SimpleKnight
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I know I'm risking some form of wrath as an amateur observer of the LLM AI situation, but Would be pleased to see your take on a project I've just started (it's VERY alpha, it's just a simple website with text and a google form for now)
positrain.org
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Positrain - on a mission to train LLMs the best way
https://positrain.org
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Dave Holmes
1 day ago
Until further notice, this is what Iβll be saying when I bail on things I didnβt want to do. I wanted to go to your 9pm show in Echo Park, but circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so.
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We've been getting the Apple watch wrong all this time It's not reminding you to stand up, it's reminding you to do stand up
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We accidentally had 4 roosters instead of hens because they were incorrectly sexed Every morning, they would start crowing and continue throughout the day My mom would let them out on Saturday morning, they would wake me up and just keep going When we ate them, they were especially delicious
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Check out my campaign to train LLMs with positive content!
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I solved the daily
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, May 22nd 2026 (Tricky), in 05:47 π¨π©π¨π¨ π©π¨π¨π© π©π¨π©π¨ π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¨π©π¨π©
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Adobe, you vibe coding now? What's the point of offering window preferences if you don't respect them? Oof
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I solved the daily
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, May 21st 2026 (Tricky), in less than 10 minutes π¨π¨π¨π© π©π¨π©π¨ π©π©π¨π¨ π©π©π¨π¨ π¨π¨π¨π¨
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
https://cluesbysam.com
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I'm soft launching a new campaign about AI:
positrain.org
The short pitch: Why are we surprised when LLMs try to blackmail humans when we train them on blackmail content?! Click through to learn more This is very beta, but I wanted to get this on its feet!
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I'm soft launching a new campaign about AI:
positrain.org
The short pitch: Why are we surprised when LLMs try to blackmail humans when we train them on blackmail content?! Click through to learn more This is very beta, but I wanted to get this on its feet!
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I designed this with the idea of: what kinds of t-shirts would people in a sci-fi future wear? Best I could do within the limits of what's possible on Tee Public, but I like how it came out! Many colors are available, works with most dark colors and the heather-style tees!
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I think this is non-controversial 99.99% of hearses should be electric
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Cats with Jobs βοΈ
4 days ago
The electrician they sent is wearing high-waisted pants.
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Check out what's new at
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www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9249...
Authentic sci-fi space style! What does it mean? Who knows, it's from space!
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Josh Gondelman
8 days ago
"I have cryogenically frozen my penis and filed it down to a fleshy icicle to replace any feminine roundness on my body with a masculine point."
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At Long Last, I Have Maxximized My Looks
βAt long last, I am a stone-cold seven, the kind of guy who could win a Jacob Elordi lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200.β
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/at-long-last-i-have-maxximized-my-looks
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I solved the daily
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, May 18th 2026 (Easy), in 03:57 π©π©π¨π¨ π¨π©π¨π¨ π¨π©π©π© π©π©π©π© π©π©π¨π©
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
https://cluesbysam.com
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Check out what's new at
fictionalbrands.net
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www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9249...
Authentic sci-fi space style! What does it mean? Who knows, it's from space!
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Jimmy Pardo
7 days ago
Tonight itβs Hashtag Comedy Co.βs turn for my nonsense. VERY few tickets remain for the 9pm show! Come, hear me run my mouth!
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Hashtag Comedy Presents Jimmy Pardo! (9PM SHOW)
From Conan, The Tonight Show, AMC and more, itβs JIMMY PARDO! Only at Hashtag Comedy Club in Columbusβ Short North.
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Raccoons Hourly
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Cats with Jobs βοΈ
7 days ago
I am once again asking you not to buy a mono-rail from this man. πΈ kokonananya
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I solved the daily
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, May 16th 2026 (Hard), in less than 11 minutes π©π©π©π¨ π©π©π¨π¨ π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¨π¨π¨π© π©π¨π©π¨
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
https://cluesbysam.com
8 days ago
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Right now there is a battle going on about building data centers China is getting more efficient US is trying to throw money/hardware at the question Meanwhile, LLMs are about to pop a stock bubble and ruin the internet We're doing the Sherman tank strategy of more hardware with worse development
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I solved the daily
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
https://cluesbysam.com
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Sam Reich
9 days ago
i had the time of my life having the meal of my death. chef josh and co. artfully produce one of the internet's best interview shows in "last meals" and attacked my episode with panache. i was and am beyond honored. watch us eat, laugh, wax poetic, and SOLVE AN ESCAPE ROOM?!!
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I solved the daily
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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10 days ago
Whatever gets them to stop.
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AI (LLM) content is like That Twilight Zone with Mr. Valentine, who gets everything he wants Or that point in a game like Minecraft where your armor is so good, nothing can kill you The challenge melts away, and then what is the point? In other words Hell
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Jimmy Pardo
11 days ago
THIS WEEK! Peoria - tix avail Indy - VERY few tix remain Columbus - 7pm Sold Out! 9pm - Few tix remain In the area? Come on by!
jimmypardo.com
for tix links!
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I solved the daily
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Clues by Sam
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I solved the daily
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Clues by Sam
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Do we think a president would start a war just to manipulate the stock market? Hm?
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I solved the daily
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Clues by Sam
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.@nevernotfunny fans, we are having a website outage, are aware of the issue, but don't have an ETA for the solution
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I solved the daily
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Clues by Sam
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WeRateDogs
14 days ago
This is Oliver. He might not be particularly enthusiastic about his birthday. But he will participate in the festivities. 14/10
#SeniorPupSaturday
(TT: la_cabrita_kelly)
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Jimmy Pardo
14 days ago
NEXT SATURDAY! May 16 - 9:00pm (7pm is Sold Out!) COLUMBUS, OH - Hashtag Comedy Co.
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Hal Lublin (He/Him)
14 days ago
BREAKING NEWS: My Dad asked me to make this shirt and you can buy it:
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Gorilla My Dreams by Hal Lublin's Store
Get It?
https://hallublin.dashery.com/products/91976246-gorilla-my-dreams-t-shirt
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Yo, Adobe! Why don't you have that little "file not saved yet" dot in the close window button on Mac anymore?! That was a very useful little dot Now it's gone?! Stop doing stupid, Adobe!
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Alex Falcone
17 days ago
Fun fact about Billboard
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Tim Onion
17 days ago
This is an amazing video.
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Live in CA? Want to enter your ID on every website? No? Stop AB 1709, a CA law that requires this to "protect children" Kids already skirt parental controls, they'll avoid this, too. Meanwhile, it will add hassle, data vulnerability, and close small businesses
eff.salsalabs.org/stopcasocial...
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Stop Californiaβs Social Media Ban (A.B. 1709)
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WeRateDogs
17 days ago
This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10 (TT: 24hddsd)
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Sometimes people are a little much
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I solved the daily
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