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I know times are scary for many in the LGBTQIA+ community these days, and people need each other now more than ever. I’m here to talk, listen, joke around, or even just offer hugs ❤️
#ally
#lgbtqia
#LoveIsLove
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#YouMatter
over 1 year ago
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Me being blissfully unaware of whatever drama is going on on Twitter
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about 11 hours ago
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At the library and a man actually brought his own personal printer from home and has it at his desk. Pretty cool, but I just hope it doesn't sense fear.
about 13 hours ago
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The Onion
about 14 hours ago
Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty
https://theonion.com/archaeologists-uncover-embarrassing-egyptian-rockabilly-dynasty/
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TwoSense
about 15 hours ago
(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water.
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a sticker i have on my PS5, and still very true now:
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1 day ago
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BlueJayWay
1 day ago
All right,
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, now what's so all-fired great about your fancy pants Dodgers?
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2 days ago
You didn't make the noise,
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots
3 days ago
What's Hank looking at? (Wrong answers only)
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Greg Pak
3 days ago
The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.
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10 years ago today 💜🕊️
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3 days ago
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Are those ears,
@popculturezone.bsky.social
?!
3 days ago
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On This Day in Simpsons History
3 days ago
29 years ago today, Mr. Burns had a ketchup problem.
#TheSimpsons
episode “The Old Man and the Lisa” first aired April 20, 1997.
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Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner
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3 days ago
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“It’s a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!!” #420
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4 days ago
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This Olive Garden is playing the song “My Guy” and I can’t help but think of this:
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5 days ago
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#lol
6 days ago
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Godzilla churro!
7 days ago
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JA Mack
7 days ago
We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿
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Frustrated Fan
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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8 days ago
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Is anyone else having issues with the Bluesky desktop interface?
8 days ago
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8 days ago
How Alejandra and Her Husband Settle an Argument 😀 Me: First, I want you to look into each other's eyes Alejandra's husband: Your eyes, I've forgotten how beautiful they are Alejandra: Let's never fight again. H: We were fools to argue. A: Let's not talk about that. H: Let's not talk at all!
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8 days ago
@exploding-girl.bsky.social
is a queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!
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Golden Girls Quotes
9 days ago
Stan [to Dorothy]: You see, babe? It's all part of the big guy's master plan. I am but a humble servant. Dorothy: Mr. Belvedere is a humble servant, Stanley. You're a horse's ass.
#GoldenGirls
#DorothyInsultsStan
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🙏✨
9 days ago
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A succulent Chinese meal while I make my husband watch an anniversary viewing of “22 Short Stories about Springfield” (for Steamed Hams) with me. Yes, I’m that kind of wifey 😁
9 days ago
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On This Day in Simpsons History
10 days ago
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
#TheSimpsons
episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots
10 days ago
🎶 SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!! 🎶
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Yesterday when I picked up my youngest niece from school, she was telling me about her current music rotation when she then recalled the time I introduced her to Björk. “That was a game-changer for me,” she said. 🥹❤️
10 days ago
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Facebook is still no better, either.
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10 days ago
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Is the Twitter site STILL one big toilet where everybody goes at the same time?
10 days ago
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nice library i'm in, but i didn't realize it happened to be next door to a school.
10 days ago
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Chocobo🐥Ska🎺Paradise🎉
11 days ago
When my cat jumps on the couch but sees a laptop in my lap
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Ken Borsuk
11 days ago
I swear we're about six weeks from this being an actual headline
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If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.
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11 days ago
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WhimsicalSquirrel
12 days ago
JD Vance doing diplomacy:
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my usual late-night mood:
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12 days ago
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots
13 days ago
Spring Break!!!!! 🌊⛱️☀️
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Made a dude and a chick feel bad because they were talking too damn loud near us at the library. Sorry if I cock-blocked anyone, but take it outside!!
13 days ago
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@bluejayway1.bsky.social
14 days ago
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Looks like there's been a slight restock; I managed to get a LAD Wonderbat shirt!
@popculturezone.bsky.social
@robinindie.bsky.social
@bluejayway1.bsky.social
@kenborsuk1.bsky.social
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15 days ago
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🎶 celebrate good times, c'mon 🎶 WOOHOO 6TH PLACE!
15 days ago
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me every single time i see his fucking face on the news:
17 days ago
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moviefandave
17 days ago
[Beat boxing] I'm moviefandave, and I'm here to say I'm the posting-est guy in a bsky way I've got a cool account and I can tag my Superfriends Like
@exploding-girl.bsky.social
if you follow them!
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@popculturezone.bsky.social
and
@moviefandave.bsky.social
dancing around in their underwear… that is SO degrading 🤦
17 days ago
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On This Day in Simpsons History
17 days ago
29 years ago today, Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and Ralph Wiggum saw one of the babies and the baby looked at Ralph.
#TheSimpsons
episode “Grade School Confidential” first aired April 6, 1997.
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