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@exploding-girl.bsky.social
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she/her // asshole outlaw // speaks in classic Simpsons & The Golden Girls & KOTH // Superfriend ✨
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I know times are scary for many in the LGBTQIA+ community these days, and people need each other now more than ever. I’m here to talk, listen, joke around, or even just offer hugs ❤️
#ally
#lgbtqia
#LoveIsLove
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#YouMatter
over 1 year ago
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica]
2 days ago
i'm living rent-free in your head and it's decorated like shit
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Chocobo🐥Ska🎺Paradise🎉
2 days ago
Important notice on the work board
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You’ve Pearled your last Jam!
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots
3 days ago
See the official season 15 trailer!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2JX...
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Rob DenBleyker
3 days ago
IGN is reporting that your GTA 6 character can only access healthcare in the Ultimate Edition
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Waiting on a massage chair at the gym to open up, and I’m feeling like I’m back in 1st grade waiting for my turn on the swings 😐
#FirstWorldProblems
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@kenborsuk1.bsky.social
6 days ago
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Happy Fathers Day to all the dad-figures out there, especially mine! ❤️ I miss&love you, Dad—thanks again for always being there in spirit (here he is when his pic came up between my mom & I when I got married back in 2015)
6 days ago
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Suzuki: "Just go about your business like I'm *not* wearing the hat."
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Halloween is Forever
8 days ago
Me giving up on Friday the 13th because there's too many dead campers.
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fesshole 🧻
9 days ago
Drummer here. The lead guitarist in one of my covers bands is an inconsiderate arse and always goes for a shit after a gig leaving the rest of us to load the van. So I let a couple of his tyres down. Done it three times now and he thinks it's a psycho fan. As if he has a fan.
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hahah
@falling-ash.bsky.social
11 days ago
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Tim Onion
13 days ago
We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.
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mickeybruce
14 days ago
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots
14 days ago
Sticker spotted in Upstate NY
#fuckICE
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Liam Tucker
14 days ago
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#lol
14 days ago
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So close to pitching a perfect game, but today you made L.A. proud as always, Yoshi 💙⚾
@dodgersbot.bsky.social
#Dodgers
14 days ago
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Don't tell me how to buy my owls
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots
16 days ago
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker.
16 days ago
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots
17 days ago
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17 days ago
Well, I think you look A. Old Consequences: Groin pull, possible head trauma B. Good after ten beers Cons: Groin pull, definite head trauma C. Beautiful Cons: Groin pull after failure to keep straight face D. Nice Cons: Meaningless compliment accepted, meaningless bsky friendship continues nice
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17 days ago
Today, I turn 44
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didn't you hear? I have eight blue sky posts in a row. Just wait here, I'm gonna break your record. What a great birthday
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Merriam-Webster
18 days ago
We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too.
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Big DeVito Energy
18 days ago
Happy Pride 🌈
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But what about her other albums, “Esc” and “Pig-Up”?
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18 days ago
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Not my bestest day at the gym today, but did a little better than I thought I would. I gotta think of ways to mix up my routine, though; I don’t want to burn out and quit again.
18 days ago
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Danny Dan-Dan Junior Shabadoo
20 days ago
Name a terrible thing Scrappy Doo did: Scrappy Doo cancelled Mindhunter.
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Eric Muller
20 days ago
Name a terrible thing Scrappy Doo did: He made Tim Curry turn down being in the Scooby Doo (2002) movie.
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"'Broke', or made better?" 😁
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20 days ago
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Name a terrible thing Scrappy Doo did: Be born (ask his mom).
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20 days ago
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20 days ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
21 days ago
ok water calm down
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MLB Homerun Tracker
21 days ago
HOME RUN! Shohei Ohtani 2-Run HR off Brent Suter Los Angeles Angels @ Los Angeles Dodgers Exit Velo: 110.4 mph | Launch Angle: 23° | Distance: 406 ft Bot 1st | LAA 1 - LAD 9 Season HR #11
#MLB
#HomeRun
#Dodgers
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huck mason
23 days ago
had never seen this one and it's killing me
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🎶 it was love, it was love, it was love… 🎶
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24 days ago
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His_Royal_Hairiness
12 months ago
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't an artist. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a writer. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a coder. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a game dev. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a poet. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a filmmaker. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a teacher.
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Dave
26 days ago
It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.
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i aspire to be this level of petty
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26 days ago
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“So, at Walmart, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time…”
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about 1 month ago
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me skipping the gym tomorrow since my allergies are kicking my ass:
about 1 month ago
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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But were there any loins that were outlawed?
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about 1 month ago
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Trying to watch the current Dodger game, but it’s having us assume FOX-viewing positions instead!
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about 1 month ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
about 1 month ago
When you're waiting for the doordash driver to pull up
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