Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks

"[Workers at major companies] are asking, why do I have to use something that doesn't work? Well it's because capitalism demands eternal growth. Milton Friedman's ghost haunts every trader, Ronald Reagan pops out of the toilet every so often, this is what we do here." Love the mental imagery.

This poll dropping 24 hours after so many people freaked out at Jamelle for saying that front-facing social media was the best way to reach persuadable citizens is pretty funny Also, lol Twitter

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

Cereal costs $11 now.

This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON

What the hell is a narco-terrorist

very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime

oh look a real unemployment problem

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

Another beautiful day to Do Battle Online

a wealth tax is a winning issue.

With the new kickoff rules and how good kickers are it’s a weird time for game winning field goal drives cc: @rodger.bsky.social

Grupe hit those smelling salts like he was going to hit from 65

Philip Rivers in a one score game with two minutes left to play. The script writers never change

this morning I watched an instagram reel where an influencer buys titans season tickets that feels like enough influencing for everyone

I’m actually the other side of the speeding debate. I don’t think any vehicle should be able to go faster than a person

JUSTICE FOR KANSEI MATSUZAWA, WHO TAUGHT HIMSELF TO KICK FROM YOUTUBE AND TIED AN NCAA RECORD HE IS PROOF YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU REALLY WANT TO AND HE DESERVES A TROPHY FOR IT

What do people in this country love more than anything besides their giant trucks and SUVs? Their guns sure but after that I mean. The false sense of safety and freedom both provide. www.welcometohellworld.com/its-dangerou...

those people … are parents

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

terrible. when people start posting the “funny” things the bot gets wrong, it will be still worse

the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

astounding uselessness

the absolute corruption

Incredible work by @sprayadhesive.bsky.social , thank you for your wonderful attention to detail!!

It is intensely funny to me that tech bro CEOs on an annual salary of 15 petabillion dollars think data centres can go in space because it's very cold but actually they would get obscenely hot because heat won't radiate into the vacuum of space taranis.ie/datacenters-...

Some folks are saying—presumably accurately—that Stevens is only doing this to help her in the Senate primary. I don't see why that's a problem.

does anybody know where this dude was born and how far it is from the united states?

NEW: Clean energy startups that had gov funding cut by the Trump admin are laying off staff and freezing hiring. DOE offices that gave grants to renewables startups are ghost towns that ‘effectively don’t do anything,’ an official says. With @chloeaiello.bsky.social www.inc.com/chloe-aiello...

so insanely fucking real for this

That is patently false: not only do immigrants score better than native-born Americans in tests, the mere presence of immigrants improve test scores for all students, when factoring in white flight sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...

main economic message from the president is that you will be poorer and you will like it

An entire section on his Wikipedia page is labeled “Allegations of grift, ethical misconduct, philandering, nepotism and cronyism.”

Philip is like

the economy has tanked so hard that the only way you can afford christmas presents for your 23 children is to play quarterback for the indianapolis colts

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Does it have to be a book? I would like to swear in on the Let’s Cry and Do Push Ups At The Same Time vinyl I bought at half priced books

If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan. If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION. If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.

Make the flag bigger until they forfeit. Easy dub.

As I was just saying. They will scale up random “schools” based on market speculation and then close them down when demand wanes. Thats the plan.

the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything

I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.

hoping the EU has the sack to fight fire with fire. all Trump aligned oligarchs, above all Elon Musk, should be considered enemies of European freedom

if I owned this company I would immediately change the factory printer settings to 16 MINI GINGERBREAD GAY MEN

this is what the public option was for and it was merced by Joe Lieberman