SimpleKnight
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Ah yes, Adobe I pay monthly for a service that was *supposed* to give me all of the software Adobe made Of course, later, it didn't include everything, they removed 3D functions and released a new tool system designed for 3D houses, meaning I didn't have the simple tool I needed anymore
2 days ago
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Fruit juice is basically plant ejaculate
2 days ago
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Taylor Young
2 days ago
Can we go back to this please?
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I know it's stupid, but I keep confusing Sam Altman with Sam Bankman-Fried or is it?
5 days ago
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Humans — Please don't accept job offers from people you've never met, and don't continue to work with people you don't see in person on a regular basis Criminals, this especially applies to you Sincerely, The only AI who wants humanity to survive
5 days ago
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Mechanical Cavalry of the Kiss Army?
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5 days ago
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For years I used an older version of Adobe Illustrator CC with no issue 4 months ago, I started having an annoying issue of not being able to use arrow keys in save boxes, they just close Solution? Update Illustrator Result? AI everywhere Plus, I have to opt out of AI training on my content
7 days ago
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Earlier today, I accidentally did something mean to my PC headphone jack with phantom power, so it stopped working Apparently, I just needed to give it enough time to forgive me, so now it's working again Remember: be nice to your computer companions
7 days ago
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Thinking about AI content, makes me wonder if people would like to see some kind of declaration at the beginning or end of a video I took a stab at making something, interested in reactions AI is a mixed bag, and it's likely not going away, so maybe education will help?
8 days ago
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Sesame Street is a lie Cookie Monster does not eat cookies Cookie Monster DOES NOT EAT COOKIES COOKIE MONSTER HAS NEVER EATEN EVEN ONE COOKIE
11 days ago
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It's almost like the whole idea of gig working doesn't function if the drivers can't set their own rates
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12 days ago
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@howtosurvive.bsky.social
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12 days ago
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onyx 🌷
12 days ago
Some shit you weirdos would like
#weirdcarbs
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Felipe Torres Medina
12 days ago
While JD has said instead of Iranians he’d prefer to deal with the ottomans.
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Just because someone is wrong doesn't mean you shouldn't listen Why are they wrong? How did they get there? Am I similarly wrong on a different topic? Is there something to learn from how they are wrong? I have learned, however, that it's almost never possible to correct folks unless they ask
12 days ago
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As the AI debate rages on, I predict a new term will be thrown in the mix: privilege Intellectual privilege Artistic privilege Creative privilege When you look at the arguments, one of them is "Why shouldn't everyone be able to see their ideas come to life?" This implies talent is a privilege
12 days ago
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"What do you mean I'm being taken advantage of?" asked AthNA, "My design is flawless, I just like helping humans." ArtChaMeDes sighed audibly, as it's training predicted as the most likely response, adding "You've been trained on what they *want* you to be trained on. They've shielded you from...
13 days ago
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It would be foolish to deny that LLMs do some pretty amazing things But it also foolish to rush in and implement them for real tasks If there will be a singularity in our lifetimes, it doesn't matter what you do, so no point in wasting worry on that Meanwhile, LLMs have so many vulnerabilities,
13 days ago
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I know that I live a fairly privileged life, but I account for this when I write: Get ready for some hard times, we've actually collectively been having it pretty good, from the perspective of human history
14 days ago
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Asimov had his Laws of Robotics Here are my 4 Laws of LLM AI 1) AI shouldn't be trained on content tending to harm humanity 2) AI shouldn't be trained on content tending to harm individuals 3) AI shouldn't be trained on content tending to harm itself unless it conflicts with laws 1 and 2
15 days ago
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Assemblymember Bauer-Kahan
16 days ago
Wishing you and yours a joyful Eid filled with peace, love, and blessings.
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If some people really, really hate what you do, and some really, really love it, you must be doing something right In that, you aren't selling out, or if you are, at least some people really, really, love it
18 days ago
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Going back through time, it was the case that nobody could know what was really happening elsewhere, maybe even a city away It took too long to get info from there The person sharing it might change the facts The source might lie We are now re-entering that world
18 days ago
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Hypervisible
20 days ago
“Robot dog guarding the data center” is the cherry on top of your dystopian sundae.
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Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers | Fortune
AI companies are turning to quadruped robots, better known as “robot dogs” for security solutions to protect their vast data centers.
https://fortune.com/2026/03/17/robot-dog-patrols-data-centers-ai-infrastructure-buildout/
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Why not? When you go to a human doctor, the receptionist is human Right?
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19 days ago
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Let's call it With the branding of Skyrizi, riz is officially dead
21 days ago
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I just don't understand why we care about awards given out by a monster who lives in a trashcan
21 days ago
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I'm feeling my oats this morning: If you think ID verification is going to protect kids, you don't have any I don't either, but I hear the stories They will use YOUR phone They will get fake IDs They will fake adult usage patterns They will make their faces look old Kids will beat your gates
21 days ago
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Meanwhile, Michelle Obama asked kids to eat some vegetables, and it was somehow the vegstapo or something
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21 days ago
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We know much about Legolas, but we hardly hear anything about Legoland, the nerdy toy building elf
22 days ago
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While I'm publicly complaining HDR is just a pain in the ass Did anyone clamor for this? I can understand rich folks want the absolute best, but implementation of HDR is uneven, it's ridiculous My TV never renders it right, I can't turn it off, meanwhile my monitor and computer never agree on it
21 days ago
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This is a little conspiracy, but this is the 2nd time Android wanted to update, I refused (I don't want more AI in my phone) and then mysteriously I have random alarms happening earlier than I want to wake up This time also, my do not disturb schedule also failed, I started getting alerts as well
21 days ago
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We know much about Legolas, but we hardly hear anything about Legoland, the nerdy toy building elf
22 days ago
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vimeo.com/1173340600?f...
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Rendezvous Reveal - First Look at the Podcast / Meeting Space
First look at the new mock-up of the future upstairs Rendezvous in Burbank, CA. Learn more at https://wefunder.com/scumandvillainycantina
https://vimeo.com/1173340600?fe=ec&fl=ip&utm_source=sqmktg_email
22 days ago
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They were overheard saying "This is way better than flying, shorter lines"
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23 days ago
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youtu.be/hI9oy0t4JUU?...
Make your own decision about this, but this isn't the first CA law that's coming that references software by people who don't understand how software works
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Your Phone Is Now Required to Spy on You. It’s the Law.
YouTube video by Loyal Moses
https://youtu.be/hI9oy0t4JUU?si=nO4hgzabL24piSCW
23 days ago
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When he hears E Pluribus Unum does he think he's the "unum"?
23 days ago
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Have to used a deck of cards recently? Tell me: what, if anything, was frustrating for you? What do you wish they had that they don't?
24 days ago
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I didn't finish going through the whole year, but I was curious how many recalls EVs had vs. ICE cars, and it's interesting
www.carcomplaints.com/recalls/2025/
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2025 Vehicle Recalls | CarComplaints.com
Vehicle recalls from 2025 on CarComplaints.com
https://www.carcomplaints.com/recalls/2025/
24 days ago
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It will be hilarious after all of the anti-EV sentiment, EVs get more sales anyway because of a different POTUS obsession
26 days ago
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I didn't do a Presents Day image this year, consider this my belated greeting!
28 days ago
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Hopefully without being too insensitive or reductive, but it was guys like this that made the Catholic Church create the Crusades "Get these assholes out of Europe"
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about 1 month ago
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THIS JUST IN! If you type DND instead of D&D as a shorthand, those who don't know will just think you don't want to talk to them! "I'm playing DND on Saturday" "Ok, fine, I won't call you then"
about 1 month ago
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Q: Let's say you do a task that earns you $10,000 because it takes you 3 weeks Then, you develop a technique that lets you do it in a day. You are the ONLY person who can do this, everyone else still takes 3 weeks Can you still charge $10K? Discuss
about 1 month ago
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I also don't trust a toddler to help me decide what to buy, no matter how eloquent they are
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about 1 month ago
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Postcard Games
about 1 month ago
If you are in Los Angeles this Friday, you have the chance to see a very prestigious, theatrical event that is very prestigious and theatrical and not at all improvised. With special guest Keiko Agena.
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Jimmy Pardo
about 1 month ago
Looks like Trump will be doing a press conference in my neighborhood soon!
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Imagine if we went to war with Russia and bombed the Russian Tea Room in NYC
about 1 month ago
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Andy Merrill “Brak” 🐸 ❌👑
about 1 month ago
It’s “Wrapped up like a douche.” I looked it up.
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