The Pope if this shit keeps up

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Mr. Trump you have the heart of a 65 year old. I'm not supposed to tell you this, but Peter Thiel has the heart of a 20 year old. He keeps it on ice in case of emergencies.

My last bowl of mush was last night. Rice + the coconut ginger soup from ALDI + the pork carnitas from ALDI + broccoli

Yinz better stop messing with that #portland frog I know how those things are

Republicans finding the right answers for the wrong reasons Don't build Qataris and air base (yeah)...because they're terrorists (nooo) Don't fund Israel (yeah)...because the Jews control world (noooo) Take red40 out of food (yeah)...because it makes you autistic and your mitochondria hurt (no)

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The only time Johnny Cash was uncool was when he played a wife killing paratrooper on Columbo. Don't do that to Columbo.

Why did I get excited about the PBR flavored chili? It smells like a drinking PBR in the bathroom of mid-size concert venue that once was a church. Am I stupid?

When this site dies, I'm going to Gooski's. Probably not. I'm old and it's far and loud.

I haven't been following but did Taylor Swift record a Dirt Nasty cover? www.youtube.com/watch?v=smsi...

She bowlegged

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I have no real feelings about either the super bowl or Bad Bunny. However, I know the NFL is rigged so somebody gotta run it

Comedians should be stripped of all of their money and Earthly possessions every 7 years after they become a millionaire. Chappelle was one of my favorites and absolutely lost his way and connection to people because of wealth and privileged circles. Now look at him.

one time some religious nuts bragged that they had a list of 700 scientists who thought evolution was bogus. the counter was project steve, a list of scientists who support evolution. it has 1500 signatories, all named steve (or stephen, or estefan, or stephanie, or steffi, or swen)

Beer, wine and alcohol is a dying industry because Mormon brainwashing has people speed running diabetes with SuperPilk

Oh lord they're going to ambush troops at river crossings using beaver dams.

Brilyn Hollyhand will never work. Name's too long, too whimsical. The right likes 2-3 syllables and one of the names has to be recognizable from the Bible or TV. Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Mike Johnson, Ted Cruz. Remember Reince Priebus? Of course not. What the hell is that?

Grok - "Oh hell yeah, we did that shit."

So he dodges it when she slangin? And then stabs her?

I've already made the new Pittsburgh flag intersectional. The matter is settled.

Damn he look like King of the Jews ... wait . . .

Good news ladies, suburban condo khaki sex is about to get a whole lot more boring.

Days later I'm still thinking about Yakuza Graveyard The absolute vibe of it all #filmsky

Don't watch this clip. Because if you're in a terrible accident and see your death imminent, your rotten, evil brain will replay this clip. It'll be the last thing you think of before leaving this fucker of a planet.

The vats of 80 different vaccines. In France they call it "le cuvée du santé"

Kimmel's Back! Time to Lib the Fuck Out

Seeing a lot of dirty glasses on #beersky but not enough shitpost memes.

I'm ready for the Rupture. You mean Rapture? No that's a misprint. Everyone's gonna shit pants this week.

As an old millennial with parents with bad taste, I don't accept this. The response to bad taste is developing good taste, pleasant decor or at least a taste that fits you. Millennial grey is admitting you too have shit taste and aren't going to work on it. Death to the Tuscan kitchen, though.

Yakuza Graveyard is amazing. The lead is such a hardened badass and the world around is so dark, sleazy and lived in. Single frames of this film have more character than whole movies #filmsky

I've been an atheist for my adult life, but something about slime like this, Vance, that other guy calling Charlie the 13th apostle causes my Catholic upringing to fusion dance with my current self The absolute blasphemy of these snakes. EXCOMMUNICATION!

I miss my Dir en Grey shirt

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Is the bronzer in the UK different? Why he look like roasted pig skin?

What vintage do you think that A&W is?

That cat has a Sisyphean existence. It loves to boit, but is told "no, boit." And yet it persists for double whammies.

I love these hearings. They're the final boss version of explaining the new TV to your parents

Jack Cassidy might be the most repeat offender on Columbo followed by William Shatner

And here's why that's stupid, because they're stupid and evil. He literally saw they're all looking for a greenlight to do violence on any they deem to the left of them which includes Mitt Romney and the fucking Cheneys. You're not going to out clever or logic bomb them. They're immune.

"Contain this woman. If you can." - Fashion designer to a unit of engineers

Ruin a movie title by making it about the spleen: Todd MacFarlane's Spleen

May she never pay for a hoagie again.

Mozart would probably be an Opeth guy.

Christian nitwits can't go 5 minutes without applying magical thinking to any situation. Mythologizing trans people into sirens who will make you renounce Christ, your family and do violence. "Ye best stay away from the inner cities lest a trans turn ye into beast against God."