Have you seen a bartender with stink lines like this?

Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!

Down with homework! Ya hey!

Mr, flirting

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I'm almost, dirt in a bag I'm useless but not that far The future I'll die in my bar

Ya Hey!

My Neighbour Moe-toro

Itchy's a jerk

Moe Story

Quoth the Raven, Never-Moe

What else is there to say?

The Crime Solving Boat

I think it was more than murder she wrote Big Pamela Voorhees vibes

May I play Devil's Advocate for a moment?

Not so neat now.

Define your music tastes with EIGHT artists. Slipknot Bad Religion Lamb of God Green Day Limp Bizkit Authority Zero Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Killswitch Engage

I'm reading a complicated history of the penis. It's hard

I'm reading a joke book about murder. It's killing me

Listen, @davidbcooper.bsky.social . I can leave without liking this post, and I can leave without sharing. But there is no way that I am quote posting this.

17 year old me is spinning this soundtrack (ripped from Napster) on his discman (or non branded equivalent) hoping he doesn't jam too hard it skips.

Jesus Christ, America.

The years keep coming. And they don't. Stop. Coming.

Right about now. The funk soul brother

Nothing at all!

I don't think Milo did go to college

Who should watch this film?

Oh, they have the internet on computers now

Quote post with your own very dramatic black and white selfie.

Looks like a nu metal album cover. But a shit one.

He's not Judge Judy and executioner!

It's times like these that we need MORE David Cooper art.

Stand out Star

Someone REALLY ways to get Radiohead to the masses. I don't think random graffiti will do it.

These chumps. Father's Day is pretty good.

Fathers day. Looking glamorous.

Dead Canyoneros

People truly do, equal Shit

You've Seen The Butcher. DEFTONES.

What we really look like Wednesdays Coffee stained lips and all

Looking forward to finally seeing Lagwagon next year! I will likely bootleg print one of these on at shirt for the gig

BAT!

'Cause I'd. Take pleasure. In gutting you. Boy.

Ironically, this guy could.

So long, suckers.

flaming moe's

Surely music peaked when I was a teen, right?

This poster hung on my wall as a teen. It lives in my head rent free to this day Happy birthday.

He thinks he's one of the Model's Inc!

This copy is well loved. Might be due a reread very soon. Also, 🎶 I don't wanna be buried, In a pet sematary 🎶 #stephenking #booksky