Suppose tonight is as good a night as any to check out that SPINAL TAP sequel

Bought a Stranger Things candle and the smell is something I can only describe as "GameStop, but good"

I think it's incredible that so many people in Middle-earth know exactly who Gandalf is and they still talk to him like, "Look, if you don't get that stockroom swept up by five, you can find yourself another wizarding gig."

Watched four of them there KNIVES OUT movies on the past two days, and I legitimately think there should be like ten of em

Happy to inform you all I found a new stupid bit that I'll be using whenever possible whether people think it's funny or not

Legolas: They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them! Aragorn: Who are you, the narrator?

Absolutely crazy that it's 99% likely we'll get KOTOR 3 before Fallout 5

The MCU should do that story arc where Peter Parker's cum gives MJ cancer

Really fucking dug WAKE UP DEAD MAN Made me immediately go and start up GLASS ONION again, which is also good, but doesn't hit the same as 1 or 3, I think Glenn Close rules

She Wake Up on my Dead Man til I A Knives Out Mystery

Never forget that Neo canonically won at #TheGameAwards and immediately tried to jump off a roof.

I might be more interested if The Game Awards got an actual host, but no way I'm watching that dork Keighley for three hours

If AI is so smart, why hasn't it gotten the hint after I typed "Press your own off button" into ChatGPT ten thousand times?

Bought my ticket for the Minneapolis @whmpodcast.bsky.social show! Can't wait!

All of the 22-25 year old Colts players saying "hi" to their new QB:

It's funny how FELLOWSHIP makes Bilbo seem crazy for panicking when he can't remember where he put the ring, but brother, that's exactly how I act when I'm sure there's one more Dorito in the bottom of the bag

SAUSAGE PARTY Would rather be shot in the face

Watching DARKMAN

Asked work if they'd get me my own keyboard and they said no, but I could bring one in, so I'm gonna be annoying and bring this and set the RBG to 11

I'll be visited by how many spirits? Wow, okay, I don't know how to tell you this, but your spirit-to-epiphany ratio is way out of wack, dude

Thought something was very wrong with my laundry until I remembered I threw some khakis in with my jeans

Yn the newes the Fellowshippe of the Ring filme ys going to celebrate its 25 yeare anniversarye and also nay, no waye, it hath not ben that longe

You'll never feel more invincible than when you successfully stop yourself from shitting your pants while sneezing

The McRib is gone...

Took a nap and dreamt someone stole my laptop, so I had to go check that it was still in my bag instead of running down the aisles of an impossibly large library that is also a 7-Eleven

Na'vi sex ed gotta be fucking crazy

Ah, we've reached that beautiful time of year when one of my neighbors decides to smoke inside because they're human garbage, and the smell permeates the entire building, thanks to the heating system

Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?

A tall glass of water and some Borderlands could fix me

Trying to find a positive, maybe Netflix will actually do something with the nemesis system from Shadow of War in other games?

Connections Puzzle #908 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Spent all year listening to Gregorian chant and now my Spotify listening age is FUCKED

It's 2025, we should have a dumb global outfit that everyone wears by now

There's no way I say "letterboxd" that much what the fucking shit game watch movie review fuck

Kylo Ren stopping that blaster bolt was pretty sweet

Can tell I'm getting older because I'm very proud of the deal I just got on some bulk soap

The coolest thing about naps is they can be 5 hours long if you want

Honestly, Vecna has the stupidest voice Sounds like an evil dumb guy voice and I keep expecting him to be like, "Duh, which way did he go, Nancy? Which way did he go?"

Was going for naneinf in Balatro, but I got bored so blew my stash of cryptids on a random hand New high score, baby!

Jesus Christ these AI commercials are cringe as fuck

Thanksgiving football on Tubi. Is there anything that app can't do?

She Plane on my Train til I Automobile

LotR is the watermark for big budget studio filmmaking. They're why we go to movie theaters imo.

Hate to say it, but I think summer is officially over

TOMBSTONE and Balatro, incredible combo

[Insert Dr. Manhattan meme about Star Wars ranking takes here]