Wanna win two VIP tickets to COSI? Come to @awolbar.bsky.social for karaoke tonight. 10pm-2am

It exists in real life?

Posting both an iconic blonde AND a movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs

Where have you gone, Luigi Mangione? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

The greatest Instagram ad I’ve ever received. I must learn more about the target demon whose printer is more reliable than their penis.

Baseball is leaning into the “999 challenge.” 9 beers and 9 hot dogs over the course of a 9 inning game. For soccer, I propose “Best XI.” You have to finish any combination of 11 hot dogs and beers before the end of the game.

Haven’t seen this reported elsewhere, but it looks like Congressional candidate Don Leonard pled guilty to the Noise/Advertising charge in Grove City Mayor’s Court, and the charge of Obstructing official business was dropped. Cc: @rooster.info

The WaPo editorial board when Republicans gerrymander in Texas versus when Democrats gerrymander in Virginia.

Really giving the game away with that answer.

Columbus' NWSL Expansion Fee pays for every NWSL player's salary every year since the beginning of NWSL.

Three generations of #crew96 fans cleaning up the old stadium for Earth Day.

I bought tickets to a reds/whitesox game and now am in the Whitesox email list. They immediately tailored their marketing to me very specifically.

If the Crew beat Knoxville, we will move past the round of 16 in the US Open Cup for the first time since 2010. SIXTEEN YEARS. SIXTEEN. YEARS. No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again. #Crew96

Absolutely robbed of a goalie goal

Kalshi rule 34 mirrors the Internet- if it exists, you can bet on it.

Anatomy of a Fall (2023)

The Crew having Harry Potter night and playing against a guy named Griffin Dorsey is made up.

Why does this kid who scored for LAFC look like he's about to serenade Julia Stiles from the bleachers

Ok this is the only thing I could think about when this story broke and I’m glad I’m not alone.

This is some of the best journalism I’ve seen from the Dispatch in years. A staggering read that needs to result in changes. www.dispatch.com/story/news/c...

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Nothing makes our enemies angrier than seeing us happy.

Breaking news because I guess I check court records faster than the major news outlets- Don Leonard has been charged with “Noise/Advertising” and “Obstructing Official Business.” Initial arraignment in Grove City Mayor’s Court currently scheduled for April 15. Cc: @rooster.info , @nbc4i.com

Instead of Ghost Tours I’m gonna do Ghosted by Tours. See all the hotspots around town that guys took me to then stopped texting.

When Trump started Space Force it was actually another crusade

A congressional candidate was arrested by Grove City police at a "No Kings" protest Saturday afternoon. https://nbc4i.co/4c8zVdn?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_ 

Rare pic of me not in a crop top, but somehow looking gayer than if I was in one.

🚨BREAKING🚨 - House Republicans pass drag ban targeting transgender Ohioans; bill now moves to Senate. Conservative lawmakers said they will use the bill to target transgender Ohioans who use public locker rooms. thebuckeyeflame.com/2026/03/25/o...

Beats Oscar Pistorious’s record by a full two limbs.

Good luck convicting, his fingerprints weren’t even on the weapon.

This is completely unbearable. But also like… why are his insane ramblings never summarized like this in the media? We gotta wait for a substack guy to put it together like this?

@thecup.us do we know when the second round draw is?

I honestly enjoy getting spam texts.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

People like Fortney view everything as a “security threat” in order to preemptively justify violent actions they’re dreaming about nightly.

Alternative headline- Philadelphia Union find new way to cut costs

Enjoying the weather.

yeah, Jones earned that one

Takes the card at 35' and is out at halftime

Reds and Rose, Guardians and their pitchers, and now the Crew get in on the classic Ohio tradition.

“Ted Carter takes first out offered to avoid handling the Les Wexner scandal”

When I covered the Crew for a now-defunct magazine who’s target demographic was OSU students, my game recaps ran next to a sperm bank ad every. Single. Week.

Homegrown Initiative has gone too far...

I hope that this comes through their phone as a series of text messages and bricks it

I don’t know what’s more culturally offensive, attacking Iran during Ramadan or attacking Cuba during the Word Baseball Classic

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Never in doubt