The only boast I ever want to hear from Trump is “I know makeup like the back of my hand.” #trump #cankles

“1, 2, 3, 4 I declare thumb war!” Trump: “No, you don’t! ….. Trump: “I have ended 9 wars” #trump #fucktrump

The Trump coin should be called the “Double Yen.” #trumpcoin #trump

Nothing but love, @mynameisgaron.bsky.social ! I promise! @nevernotfunny.com

Hegseth order all these admirals and generals to Quantico just to announce he is waging a war on Just For Men beard dye. #quantico #hegseth

@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social someone on Reddit suggested I change “break glass” to “remain calm.” I think I like this better! @kristinekimmel.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social @mynameisgaron.bsky.social

Palmolive: Our soap moisturizes and softens your hands as it cuts grease, leaving your dishes spotless. Dawn: Can it clean an oil-soaked duck? Palmolive: .....it's dish soap. It's used to clean di... Dawn: Can it clean a fucking oil-soaked duck?

@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social on @nevernotfunny.com you said no one ever makes anything for How to Survive. Hope this helps. Sadly, it’s not a tchotchke. @kristinekimmel.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com @mynameisgaron.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social

NO YOU AREN'T SEEING THINGS- TRUMP REALLY IS PARTING HIS HAIR ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE NOW!!! #trump #tylenol

I drew a Little Golden Book cover for the NNF 7/11 sign saga @jimmypardo.com @nevernotfunny.com @showmanandydaly.bsky.social @tonythaxton.bsky.social @mattbelknap.bsky.social @eliothochberg.bsky.social

It's 2025, and @jimmykimmel.com and Stephen Colbert are without late night gigs, but Byron Allen is still Kickin' It! #jimmykimmel #charliekirk

@jimmypardo.com I know you have a fondness for those old carnival\fair mirror prizes. Be on the lookout for your very own authentic Iron Maiden Killers-inspired cocaine mirror prize coming soon.

On the bright side, there's about a 90% chance @newsmax.com will have to interrupt a Mike Lindell MyPillow commercial with Breaking News. #charliekirk

@mynameisgaron.bsky.social @mattbelknap.bsky.social @eliothochberg.bsky.social NNF Snack time!

@jimmypardo.com NNF Snack Pack.

@jimmypardo.com Lucy Goosey

@jimmypardo.com @mynameisgaron.bsky.social @nevernotfunny.bsky.social “Pardo Pardo”

Here’s a drawing for Silent K! @mattbelknap.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com @nevernotfunny.bsky.social @mynameisgaron.bsky.social

#nbafinals #pacers #nbafinals2025 Love the CGI court. It reminds me of MJ Hugging the Larry O'Brien Trophy

In a surprise twist, Jeff Saturday has been named lead singer of The Jim Irsay Band

@nevernotfunny.bsky.social Eating Celebrity Cookies is cool

@jimmypardo.com Thought I would draw something for your new segment.

@jimmypardo.com @nevernotfunny.bsky.social New Never Not Funko Pops

@jimmypardo.com @mynameisgaron.bsky.social @nevernotfunny.bsky.social Never Not Funko

@mynameisgaron.bsky.social Sack of Dogs, friend!

@nevernotfunny.bsky.social ny.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com rdo.com @mattbelknap.bsky.social ky.social @mynameisgaron.bsky.social aron.bsky.social Huge fan! I drew something inspired by the "Let's go out to the lobby" theater ads. Purple Belt, Chicago X candy bar, & Bag O Corn make cameos. #JimmyPardo