Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may have grounds to file for divorce from your spouse who made you watch it.

Post a banger that isn't in English. youtu.be/LnaeImQ0TSg?...

Now comes the point, once every four years, when I think to myself. "Yeah, I should pick up curling as a hobby."

HE DID IT

Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:

My favorite Pokémon is Tauros.

What channel is the Turning Point half time show on? I need to know so I can block it.

We are for Joel McHale being happy

Doing some good for the world today.

Not my shirt.

Fuck Harry Potter Go watch Avatar: The Last Airbender instead.

I'm still mourning this.

Share a television show that raised you 🙂

My wife just said the new Bruno Mars song reminds her of something in a Muppet movie. I love it even more now.

RAMS WIN

All my rowdy friends are here to release the Epstein files.

Donald was just spotted flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" during Trump’s visit to the factory today. Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.

I love that he looks like every fat evil guy in every story about tyranny. Like… the coat, the hair, the walk. He’s such a fat loser.

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT. Westerville students in Columbus, OH walked out today to protest ICE showing more moral clarity, courage, and backbone than most adults in power. When young people lead, the rest of us need to listen. 💥✊🏽

This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

How am I expected to go into work under these circumstances?

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

was reminded in the postgame chat: but that Lions win over the Bears was, indeed, for Andy Isaac. we miss you, buddy, and #FTB

4th place schedule with a 9-8 record, just things you see in the NFL's DARK SOULS Division

CONGRATS, LOINS

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

*headdesk*

The trauma that was the water level of the TMNT on the NES.

I only have one goal for next year. I am going to stop apologizing whenever someone notices my weight loss

This sums up 2025 perfectly. Had my first new car ever, only for it to get totaled less than a year later. Here is to a happy 2026 to all of you.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

How I'm walking out of 2025

“and TONE, they got RUDOLPH, YOUR BOY, at the front of the sleigh. what, cause his NOSE is RED?” “it makes sense, wilbon! if you ever saw it, you’d even say it GLOWS!”

Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because the adventurers missed one of his phylacteries thus setting into motion a chain of events that would see the world covered in a stygian reign of terror for over ten thousand years

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

When u see Calibri instead of Times New Roman.

HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.

i stand by this statement every year

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.