A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why? Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:

I wonder if crypto is going to crash fast enough to put somebody who bought a Super Bowl ad out of business before it airs.

it’s very funny how explainer culture has seeped into everything. I ATE A WHOLE ICE CREAM CAKE AND MY TUMMY HURT: WHAT TO KNOW

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)

Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

I don’t agree but there’s something so special about watching a video clearly made for YouTube

The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota." Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota." This presser worked like a charm.

In a sane world, the decision by Rufo, Vance, & co. to slander and slap a target on the traumatized, hardworking immigrants who revitalized a rust belt city -- and who *were invited* to that city -- would be a stain on their careers that they never live down. They should be reminded of it. Often.

I don't think people realise just how staggeringly rich 250 billion is. If you know someone who makes a quarter of a million a year, it's likely they're "your rich friend" because they're comparatively loaded. They would have to work *a million years* to get that much money.

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

I'm ready to vote for any Democrat who promises to destroy everything Trump builds, fire everyone he hired, and subject everyone who works for him (who wasn't a career civil servant already in place) to criminal investigation.

I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world

While we’re on the subject, probably my favorite drum track by my all time favorite drummer. What an absolute monster music.apple.com/us/album/blo...

Me and the boys enjoying some freshly re-EQd speakers tonight

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

My crowning drumming achievement is even passing this as a Rock Band custom song. So much fucking fun, but I had to learn how to do triplet fills and then survive the drum roll at the end lol

dudes rock

Republican Senator X voted against lowering your health insurance costs and instead gave 75 billion MORE dollars to ICE there you go democrat hopefuls, i better see this on every TV and in every mailbox this fall

I still can't believe they pivoted from healthy cereals to an app where you can bet on the number of measles cases in 2026

Tommy usually checks out by halftime anyway

literally the perfect crime. frankly every other president is stupid because they didn't think of it first

thank you Representative Chamberlain for winning back (?) the rights of citizens to not be deported from their own country (???)

@robertmays.bsky.social I am at a local hifi stereo shop who is doing a BYO record night A 20-something year old guy came in wearing a NIN shirt and is currently playing I Do Not Want This on a setup that costs more than a new car The kids are alright

Btw, a fun part of politics is people on Illinois subreddits keep referring to me as "Kat's husband, the millionaire owner of a big media company," because of my newspaper's 4.3 trillion daily readers and 500,000-person staff. I want to make this clear: I am no lowly millionaire. I have trillions.

the explosive says “letsa go!” before it reaches its target.

I don’t know the man, but my own life would be much, much better if this man had become a chef or an accountant.

if you don’t stop calling us murderers we’ll murder you

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

this is the compromise position

again, if you are hearing about an empathetic, soulful, new-tone trump pivot calming things down in Minnesota, the people who are telling you this are trying to trap your mind inside a false, alternate reality. please consider why exactly they are doing this.

a lot of Democratic officials have asked the protesters to be careful to not "give Trump what he wants" and I think it's fair to ask them to do likewise

I am also doing this by the way.

I love that FUCK YOU BARBARA inspired @katmabu.bsky.social 😅 📺

how the fuck you gonna reform a children’s concentration camp asshole

while congress is at it they’ve gotta zero out the dhs marketing budget

this story quotes: - A trump ambassador - A museum run by Trump appointees - Stop Antisemitism, an organization funded by right-wing donors ... aaannnnddd that's it! Not a single scholar of the Holocaust. Not anyone unaffiliated with Walz' political opponents.

The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny

It's maybe the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats in the country: Democrat Attorneys General serve as consumer protection officers, while Republican Attorneys General serve to punish the consumer.

nothing has changed in minneapolis except the public face of ICE your government will now put in front of you. they didn’t demote bovino because it was the right thing to do, they did it because they’re scared of the public. they should be more scared.

this is the part in the political story where the cornerback just committed a very stupid taunting penalty and you need to throw over the top of that cornerback for a touchdown

if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.

in about a week marshawn lynch is going to be turned loose on radio row for a couple days in san francisco without a care in the world

Bovino’s retirement needs to be a cage. His command environment yielded Renee Good’s death, Alex Pretti’s death & Julio Sosa-Celis’ shooting. Failure to prosecute Bovino & everyone else materially responsible for these atrocities will be understood by ICE, CBP, etc as a green light for the next ones

this is why it's so vital Democrats make it an entirely Republican issue! otherwise you let them off the hook! this is what i've been saying from the beginning!!

Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution. If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.

i keep going back and forth between despair at the terror the government is spreading, the lives they've taken and ruined, their impunity, their depravity, the total lack of reason for any of it and then swinging back to my complete and total belief that in the end they are going to lose