“Mike, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries"

Happy 60th birthday to Gamera!

Sam, how do you spell “patent”? #mst3kturkeyday

New York Magazine, November 27, 1995 RFK Jr: The Kennedy Who Matters. #30YearsAgoToday

T Hanks giving.

It’s true! Gas prices are now below $1.00 per gallon. This unretouched photo was taken just yesterday at an undisclosed location in the city of Springfield.

On Thanksgiving Day in 1988, the premiere episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 aired on KTMA in Minneapolis. Unsure of the audience's response, a phone number was flashed across the bottom of the screen and viewers were encouraged to comment.

On Wednesdays We Wear Black

My Black Wednesday shopping included Aveeno body wash, a Mystery Science Theater movie and a bag of Meow Mix.

"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" premiered on this day in 1986

That was a hell of a thing when Spock died…

November 30, 2004: Jeopardy! fans watched Ken Jennings’ 74 game winning streak come to an end, when he lost in Final Jeopardy to real estate agent Nancy Zerg. The game had been taped in September but Jennings had to sit on the loss for a couple months before the rest of the world would know.

Longtime voice of Edna Krabappel, Marcia Wallace passed away on this day in 2013.

Post a famous bathroom scene. Memorable scene from Friday the 13th (1980)

#mst3k 517: "Beginning Of The End" aired on November 25, 1993.

Six bucks and my right nut says we’re not landing in Chicago.

ME: Two Thin Mints please GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be ten dollars. Or, you can get four boxes for $20. ME: Uh, that’s not really a savings. GIRL SCOUT: NO ONE SAID IT WAS

November 24, 1988: Mystery Science Theater 3000 premieres on KTMA in Minneapolis, with a double feature of Invaders From The Deep and Revenge Of The Mysterons.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk Music loud and the women warm I've been kicked around since I was born

I can’t picture MTG getting a tv job. She has a voice like a cartoon character, and not in a good way.

Name a film with an airplane

I celebrate the man’s entire catalog

#caturday #blackcatsofbluesky

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

November 22, 2018: #mst3k season 12 debuted on Netflix. The very first (KTMA) episode had aired nearly 30 years earlier, on Nov 24, 1988.

The Beatles, aka the White Album, was released on this day in 1968. Ringo: "I think that we should have put it out as two separate albums - the 'White' and the 'Whiter' albums…"

You Don’t Mess With The Zohran

#mst3k 821: Time Chasers aired on November 22, 1997

HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PUNS?

Old woman! Man. Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? I'm 37. What? I'm 37. I'm not old. Well I can't just call you "man". You could say "Dennis". I didn't know you were called Dennis. Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

Kansas City Chiefs special teams coach Dave Toub, on Trump not liking the NFL’s new kickoff format: “He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. He has no idea what’s going on. Take that for what it’s worth. And I hope he hears it.”

“If only we had the exact date”

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information, man! New shit has come to light!