Today is about to be my Jordan flu game.

D&D research.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

I am doing the thing.

World cup fever, catch it.

@samreich.bsky.social Hi Sam. Question. I know this is months away, but could I do a Game Changer style show for my department's Holiday party?

I think Germany just scored another goal.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Photographer: me Camera: Samsung Galaxy A.I. used: None

Every four years the world discovers anew that Koreans are S-tier sports fans

Last night was Mariska’s flu game

Marc Bouldoukian a Wildlife Photographer captures a heartwarming moment a mama bear carrying her three cubs across the water.

IF YOU ARE STILL IN LINE TO BOO TRUMP, PLEASE STAY IN LINE

What I got for my birthday this year. Yay.

Name a terrible thing Scrappy Doo did: He made Tim Curry turn down being in the Scooby Doo (2002) movie.

We're consolidating future fundraising efforts through GoFundMe. Sadly, my lawyers aren't working in exchange for long looks into my deep-sea blue eyes! You can donate anonymously! And even just sharing this link with your network is a major move! www.gofundme.com/f/rooster-fr...

had never seen this one and it's killing me

I need to send a reminder to the redt of my team about being cool with our new hire starting on Monday. Adding a picture of Billy Dee Williams to let the team know the level of cool I want to see.

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

This has to be purely a salary cap move. Pittsburgh understands it can't sign Friankie to long term, big money deal. Trade him for a proven vet and use that money for other prospects. I give this trade a C+.

What did you do at work today? My coworkers and I built a time machine out Legos.

slightly increase a band Partially Clothed Ladies

The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.

Or, and hear me out here, you could play a ton of fantasy action-adventure or fantasy RPGs that are way better games than this transphobic piece of trash.

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I just signed off work from home for the last time. It was been a great six year run. Thanks for nothing, DeWine. Vote #amyacton

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there was one professional in the room at least

The Lions Pick...I dunno...Omega? Vector the crocodile? What sonic character fits Miller

Happy Earth Day.

When Dan starts signing, 'YOU ARE CURSED" >>>>

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

WWE wrestler known for cursing his opponents has officially cursed all of the Detroit Lions’ enemies; his success rate is pretty good atozsports.com/nfl/detroit-...

LOL.

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Everyone, I know the world is mess right now. For a break, look at how cute my dog is.

🙏✨

Dianna Russini has been held to a higher standard than the President of the United States.

This man has caused me a lot of work this morning.

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Frank is appalled and would like humans to please get their shit together.

I had a dream last night one of my D&D players was not happy at all with the current campaign I was DMing and left me a very mean message. Luckily it was just a dream.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Nothing makes our enemies angrier than seeing us happy.

the more you know

Buenos dias

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

In news that matters to only me. I just finished a 2 month work out program in which I lost 1% of my body fat mass and gained 2% muscle mass. #progress