Me being blissfully unaware of whatever drama is going on on Twitter

At the library and a man actually brought his own personal printer from home and has it at his desk. Pretty cool, but I just hope it doesn't sense fear.

Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty https://theonion.com/archaeologists-uncover-embarrassing-egyptian-rockabilly-dynasty/

(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water.

a sticker i have on my PS5, and still very true now:

All right, @exploding-girl.bsky.social, now what's so all-fired great about your fancy pants Dodgers?

You didn't make the noise, @exploding-girl.bsky.social.

What's Hank looking at? (Wrong answers only)

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

10 years ago today 💜🕊️

Are those ears, @popculturezone.bsky.social?!

29 years ago today, Mr. Burns had a ketchup problem. #TheSimpsons episode “The Old Man and the Lisa” first aired April 20, 1997.

Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner

“It’s a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!!” #420

This Olive Garden is playing the song “My Guy” and I can’t help but think of this:

Godzilla churro!

We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

Is anyone else having issues with the Bluesky desktop interface?

How Alejandra and Her Husband Settle an Argument 😀 Me: First, I want you to look into each other's eyes Alejandra's husband: Your eyes, I've forgotten how beautiful they are Alejandra: Let's never fight again. H: We were fools to argue. A: Let's not talk about that. H: Let's not talk at all!

@exploding-girl.bsky.social is a queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!

Stan [to Dorothy]: You see, babe? It's all part of the big guy's master plan. I am but a humble servant. Dorothy: Mr. Belvedere is a humble servant, Stanley. You're a horse's ass. #GoldenGirls #DorothyInsultsStan

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A succulent Chinese meal while I make my husband watch an anniversary viewing of “22 Short Stories about Springfield” (for Steamed Hams) with me. Yes, I’m that kind of wifey 😁

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

🎶 SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!! 🎶

Yesterday when I picked up my youngest niece from school, she was telling me about her current music rotation when she then recalled the time I introduced her to Björk. “That was a game-changer for me,” she said. 🥹❤️

Facebook is still no better, either.

Is the Twitter site STILL one big toilet where everybody goes at the same time?

nice library i'm in, but i didn't realize it happened to be next door to a school.

When my cat jumps on the couch but sees a laptop in my lap

I swear we're about six weeks from this being an actual headline

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

JD Vance doing diplomacy:

my usual late-night mood:

Spring Break!!!!! 🌊⛱️☀️

Made a dude and a chick feel bad because they were talking too damn loud near us at the library. Sorry if I cock-blocked anyone, but take it outside!!

@bluejayway1.bsky.social

Looks like there's been a slight restock; I managed to get a LAD Wonderbat shirt! @popculturezone.bsky.social @robinindie.bsky.social @bluejayway1.bsky.social @kenborsuk1.bsky.social

🎶 celebrate good times, c'mon 🎶 WOOHOO 6TH PLACE!

me every single time i see his fucking face on the news:

[Beat boxing] I'm moviefandave, and I'm here to say I'm the posting-est guy in a bsky way I've got a cool account and I can tag my Superfriends Like @exploding-girl.bsky.social if you follow them!

@popculturezone.bsky.social and @moviefandave.bsky.social dancing around in their underwear… that is SO degrading 🤦

29 years ago today, Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and Ralph Wiggum saw one of the babies and the baby looked at Ralph. #TheSimpsons episode “Grade School Confidential” first aired April 6, 1997.