The Patriots football dynasty was a psyop conducted by the DoD and NFL to solidify pro-war attitudes. Patriots winning 01/02 after 9/11 to reinvigorate nationalism. Back to back wins 03/04 & 04/05 during the early worst years and war crimes to try to remind people Patriots are winning.

That lady who TikTok'd running her kid over, or whatever.

The Pope has the chance to do the funniest thing to the apostate Hannity. Essentially excommunicate all MAGA Catholics by viral like association unless they renounce them. Real brave of Sean to run his mouth when they don't do the other punishments anymore.

Is this a humiliation ritual? Making him stand directly behind Trump after he's questioned The Leader. Putting him in between two people taller than him. This is you Joe. No escaping it.

Bird - Angel Fish - people of Tokyo-3 Crab - EVA Unit 1 which that UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT SHINJI REFUSES TO PILOT. WE GAVE YOU YOUR OWN GIANT ROBOT, DUDE, AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS CRY AND BEAT OFF! PEOPLE. ARE. DYING!

Patel about to find out what Noem did; you're not there to own the libs with your epic partying Your job is as follows: 1. Run cover for Trump if people get mad 2. Find ways to make Trump money a.Don't expect a finder's fee, and be thankful if you get one

I just died of old age remembering I saw Fire Ant wrestle in a gym 20 YEARS AGO?! Hope he's well. RIP Dragon Dragon.

✔️Multiple sexual partners ✔️Infidelity ✔️Drug abuse ✔️Lying ✔️Hanging out half nude with Kid Rock ✔️Picking up roadside dick

Still waiting on the medical research proving our gut biomes are magnetically oriented like birds to make you have to poop and pee more the closer you are to the toilet when driving home.

Shh. My show is on.* (*Taskmaster on YouTube, which defeats the premise of demanding to not be interrupted. I decided when the show started, and I can make it stop. I'm not bound by the arbitrary whims of a network which dictates my viewing habits. How rude I am.)

Tekken ass character. The stuff pro wrestling needs.

Aw hell. These bluesky nerds dun fucked up and pressed the any key.

The American version of the Godzilla Minus Zero trailer is weird

Breaking into random American homes with 15 people to do this with spaghetti is a good bit

The bees help save an ol' dirty man falling off a building, buzzed Times Square and caused a jailbreak

Guys I just checked the Bible and you won't frickin believe it.

That dead firefighter is double pissed. What do you mean he could've fixed me?!

Remember when Pepe LePew would walk past a bed of flowers and they would all die? That's JD Vance, but for elections. And for human interaction. His entire existence is cats he's mistaken for lovers trying to scramble away.

Mine is being the most informed young generation ever has increased the number of negative stressors in one's life BUT also have an overall lack of significant positive highs I think Millennials and older have more tent pole positives as simple as a summer movie, compared to constant stimulation

Artemis crew is going to have the worst case of Sunday Scaries. "I just got back ... fuck ... I miss the moon."

L. Ron Hubbard and Jim Jones in Hell saying "exactly" and "get their ass" back and forth to each other.

A li'l meme for the sickos #AEWDynamite

It's so funny to elect two mentally unfit presidents back to back. Three within 40 years. All time dumb shit behavior for a country that doesn't even have a 1000 years.

Do people not remember he claimed to have been attacked by a demon? Literally in the same vein of Bible bonkers as "I teleported to Waffle House."

It happened, as far as I know, until I get home from errands.

2nd after "Moon's Haunted" is to pretend they all turned into werewolves

Tubi's gonna show my ass.

A Dalmatian

Knife guy is an underrated tism. You have to see the high-budget version hosted by Bill Goldberg www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA3R...

Please no. I need it to be funny. And on TV. That's what we deserve.

Pittsburgh challenge: stop bringing sub mediocre franchises to town I tried 7Brew and not only is it blander than Dunkin' but it costs $2 more. This shit gotta go crazy with the gray carpet, gray wall crowd.

Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon?! Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?! Pete said it was cool, sir!

Ham Bondo

¤Welcome to the Poop'n'Pee. Fresh pee in the carafe but the poop has been on the rollers since last night. □This is disgusting ¤The shareholders seem happy

What could it be? Director's cut of MARTIN? 4K release of BLOODSUCKING PHARAOHS IN PITTSBURGH? A comprehensive release of DOMINICK & EUGENE with unreleased Ray Liotta interviews? Could be anything. Could be THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH

Fartin' around making dumb fake movie posters #blender #art

We are working with Vinegar Syndrome on this SECRET RELEASE so pre-order it!

Barron's friends transvestigating Ivanka on the basis her hands are bigger than Donald's.

On top of our new free ep, you can get our brand new paytree ep where we ask the question, "Can we kill god with a a sword?" patreon.com/halloweenisforever #filmsky #horrorsky

I've heard this before from a drunk friend of a friend who liked to start fights on carson street. Pete pulls up just short of saying, "I guess I know who has my back. Looks like I know who my real friends are."

This is the funniest thing Tubi ever showed me.

I hear Bari Weiss is working on a 60 Minutes update to whatever happened to that squirrel who water skied

#WWE #Smackdown

This is the best photo I've seen on zillow.