or later must crash to its death, when its addiction to energy has become more than the rest of the World can supply, dragging with it innocent souls... Living inside the System is like riding across the country in a bus driven by a maniac bent on suicide…"

I can feel my cognitive abilities grow 100x by using these technologies.

Watching Ronin, a great movie whose plot hinges on more than one scene where a character pulls a gun on someone in the driver’s seat of a running car but does not force them to turn off the car and remove the car keys.

Exactly what kind of training and budget tweaks get rid of this?

The Dilbert Project. kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...

Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one

Still not over David Lynch.

"What are we going to do with all the Gestapo staff if we dissolve the Gestapo?" I dunno, we can figure that out when we get there. Maybe pick up trash by the side of a highway? We can workshop this later, but the important thing is to dissolve the Gestapo.