Egg McMuffin

they had to do a Sopranos-themed video because unfortunately, nobody has ever made an iconic prestige TV drama about Albuquerque, New Mexico

Woah

University administrators two years ago: we can’t allow social justice movements to change the university as we know it University administrators today: in order to accommodate the new probabilistic bullshit generator no one likes we must change everything about the university

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

And media consumption within the United States

MASSIVE fan of this one:

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

It’s nice out. Get outside, find some water, and eat a hot dog. #chicago

People with exceptional talent like Harebrained can never be replicated by AI . Nor would they use it because they HAVE the ability to create art and creating is a large part of the enjoyment for them.

A few people have been accusing me of using AI to make this art (they must be new here), so here’s some pics of my process: 1) rough sketching 2) inks 3) vectorizing 4) refining previous version

I make artwork for Chicago history buffs

the literary style of the king james bible makes a lot more sense if you imagine grandpa simpson reading it in the same manner as his onion-on-our-belt story:

🔴 Wes Streeting has said that Palantir is “absolutely critical to the future of the NHS.” But Palantir’s £330m NHS platform is “slow an clunky” and eight to ten times slower at analysing data than the current NHS tool in use Massive scoop on Democracy for Sale: open.substack.com/pub/democrac...

Bedtime

Perfect tbh

I M P E A C H T H I S I N S U R R E C T I O N I S T

the urge to tear ppl like this limb from limb like the kids did to aunt gladys in weapons

Why are we holding the football world cup in a failed state run by gangsters? Oh yes I forgot, its because FIFA are totally corrupt.

NEW: In the morning, lawmakers plan to introduce an amendment to a $580 billion transportation bill that would make federal highway funds contingent on states and cities killing off their automated license plate reader programs, i.e., Flock, in most cases.

Me, when I overhear someone talking about one of my special interests

couldn't happen to a nicer guy

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live (willingly or otherwise Prince Bad Brains INXS Circle Jerks Fishbone Ministry NIN Misfits Sound Garden Pearl Jam Nirvana Mr Bungle Faith No More Fugazi Queens of the Stone age The Cramps Ramones

BREAKING: The City Council votes 28-21 to approve a measure designed to rid the Chicago Police Department of officers with ties to hate groups and far-right extremist organizations. @wttw.bsky.social

i gave mine a little hat

Lmao

Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap.

Me at every office holiday party after 5 nogs

👀👀👀

Former Exodus International leader Alan Chambers—the face of the “pray away the gay” movement—was arrested for trying to solicit a 14-year-old. The same conservatives who used him to demonize LGBTQ people will now pretend this somehow proves their point. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/former-ex-...

It's the underscore waiting to fill in the date that really does it for me.

My taxes are going to murder school children overseas and to let pardoned insurrectionist pedophiles get their hush money payoffs to victims, meanwhile, the papers of record want to let me know the real danger is the guy who taxes second homes in Manhattan to balance budgets and feed hungry kids.

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

“You asked me for my opinion. I'm not interested in yours.”

I’ve never really been an Our Tax Dollars guy but all the blatant corruption, ballroom, slush fund for rioting pedophiles etc is really throwing me into a permanent state of rage and bloodlust. Something’s gotta give

Even after all this time I cannot fucking believe the way the NY Times will write this shit up like, “the President used a clever maneuver to do a thing,” where both the clever maneuver and the thing are just flagrant crimes and abuses of power.

I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.

Remember when the Supreme Court said a president lacked the power to forgive $20,000 of student debt for Pell Grant recipients and the White House just said "Oh, okay"

Somebody delivering whiskey to the Life Support Shop tonight. That’s nothing short of a miracle to get 4 good chutes out of that tangle.

Two U.S. Navy EA-18G aircraft collided and crashed during an airshow in Idaho.

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

Memphis Press-Scimitar, 21 December 1945. "[Gerald Smith] wants to preserve 'Christian Nationalism' without domination by the Jews or any other minority group. And he wants America First--with Mr. Smith leading the 'crusade.'"

best trend of 2026. boo all these fuckers.