Saw The Descendents @descendents.bsky.social last night in Wellington Everything Sucks? No. No it doesn't. What a blast. And the two opening acts were ferocious female fronted brilliance; Side Eye and Dick.

That lucky red hat!

When I was a teen I was heavily into reading about the true life story of Bravo Two Zero and it's SAS soldiers during the Gulf War. And for some reason I read AS i listened to music. And at that time I was listening to Cat Stevens. So any Cat Stevens reminds me of reading in my bunk bed.

Should have just kept his Duff Blimp ticket

I specifically said 'No flip phones!'

Go then, there are other Stephen Kings than these

BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!

Happy May 16!

It's been a while since I finished a book as quickly as I did with Coffin Moon by @keithrosson.bsky.social . Chewed through it like the proverbial vampire in a blood lust. My first novel I've read by him, but certainly won't be the last.

And then there's Saint Maud. AND THEN THERE'S SAINT MAUD!

And if you really tick me off, I'm going to run you down with my car

Animale!

So goopy. Great stuff

Enjoy what you enjoy.

What's your favourite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)

Wow! Get a load of that toilet

Also, I guess Billy and the Cloneasaurus was taken

Drop something vehicular

Interesting fact: The Monster from Hell was actually the Monster

I'm seeing double here, four Batmans!

My Geode must be acknowledged.

Without explanation or reason.

Wait. This isn't a music video from the nineties?

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

I wonder if he ever got a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi

Wait. I thought the joke was that Ichabod Crane Weiner ordered it. And that in the future people become bodyless rather than headless, like the Horseman of Sleepy Hollow...

They have breakfast at Tiffany's now

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“Photoshop King”? Perhaps HE can provide faster shitposting 🤔 @barrie-j-williams.bsky.social

Slightly diminish a band GrannyKnot

Hadn't planned on rewatching this. But, here we go. I doubt I'll be able to watch it week by week, more likely I'll be done in a few days. I can't recall a lot of the show except that I loved loved loved it. Looking forward to it.

Excuse me, but this is tuned to my 15yo self's radio.

New Years Resolution diet incoming

Going into 2026 like...

Picking 3? Let's say: London Calling Milo Goes to College Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables That's a decent mix.

Watching Batman Begins and the stinger at the end with Commissioner Gordon talking to Batman about a new criminal whose 'got a taste for the theatrical, like you', then he shows him the card Guy behind me goes 'It's the Joker!'

Christmas looms near. I hope that this is on everyone's playlist.

This is shit

Show me

A.K.A My Bedroom Because of all of the fried chicken I eat in bed alone

You best LEAF this post a like!

They used to make real airman's soundtracks for a movie

Steam Moe-t Willie

Respectfully, this book mark belongs in The Null. I'll gladly take it from you now to get it there...

Have you seen a bartender with stink lines like this?

Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!

Down with homework! Ya hey!

Mr, flirting

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I'm almost, dirt in a bag I'm useless but not that far The future I'll die in my bar