@quigonjinntonic.bsky.social 👀

Duhhhh light switch? @exploding-girl.bsky.social

Face it, @exploding-girl.bsky.social, your cooking has only 2 moves: shake... and bake 🧐

I can’t hear you now, @bluejayway1.bsky.social; I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit! 😌

I love Shirley Manson and Garbage, but she really IS in the wrong for viciously singling out that guy.

if u haven’t heard, ya girl has the flu. I’ve missed 5 days of work total so far and has no more PTO, so I’ll be losing almost half a pay check. breathing is getting worse and i’m afraid I may be slipping into pneumonia territory as I often do. hate 2 ask but literally anything helps ♥️ 🏳️‍⚧️

Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.

In today’s episode of “I Had No Idea They Voiced that KOTH Character”, I just learned that Christina Applegate voiced the bitchy owner of Hottyz, Collette Davis! 💇‍♀️

The man never had air conditioning, either!

Inside you are two wolves

hahah ⚾️ @batboy222.bsky.social @dollaryydoos.bsky.social (credit: Robert Hudak via FB)

You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Dear parents, please stop your shitty children from being little shits in my building full of shit. Thank you.

"MY sewing machine?? No, it can't make seams this straight!"

me after this meal:

Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate! Hoping it’ll be a great Thursday for everyone all around 🍂🤎

I shelved this shirt for a long time since it was just too small. Today, it slipped on just fine 🥲❤️ #fitnessjourney

I only consider you scum a-compared to Alejandra!

You come-a with me, @exploding-girl.bsky.social. Come with BlueJayWay. You don't want to sit with the rest of these a-scum @kenborsuk1.bsky.social @tlanta-sean.bsky.social @leohowler.bsky.social @robinindie.bsky.social

Never be afraid to avoid new things.

You entered a dance contest! Pick your partner.

Current news coverage of the rainy weather in L.A.:

hahah @professor-gascan.bsky.social

[Sophia and Chuy are playing poker, and Sophia walks away with the jackpot on the table] Blanche: “What’s going on here?” Chuy: “Oh, Sophia just won my pot.” Blanche: “What…?” Chuy: “Blanche… do I LOOK like a man who would smoke marijuana??”

whoever thought this could possibly be a good idea:

8/10 I still remember my godmother buying it for me when I was thirteen and visiting her in Texas… I miss her so much ❤️‍🩹

Honestly one of my all-time favorite TV writers—so sad to have heard this.

ICE is just federally sponsored racism.

Bloody hell lol @exploding-girl.bsky.social , I am sure you would get a chuckle out of this. How cute is Peach lol #Nintendo #Simpsons #shitposting

Seriously, this AI “dead parent” app thing is horrific and goes way too far. If my late father’s likeness was recreated like that, it would not only be disgracing his memory, but it would just mess me up forever.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie

The cosmic ballet goes on.

Husband knows just how excite I am for the next season of The Traitors 💜

Good grief @exploding-girl.bsky.social ! Peggy, Bobby's swearing! Lol