I'm very good at the is this food game

The UK is so unserious. What do you mean there's two landscapers named Rosemary & Thyme AND they solve murders at their clients' homes.

New open world sonic is fucked

Dumped a bunch of harissa on fried shrimp and eggplant.

I would say I'm with Dee's Weekly.

As a 6'6" Adidas Pants Oaf, he's really ruined it for the rest of us. I voted for him, so his betrayal cuts double. This is like if JFK and RFK had set back Catholics 50 years in the public eye.

Crazy loud thunder in the middle of the night in February. I almost shidded.

*Leo pointing* They're doing the thing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3...

Uh oh. Here comes the Keister Bunny. Don't you mean ... ope ... my ass is full of candy.

Technology the left is excited about?

Ted Cruz has one opportunity to save his pathetic soul. "Of course he called my beautiful wife ugly, she's a full grown adult."

"Too big to fail" was a curse that has blighted this country upon first utterance.

Happy Saturday the 14th

We should be figuring out how to domesticate snow leopards to get soft pets from everyone... Instead we have to do battle with the AI Techno Pedo Pollution Race Science Squad

Cottage cheese and olives can suck each other off in the dumpster

An innocent person: I regret my previous association, but I was not involved. Here's everything proving I wasn't. Now let's form a posse and go after who was. We get: The Mouth of Sauron gnashing and spitting about the dragon's hoard being larger than ever

Something has to be done about Florida.

We should be able to vote on quarterly ass beatings. If you write something crazy in the paper about chicken, punch in the gut and a wedgie. Outright lie about immigrants or science or the economy. Literal black eye and one to grow on. No more crazy people just sayin shit to the public.

The Joe Bogan Experience *eats cheap methamphetamines*

I'm a Panican. (I eat a lot of bread)

I'm not saying it's inaccurate, but it also feels like if being right back in the gifted program in school (derogatory)

A year is a long time at that age.

if your cooking pot can't fit an uncooked cabbage it's vanity dishware

Worse. The jack off alarm went off on his son's phone.

Damn even Shinedown said, "we don't need that paycheck." Which is surprising because I could not name one of their songs. Welcome to Woke 2, Shinedown.

Somewhere out there MTG is under a damp, molded gym mat mutating.

You ever succumb to the siren song of nostalgia and slap one out to the FHM spread of Rachel Ray?

Finally...Vermin Supreme's time has come

Free tip, any candidate who says “The top 50 Epstein affiliates, starting with Trump and Musk, will be imprisoned, and every last penny of their families’ wealth expropriated” will win >40 states in 2028.

HAHAHA Running the rows like a bad kid

Got a tickle in my throat? Gimme dat lemon ginger tea, baby!!!

Damn dude. They first had to invent the white trashiest vinyl couch before they could strip its upholstery to make this jacket. Imagine Myrtle Beach airbrush shirts and roadside turquoise jewelry telling you, "can't sit here." That's how ugly your shit is. Nobody opens for Has Been for Nothing.

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It's hitting me divorced dad rock now means Kid Rock and Disturbed, rather than Van Halen and Steely Dan. Metallica remains undefeated.

Owning a giant mech with a kinetic shield would feel so good right now.

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trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked

But sir, your border legacy! - Guy who should jump off the Roberto Clemente during Picklesburgh

Man, they're going to find a tiny step stool kicked over and "Gregg was here" carved into not so much the ceiling beam but like halfway up a support beam.

It's also cool they have a BBQ Dad. I don't think anyone tops Comic Book chef from S1 though.

I'm watching Culinary Class War season 2 as my snowed in show. Poor Brewmaster Yun. She's always on the edge of her heart exploding and then things work out for her. Surprising her and judges. Far more sympathetic than the White Spoons who go, "Did I do the thing I've been doing for 20 years? Ok."

I can't afford one of these, but would definitely buy one if I could. Using the top screen for gaming while using the bottom for video is my ADD brain dream.

Look what yinz did to my ALDI.