Guy who's only ever drank piss: Holy shit, this piss is so good! (it's piss)

SULLY 2: ELECTRIC SULLALOO

Hamburger helps those who help themselves

I regret to inform you that I have become engrossed in the show I put on for background noise

God, YouTube is such trash these days. Trying to watch like an hour long video, and I've had six ad breaks in ten minutes. At this point, you're just convincing me to both disregard your content and whatever "products" you're shoving in my face

Trying to convince myself not to spend $250 on a @thunderbirdsahl.bsky.social Ice-O-Topes jersey because I literally have never watched professional hockey, but goddamn it looks awesome

MYSTERY MEN is possibly the stupidest movie I've ever seen And believe me, I know. I've seen it like twenty times I love this shit

The thing about a big mac is I get why that guy ate like four every single day of his life

I gotta find my Switch

I wish Tarantino would stop saying stupid things. I totally agree. He often comes across like a jerk. Also agree. His movies aren't even that good. You're an idiot.

Hey @strangescaffold.bsky.social, could be missing something, but looks like there's an issue with one of the new campaigns in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Started it up twice and each time I've gotten this screen below and the game is locked, needing me to open Task Manager to exit

Sent home from work after an hour because we have too many people in tonight, so guess I wasted $20 in Ubers to/from, but at least I get to watch The Pitt in peace

I remember one time, shortly after arriving at college, I was trying to show some folks a video I found absolutely hilarious and everyone was silent until it ended then one dude took a beat and said, "Well, sometimes we just find things funnier when we're by ourselves"

2026 basically

Threw my back out getting out of bed just now Which is, if I may be so bold, bullshit

Is it still canon that Rodians stink? Because if so, damn, those diaper changes gotta be brutal

BONE TEMPLE good

Wait, is next week's episode the season finale of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?? Folks 3.5 total hours of runtime IS NOT A SEASON OF TV!!

Chas Kramer will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

@strangescaffold.bsky.social Bring on the next wave of scenarios! Get In, Get Out was the most troublesome by far, reeeaaally gotta have those side bets pay off!

If we were making full length episodes of TV these days, the last two episodes of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms put together would be the best episode of any GoT show by far

Depression putting in work today, so I'm gonna watch JACKASS

Cannot stand the bit where folks use AI stupidly to show how bad AI is AI will show how bad it is all on its own, stop fucking burning the rainforest for likes, you fucking dorks

Goddammit. Slept all day

Giving High on Life 2 a go and uh, it does not look good Textures are absolutely awful on my Series X. Don't think I can put up with that and the "humor"

Those quotas are a bitch

Scenarios update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is perfect Career mode with your own Glup Shitto and some crazy hard challenges

the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?

Never thought someone would find a way to make use of the cut cum footage from SON OF THE MASK, but damn, MARTY SUPREME found a way

Y'all need to play Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator It's insanely good and it looks like there's a solid amount of new content coming in the next two months with regular updates It's also on sale until Thursday, I believe SHORT! THAT! BABY!

Age verification? I was there the day the strength of men failed...

Forecast says there's like a whole week of 40+ temps on the way and holy shit yes

Happy MARTY SUPREME digital release day eve to all who celebrate

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

Ah man, I hate having blood drawn, so now I'm gonna have to be the weird guy who goes to the doctor and is like, "Uh, no, I'd actually prefer the finger in the ass..."

That MAHA commercial was absolutely insane

These Super Bowl commercials suck-diddily-uck, Flanders!!!

Pats should go for it

Jesus Christ these commercials are shit

Unfortunately, it is very funny as a big fat guy to respond to every Olympic event like this

Holy shit the sound of the drones during this Olympics broadcast is annoying as fuck

Freestyle skiing on the big screen, space warlord baby trading simulator on the small screen Hell yeah

Fallout good

Delaying the digital release of MARTY SUPREME is my villain origin story

My least favorite part of doing laundry is when the machine is done, but it does those little "oh, gotcha!" spins instead of just ending the fucking cycle