Donald Trump: Best in Show

40% of SNAP recipients are kids, 18% are elderly, 11% are disabled and of the rest, ~70% already have jobs. So unless your company’s hiring Junior Juice Box Interns, grandma and her walker, or knows how to fit more hours in a day, maybe cool it with the “just get a job” takes.

Of course they deceptively edited this viral clip now playing on a loop outside Mike Johnson’s office by cutting it mid-sentence. Here is the rest of the part they cut out.

everyone: we don’t want kings rightwing media: this is a confusing protest line, no one is claiming trump is a king the entire trump administration:

#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al. A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator" 3 cops on a 53 yo woman.

LEFT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to deride Donald J. Trump with a protest. RIGHT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to celebrate Donald J. Trump with a military birthday parade.

Taylor Swift's new album has a song about Travis Kelce's penis called "Wood." Will the breakup album have tracks called "Sawdust" and "Kindling"?

CORRUPT AG BONDI MUST GO

Sore after a long walk up a broken escalator? Six out of five doctors recommend—Tylenol™️©️®️

nobody has ever read harder than Trump is reading his speech at the UK state dinner

The Trump Administration on Epstein: A Timeline 1) Release the list 2) The list is on our desk 3) There is no list 4) The list was fabricated by Democrats 5) Only Jeffrey Epstein is on the list

It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.

No notes.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

amazing how much of this country was based on a handshake agreement

This is so unfair. As soon as someone told him who did it, he figured out who did it. What more do you want?

I plan to post this ABC News supercut video of Trump calling Harris and Democrats "fascists" (and "communists"!) everytime I see a Republican on TV whining about Trump being called a "fascist" by the left. Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!

the shooter was just a cis dude but even if he was the most trans person to ever trans it wouldnt justify rounding up all the trans people for crimes they didnt commit, really wish people in positions of power would be saying this

the thing about nazis is theyre perfectly capable of empathy. theyre not bogeymen crawling from the dark under your bed. theyre not a different species. the fact that you believe otherwise is why you keep getting stumped by "actually this guy had a dog and a family"

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

RFK voice: we used to get dinosaur ribs at restaurants and they were so large that when they put them on the car tray it would flip the car over on its side. You can’t get those anymore because of autism.

Only about 20% of U.S. mayors are people of color. Yet of the 9 cities the President has targeted or threatened with “federal enforcement,” all 9 have mayors who are people of color. 🤔

lol this is what they fired him for saying

Gun violence must stop, and my heart goes out to Charlie Kirk's wife and kids, but can we PLEASE not turn a blatant racist xenophobic election denying Christian nationalist hate monger into some kind of saint?

Breaking: President Trump plans to recognize the anniversary of 9/11 by launching a surprise attack on an American city.

Charlie Kirk was killed for saying things "that used to be simple common sense," says Boris Johnson. Here's a few of those things

A shame Father Coughlin wasn't there to give last rites.

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

It’s fine to say that violence is never the answer, but I can’t help but observe that for Charlie Kirk violence was always the answer, and it was the only answer he offered, and, because of the privilege that he refused to admit he had, he could enact it from a comfortable and respectable place.

And please, spare me the idea that the normalisation of political violence is confined to one side or group of people.

No one should have murdered Charlie Kirk. No one should lower their flag for Charlie Kirk. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

2028 RNC keynote speech from Gislaine Maxwell gonna be a real barn burner.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Now this is a headline. Front page lead in NYT. And very strong, no-BS story by @julianbarnes.bsky.social Barnes and Catie Edmondson. Respect, to all involved. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/07/u...

MAGA Summer School tells the happy, see-no-evil story of the American Indians"

Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid

And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.

In a national poll, 9 out of 10 American flags prefer Governor Gavin Christopher Newsom.

The main thing you need to know about the "Russia hoax"? It's not a hoax from @dgraham.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Going to Japan? You have to stay in this Godzilla vs King Ghidorah hotel room.

NEW: A newly declassified part of the Durham report shows republicans used a Russian-manufactured email as evidence that Hilary Clinton conspired with Russia. 😂😂😂 gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/u...

I assume he orders the robots to kill the poor, hungry, and diseased people and then has the AI write his texts to his children

“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell

The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated

CNN put together a supercut of Pam Bondi being for releasing Epstein files before she suddenly turned against it

Yes, CBS paid Trump a $16 million bribe, and yes, Stephen Colbert said so on the air, and yes, CBS canceled his show the next day. But actually, given the economic realities of the prevailing late-night landscape, that is still exactly what happened.