now available on vinyl

If you think about it, in a way, life is working out what to do with your various holes

I feel like I'm in an ep of The Good Place If my item is behind a lock at CVS, I ring the bell, and nobody shows up for 10 min, I will, in fact, order from Amazon (I know), and maybe next time I won't even bother going to CVS I wonder how much CVS loses to that vs. how much they lose to shrinkage?

So far, we've done a cruise ship and a magic themed magazine publisher What will it be tonight? Only way to find out is to come! www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...

The algorithm favors sensationalist false news This is not new In the era when the newspaper was all media, the same thing happened Sensationalism sold papers, and resulted in wars, lynchings, and panics Only difference? People made those choices directly

This is Ranger. He was at a grooming appointment when it suddenly became a yoga session as well. Fortunately, he is an excellent multitasker. 13/10 (IG: thegoldenboyranger)

Just got my ticket for the Melania movie!! #shesthebossnow

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@bauerkahan.bsky.social can't message you on your official site, so I just want to say thanks for your work trying to regulate AI

holy crap youtube.com/shorts/hyqtA...

Hey! @alisonrosen.bsky.social is here on this week’s NNF! Listen to this one everywhere! Get video, a second exclusive episode, livestreams (Monday!), game nights, and more! NeverNotFunny.com

It's not law enforcement, Congressman Even were it doing its job properly, it wouldn't be

Here's a thing I didn't think we'd have to worry about youtu.be/x0x1mQSkvmk?... If you live in Washington State, you should watch this and comment on legislation that could make it illegal to own certain 3D printers and maker machines

"Portland + Lewiston represent the smallest metro area to become a target of the Trump administration's #immigration crackdown." BUT: Maine is a blue state. Red states Florida (1.6M) + Texas (2.1M) each have more undocumented immigrants than Maine has PEOPLE (1.4M). It's *NOT* about immigration.

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Had a super fun Twilight Zone show with Brian Minton, David Shair, and Shahla Khan at the Broadwater Theater with the Sweet-N-Sour Improv Hour! Thanks to Stephen Gillikin and Wendy Natividad for hosting! We were also on the bill with Drunkards & Dragons! A fun night!

Looks like I will be in this show this coming Saturday! Tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/sweet-n-so...

Life, I would like to speak to a manager

We were screwed the day companies had a financial incentive to "update" our software and devices

QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own? (because I am too tall to fit in comfortably, and also rotary)

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This is Zero. She is something of a shapeshifter. Not voluntarily, but still very impressive. 14/10 (IG: zerothesupercollie)

I've tried all the Google advice to turn off Gemini in my Workspace email, but the icon is still there, and it still makes (wildly incorrect) suggestions for responses that I don't want Probably some kind of violation, right?

I don't consider myself someone with ADHD (not a judgement, just a qualifier) If I did, or even without it, the amount of debugging I need to do with literally every aspect of tech means constant distraction preventing completion of projects in a timely way Why isn't my mouse working properly!?

The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair, except it's about the destructive things AI is doing, how people have literally been hurt or died as a result of people trusting AI LLM responses, and how the proprietors of LLMs insist they are entitled to steal to make their money while putting millions out of work

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How is it that 3 of the main discount pizza apps have managed to break on iOS? Is it that hard to take my money?! Yeesh

For shoes, what price do you consider luxury? For me, if a pair of shoes is over $200, it's luxury unless it's needed for a specific work task What is this number for you? (Note that I rarely spend more than $40 on a pair of shoes, but I bought $80 shoes recently that I don't consider luxury)

Happy new year everyone! Sending love and joy to everyone for a wonderful 2026!

The rhetoric flies very close to whatever Plur1bus is up to What I will be watching: will he be able to work against the entrenched interests in NY? And will he be willing/able to clean house of those not interested in helping him, without installing toadies like what's happening in DC?

A new word: smort [smawrt] / smɔrt / 1) to have been smart, but dumb now 2) to have been smart, but can't be bothered now 3) to have done something smart in the past, so you can be dumb now "I used to be smart, but I don't need the pressure. I'm smort." "I'm smort, I backed up those files."

Bluesky signpost: You're allowed to curate the people you spend time with to maximize joy and minimize stress

Imagining an alternate reality where MTV saw the writing on the wall and made the deal with the labels instead of Apple, who then bought MTV for the iPod launch which then led to MTV being what Spotify is instead of Apple having iTunes and the Apple Music Store And maybe we'd've had MPods?

This is what we're up against I consider this digital imperialism, like a manifest destiny for their profits Maybe, just maybe, it's moving too fast and was released to the public before this was all worked out

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Ruin two bands by combining them: The Aero Smiths

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Just 71 more views will hit 3000! youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E

In conclusion, this should win Best Picture:

I know, it's Xmas But I was thinking I've bitched and moaned about AI replacing jobs, and it will But we also have to acknowledge that it can only do that because so much of entertainment IS derivative It's hard to be original, but we should try And frightened execs should get out of the way

I have watched @pftompkins.bsky.social perform as Krampus many times and it is a great joy to behold! Now YOU can enjoy Krampus without even venturing to the Cape Cod Melody Tent! It’s a Christmas miracle!!!

I'm just a Municipal Boob Inspector Those FBI jerks keep showing up and taking over the investigations!

Piggybacking Just had valid coupons rejected at CVS self checkout Check it: the system FORCES you to drop a coupon into a trash slot BEFORE registering it Once it decides NOPE, you then have to call the clerk to fish it out SUCH BS because it could just as easily reject it BEFORE you trash it

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Writing a ‘Gremlins’ movie where the protagonist follows the rules and just has a fun time playing with a cute as hell Mogwai

I've had the new daily driver #grenadier for a few days now, and despite having some weird software quirks it's actually pretty pleasant to drive Everything being mechanical and analog is a welcome change #weirdcarbs #cars

Some winter TV shows! Fur-phy Brown Glove, American Style Miami Ice-icles Law & Cord Wood Better Call Shawl The Fire Pitt The Guest Wing It's Not Sunny in Philadelphia Jacket Mirror Parkas and Recreation

Okay everyone! Silent Night in any key!

I'm a building manager How would you read this message from a tenant? "Hi, an unknown substance keeps leaking on the roof of my car while parked in the garage. It looks like whatever it is, faded spots of my paint. I'm going to get my car wash and see if the spots come off"

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