SimpleKnight
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So, Aptera just went public, they're saying they've secured the funds to start production! If you want one, maybe consider using my referral code:
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Reserve on, get a discount through me on that, I get a referral discount
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This is pretty fun!
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No way I as far as I can see, looks like they're using the unreal engine for the 3D animations, it's pretty nice work!
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Spice Frontier: Escape From Veltegar | Animated Pilot Episode
YouTube video by Steamroller Stories
https://youtu.be/SeAqnHywrx8?si=Fm_4YWzisDgvmJ9R
about 13 hours ago
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I think the way things work is that you can stop talking about that bad thing you did after you've apologized to everyone, they accept it, and you fixed as much of what you broke as you could I think this also applies to countries
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Uncle Duke
2 days ago
members of the all-bear comedy mime troupe “ursa medium” seen here practicing their “two friends carrying a heavy box” routine
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Uncle Duke
2 days ago
“I don’t think you understand. This place? It belongs to me and my friends now. You can either leave through the door, or through the window. Capeesh?”
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Foxes In Love
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Brendel
3 days ago
Back when posting was good
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In other news: I am SO tired of companies just changing things with no care to the consequences How is it that WD thinks it's ok to push firmware updates and use a drive fail state as a user notification? End of year, I'm finally getting out of bed with WD NAS SUUUUUUCH junk
3 days ago
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When newspapers were king, it was "Don't believe everything you read" Today, I suspect it ought to be "Don't read everything you see"
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️
3 days ago
When you're sleepy but you get the job done anyway.
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I'll play, but with TV - Breaking Bread - Fleabaguette - Law & Order: BLT - Kate & Bialy - In The Wheat of the Night - The Vanderpumpernickel Rules - Babka Newhart - Tic Tac Sourdough
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3 days ago
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There our society has decided are not allowed: - Can't sell your organs - Can't agree to a contract that results in your death - Children can't sign binding contracts - Can't secretly buy life insurance on your spouse Now let's think of all the other things we could say no to as a society
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WeRateDogs
4 days ago
This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️
4 days ago
Helping out. 📸 Aycute99
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If you watched episodes of Black Mirror and thought "Thank goodness that will never happen!" Well, buddy, I don't know what to tell you Enjoy the remaining time when that will be true, I guess
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I feel like this is the beginning of raccoon Goodfellas
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5 days ago
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Dr. Brendan Anderson
5 days ago
Day164 of photoshopping
@lastweektonight.com
's John Oliver with fossils in the hopes that he saves the Paleontological Research Institution PRI's current entryway decoration is fossil bivalves Ptychopteria (Cornellites) fasciculata, but perhaps a bust of John (H. sapiens) if he helps?
#SavePRI
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Brian Stack
5 days ago
The original “Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker” sketch at The Second City in Chicago in ‘90 with Chris Farley, Jill Talley, Bob Odenkirk, Holly Wortell and Tim Meadows. Killed every single night. Tim is on “Colbert” tonight by the way.
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Sounds like corporate apologist claptrap Have we not learned from the past? Idealism in the face of corporate profit will always lose The only reason companies want to do this is to make more money Period
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WeRateDogs
5 days ago
This is Zebby. He finally managed to catch his tail. Super proud of the accomplishment and would like to pretend no one saw the part right after. 12/10 (IG: zebbythegolden)
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️
7 days ago
I am once again asking you not to buy a mono-rail from this man. 📸 kokonananya
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Amy
7 days ago
You might wonder how they landed on “hairy balls milkweed” as a name but then you see it and:
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Received from a KS creator: I am contacting each of you to request a "Telephone" Number for your packages. While Kickstarter does NOT ask for this information... New era of shipping with Tariffs, VAT Taxes and generally any tracked package requires a "Telephone" Number. Weird, right? Like it's AI?
8 days ago
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Does anybody else think that Trader Joe's is using chat GPT4 to train their cashiers? If my cashier got any more excited about the three different color bell peppers I bought for my salad after asking about my weekend plans, I might have assumed there was a sniper in the store
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Al Yankovic
9 days ago
Go for it, Taylor!
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Wish this guy was the one we see on TV Still, it's a good video
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12 days ago
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Ivan Van Norman
12 days ago
Many years ago I did a show called Sagas of Sundry. It was immersive horror, great storytelling, and reality show style skill challenges. Now I want to bring it back, but call it Tales of Dread. But I need your help. So I'm taking this project to Kickstarter. Learn more at
www.talesofdread.com
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So... For every sport that gets big bucks, it's fair to have something creative that gets big bucks, right? Right?
12 days ago
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scott⚡️mccloud
12 days ago
Okay, that is legitimately cool. 👁️ 👁️ !
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Artist uses typewriter to make art (Tik Tok: @James Cook Artwork)
YouTube video by Interestingasfuck
https://youtube.com/shorts/Y8Fv-dZcXOA?si=_6Z1NU0JfvxQXd_Q
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Anybody know what those little white cubes are? It's Korean, I think, and my guess is radish, but I'm probably wrong?
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13 days ago
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I hate to say it, but The real Nazis had better tailors
14 days ago
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More like Statler & Waldorf
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14 days ago
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Amy
15 days ago
this is what the inside of my brain looks like
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Paging Dr Beat, Emergency! Track Suit Version
YouTube video by tika the iggy
https://youtube.com/shorts/Aw1BN2HvNVg?si=TLbDFwMoyS6fgMQV
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Somebody's tryin' be human!
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15 days ago
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I am done with PayPal Credit They just sent me a Mastercard connected to my account On the paper, it says that, much like the line of credit itself which you can choose online, purchases over $149 have 6 months no interest However, it doesn't do that The card has NOTHING to do with that
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Jimmy Pardo
16 days ago
If you’re walking around LA tonight thinking “Hey, where all the long haired old dudes?” Well, wonder no more… they’re all here at the Saban seeing Michael Schenker.
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WeRateDogs
16 days ago
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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It's worth remembering that the biggest bully in the village didn't want to give up all the bully loot, they were forced to because of everyone else Or did we already forget the lesson of Caveman?
16 days ago
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If someone offered me $2mil to do stand up in Saudi Arabia, my answer would be "Who told you I know how to do stand up?"
17 days ago
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This is cultural imperialist entitlement taken to the ultimate extreme "We can't have mercantilism unless we steal your land and resources" "We can't have AI businesses unless we steal your ideas and content" There is very little difference between the two statements
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17 days ago
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redwyrm
18 days ago
Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: Boromir wasn’t very high level. Me: What makes you say that? 8yo DM: Lurtz hit him with three arrows and he died. Even if they were all crits and Lurtz had an 18 Dex, he only took around 60 HP of damage. My 8th level Druid could have survived that attack.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️
18 days ago
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If Jane had only gotten to her MedBed!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀
18 days ago
The difference between marmite and vegemite? The vegemite hangs from the 𝘵𝘰𝘱 of the cave.
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I got to be a growling minotaur today, so life is pretty good for me specifically what I'm suggesting is I'm grateful
19 days ago
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The Cook, the Thief, His wife, and her American Gigolo
#americanmovieamovie
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American History X for Victory
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An American in Paris in the West
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An American Psycho Goes to Washington
#americanmovieamovie
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Paul F. Tompkins
21 days ago
An American Werewolf In King Arthur’s Court
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