I need the Renee inserts to reach Iron Chef levels RP: Caliber-san . . . E: Yes, Renee RP: Word from the locker room, Darby Allin cannot compete tonight E: A developing situation we'll be sure -- RP: Caliber-san! E: Go ahead RP: Don Callis is putting smoked eel in the ice cream machine #AEW

Dear Libruls, I love all those browns are getting kicked out (even the Christian ones) and people are dying en masse so I'm not inconvenienced in a way I made up in my head. BUT I will admit I was a silly goose to think the pedo billionaire would save us from pedo billionaires he is friends with.

Great that we're entering The Octopus Murders phase of revelations which certainly won't drive the populace further insane.

Oh no. Did they activate Slick Willy's trap card? It's going to come out he banged a couple of age models, meanwhile Trump was doing pedophilia and the Arrested Development real estate treason. Probably thinking, "What's the worse that can happen? Hillary will divorce me? Ooooh booo hoooo."

"C'mon man don't be playing the fruit spins at the gas station this close to Christmas," I judge as I buy a Powerball ticket

Stop making fun of her. She doesn't know any better. Her parents were beauty pageants.

This is the 2nd most insane thing I've watched this week, and that's only because I watched Final Flesh earlier this week

I'm ethically against AI in general HOWEVER, if this kept old, lonely men busy and from harassing real women online I could see a case But I bet it just emboldens them and further anti-socializes younger men by reinforcing maladaptive behavior

Bongino is how Italian stoners greet each other.

What's happening here? He's a widdle boy, so he can for sure find pants that fit. Is he so much of a 12 year old he has to show off his cool socks at his aunt's house? Or did someone fuck him over at Burlington?

broke: die hard is a christmas movie woke: Yakuza 3 is a Christmas game

Who wants to grift? Tech company in Carson City / Right wing brand looking for America First influencer ... except they have no problem outsourcing all of their other work and not putting Americans first. #freelance #work

Bruh my presents were in danger this morning

RIP old racist soda

Remember when the North Korean soldiers went goon crazy the moment they got some wifi? Go to therapy or talk to women or both.

Perhaps if she stopped doing supervillain eyebrows people would be more likely to believe she was a grieving mother instead of someone scheming to rob a bank and casino at the same time.

It sucks there's a whole racist, corporate elite class underneath him destroying lives and the economy... Because otherwise this is the FUNNIEST Truman Show type of shit to do to a dementia brained game show host rich guy

The funny thing about wrestling is you see moment like this and cringe like, "fuckin' ouch." Then the 2nd step where your brain reminds you the guy getting wheelchair'd said, "Hell yeah dude, just fuck my shit up. The crowd with love it."

Remember the story of the old man who shot a Black kid for knocking on his door? That guy's president now. Is there any way to bet on HBO CNN Draft Kings MGM+ they'll be covering up a story of him trying to finger blast his daughter in front of people during the Christmas party?

Fartin' while waiting in the Arby's Drive-Thru line Who beefed? Everyone

Where the fuck do you get off ... ?! - me every time I see the price of Sarris chocolate covered pretzels

They should ban gloves. And the refs should carry sticks of butter to grease the ball. Every play should look like this.

We got Grinch ass eating Christmas tree ornaments before GTA VI

Me coming in from salting the driveway and my glasses getting all fogged up.

I wish I had telepathy to accuse the old man at an Ohio Walmart of stolen valor because he was too old for his Desert Storm Veteran hat, but I don't want to make a scene.

Sam and Rick: Hit the Road

Still think the funniest thing to do is Warner Bros. getting Peacemaker to wrestle in AEW

2nd most would be commissioning insane art. 3rd most would be putting your name on a building that happens to do a public good. I think the apparent lack of all 3 is proof today's megarich know their gains are ill gotten and must fear losing it. And/Or are imaginationless, joyless losers.

@katiecouric.bsky.social the woman that you are

I wish "poutine fever" would finally sweep America. Even if we have to rename it something for the dummies like disco fries.

People 16 - 25 have to be insane. This must feel like the longest year they've ever experienced. They'll never believe we used to go weeks, even months with nothing happening.

It's so funny the right combination of getting dropped on your head and drugs gives your permanent 8th grade weed smoker brain. What if da computah was God? Whoaaaa...

The Mickey 17 book and film couldn't be more night and day. The book is mostly a pop sci-fi airplane read with moments of Douglas Adams like satire. Bong Joon Ho improves it with a focused story on colonialism & class exploitation. It's takes the framework of an IP and creates its own thing.

He straight pissin and poopin at the luncheon.

I'm old enough to remember when PA didn't allow table games. Now I see old people spinning reels in the gas station and can't stop hearing BUFFALO! in ads for apps. We went too far.

I watched THE movie last night. Not offering anything new by saying how great it is. I can't get over how perfect PTA gets the Christmas Adventurers Club. Absolutely evil and corny at the same. Ruthless, back biting, occultish, and yet boring in a way you would fuzz out in a normal convo.

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Did no one bother to vet if Mamdani was Draft Kings (man of the people) or BetMGM (fash)?!

Will it kill people, BUT we can make money from it?

AEW Black n Gold with Adidas three stripe? I would love to get drunk in that jersey