came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual: "If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".

Well it wasn’t a sober day over here.

I’m gonna need y’all to dial up the whimsy.

Would someone please just knock me unconscious already?

Five pretty Brahma ladies all in a row! 😊

"Fuck the Ruling Elite" Seen in Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada.

Good reminder from this state highway!

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.

My friend, the climatologist, told me this year is off to a bad start. My friend, the epidemiologist, told me this year is off to a bad start. My friend, the historian, told me this year is just getting started.

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

Get Played is nominated for and iHeart Podcast Award for Best Overall Ensemble!

stop telling women to calm down and start giving them a reason to feel calm

Fat Greg, 2021 vintage

I am not handling our new world very well.

my head hurts and i’m pissed at the government

Those Windermere peaks look like a perfect place to cry.

ICE is what happens when little boys grow up only playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and don't balance it out with silly little games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Not a drop of whimsy to be found in these broken men.

"Love and Protect your Neighbors Don't Trust the Feds" Seen in South Minneapolis, January 2026

I'm starting a new Baldur's Gate 3 playthrough so the plan is to spend three hours in character creation and then about 45 minutes in actual game play.

Today is the dumbest day in all of the land

This Dunnock was doing its best Marilyn Monroe impression in some glorious morning light.

A Biscuit based timeline cleanse.

Like crows pecking through your garbage cans, these are the days of our lives

I love being in a very bad mood.

I just won a brand new car! In GTA online but... still cool.

Would you guys please shut up and go to bed. Some of us have birds in the morning.

You guys, I finally did it! I'm popular!

Mood af

I wouldn't mind being hugged by a dragon

I love being in a very bad mood.

Tessa's eyelashes should have their own fan club. 💋

That time we tried to teach Alan to play guitar

I don't really have anything to say today so please enjoy this image of Pebbles as a streamer

Beautiful Gladys showing off her long supermodel leggies!

Tough week

Not only that, but it's also a beneficial biological process that helps your body remove stress-causing brain chemicals. It's important. Let yourself do it when you need to.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

One golden morning

hey, real quick, what the fuck?

A little Saturday smile from Piglet to you!

This is Violet - isn't she beautiful? For some reasons the other outdoor ducks all picked on her and no matter what social combination we tried she ended up hiding, so we brought her indoors to live with the bunnies and special needs birds.

Dewey was looking especially 80s glam metal today.

When I stepped away from social media this week, I caught up on the new season of FALLOUT, which is all about a wealthy weirdo, one who works in tech and is obsessed with a paranoid vision of eugenics, bringing about the end of the world. So that was a nice change of pace.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!