The funniest and most prescient commentary on sequels is the scene where all the new Robocops are dogshit. Amazing cavalcade of bad design.

Name a counter to the grapevine anklelock. Suplex No. That's not it. Claudio:

As a 6'6" Adidas Pants Oaf, he's really ruined it for the rest of us. I voted for him, so his betrayal cuts double. This is like if JFK and RFK had set back Catholics 50 years in the public eye.

Here's this little MST3K Mighty Max thing I made a few years back

New shit: to recapture those old #JukePopSerials vibes, I'm posting chapters of my new Lars Breaxface story on Medium. Find Chapter 1 here: medium.com/@brandon.getz7

I got caught slipping. The wind knocked down a branch in my driveway. As I was clearing it with the headlights of my car behind me, I realized I couldn't see into the dark woods beside me. Then I realized, "Aww dang. The killer / dinosaur / witchghost has already snuck into my car."

heh heh nice (plz support the CarousHELL 4 kickstarter www.CarousHELL.com )

If Flesh Could Crawl

New website: hallowianhorrorhour.com Now find links to the show, blog, podcast, events, merch, and patreon all in one place! #horrorcommunity #mutantfam #horrorfilms #scarymovies #horrorpod #hallowianhorrorhour #indiefilm #filmsky

Tarantino would never allow for this. No feet.

MUPPET GOODFELLAS. Billy Batts is human. All Henry and Tommy scenes are made funnier with them as muppets. MUPPET SILENCE OF THE LAMBS where Buffalo Bill is human and collecting muppet skins to make a muppet dress.

Athens? Rome? Welp, that explains all the pedos.

IDW unleashes the most terrifying Godzilla comic to date with THE HORROR OF GODZILLA this July. Set in 1954 Japan, witness the sheer terror behind Godzilla’s first horrifying onslaught on the human race.

New this week we travel all the way back to 2011 to go back to the 1930s in H. P. Lovecraft's THE WHISPERER IN DARKNESS What do UFOlogy, Pluto and TTRPGS have to do with this movie? Tune in and find out 🔗 in comments & bio #horrorsky #filmsky #mutantfam

Happy Saturday the 14th

Kamala killed 6-7, which is why I say it in a future episode. I love "dead" language. Which reminds me to drop a tubular sometime.

New Carpenter Brut! NEW CARPENTER BRUT! It's a Death Race by way of the Wachowski's Speed Racer (and also a trans allegory?) and I'm fucking here for it. By Seth Ickerman, who directed Blood machines. Definitely a must watch for Carpenter Brut and genre fans. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eqf...

Oh is this Jim Hammond Human Torch? Less of a hero and more of a Frankenstein monster with an on the nose Prometheus bend

About 8-9 years ago I wrote a spec script based on an autobiography of a gay roller derby skater. As I learned about him, I was made aware of gay MRAs which he was one. They talk a lot like Fuentes. They hate women and wish nothing for them, because they see no need for them as gay men.

You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants. - Billy Madison

Pop over to our discord for a quick vote on what our March Showdown Topic will be Underground (literally) Horror -OR- Larry Fessenden Fest -OR- Best Scenes in Bad Movies 2 discord.gg/fwDzgBpR #filmsky #horrorcommunity

Lots of discussion about King adaptations today, and what I'm saying is the cowards in Hollywood need to find something to adapt. Start combing Piers Anthony. Dude has hella books.

Laura Dern is why I can't be against nepobabies

They're making Under Paris 2 with the director of Piranha 3d. Hell yeah.

Post a banger not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5fL...

Nobody likes a Donnie and Marie will they won't they vibe.

This week Kellie from @finalgirlspodcast.bsky.social makes us watch the most unneeded, impossible, boring, cash grab sequel S. DARKO Which answers the question, What if Donnie Darko removed all the mystery, music and acting? 🔗 in comments & bio #horrorsky #filmsky #mutantfam

shout out to the unsung hero

This is the encapsulation of every report on no one's reproducing, no one's having sex, sex in movies makes people uncomfortable, male loneliness epidemic, etc. Ignoring the insane vocab test, the youth should try not gamifying everything

I'm only tangentially aware of Markiplier and his content. But I'm all behind him and his audience proving patrons of the arts still outweigh an $80M laundering scheme between sex criminals and sycophants.

Like if you love satan or ass Repost if you love Jesus or tits

The CarousHELL 4 Kickstarter is now live! www.carousHELL.com

Punxsutawney based horror in which a group of yutes go to steal Phil as a prank, but find that the stump is actually harboring an eldritch horror requiring sacrifice. The whole weather thing is a ploy to draw out of towners for the Amish to feed to the old god.

It's our 2026 Regal Ruckus a non- #WWE battle royal of horror movies This year featuring STAGEFRIGHT SKULL: THE MASK TRICK R TREAT NIGHTBREED BLACK PHONE DONNIE DARKO W/ @hallowian.bsky.social @brandongetz.bsky.social @finalgirlspodcast.bsky.social 🔗 in comments & bio #horrorsky #filmsky

There's never been a better living embodiment of anxiety than Jim Cummings

Possession isn't even a name recognition brand?! It's a film for film perverts who are going to hate it's being remade. Although the same criticisms probably were said about the Suspiria remake, and Margaret Qualley is a good actress However... the director of Smile? after he does Smile 3?

Me every morning in this fucking country

More like Smell-ania.

Beetlejuice is committed to memory. I'm thinking A MIGHTY WIND or BEST IN SHOW to celebrate a career of laughs. RIP

We launch our brand new exclusive series today GOD IS NOT FOREVER A humorous look at how to kill God through film. First up we look at Ken Russell's experimental psychonaut journey to the primeval states of man ALTERED STATES. patreon.com/halloweenisforever #filmsky #horrorsky #podsky

I see a lot of bad reviews for the new Silent Hill. Every new bad review makes me want to see it more. Why can't I just be normal? Stove is hot typa shit.

If Darren Aronofsky has no haters @antdelvec.bsky.social and I are dead.

This week on the Hallow Ian Horror Pod - George interviews Chris La Vigna, The Writer of Dead Air which aired on The Hallow Ian Horror Hour Season Two Finale "Dead From The Graveyard It's Halloween Night". #hallowianhorrorhour #horrorhost #podcast #halloween #deadair

Because Dark Water was already taken . . .

your periodic reminder that I wrote some books and you can buy them and read them with your very own eyeballs. Lars Breaxface: Werewolf in Space and Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before (Stories), available at some local #Pittsburgh bookstores or your favorite online retailer.