This is, without exaggeration, literally our comic

On top of all the utterly horrifying shit, rich people appear to be just barely literate, which explains a few things

good role model...

There are people out there who are girls

HEARTBREAKING: The Transphobic Pedophile Said Something Very Funny

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

It is once again February

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.

"Jeffrey Epstein got banned on XBL and sent SFM Five Nights at Freddy porn straight from 4chan threads to associates" did I die, is this purgatory

Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy's Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show

my new goat

OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT

idk man

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

has anyone modded quaver's fuck back into unbeatable yet

there’s too much shit happening all the time

It's coming! I just uh keep adding to it. And then new things keep happening while I'm adding it. I had to read 80 more pages of court documents because things developed while I was adding something else

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through the rhythm game UNBEATABLE. What are your thoughts on this?

it's just not the same 😔

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

gaming is only books if the game has a defined ending and then you sit back and think about it

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

At least there’s women

Video game: "Press Start To Begin!" Me: *presses A* Video Game: *Goes into the main menu* Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"

are rhythm games parkour or menus?

YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS

gender presentation? was that due today?

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

They Gave the Goombas Guns

They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down

unbeatable is dangerous because it'll make you think for a brief moment that baseball is kinda cool

i have a game for you

Instead of trying to save frames, you should consider saving your soul. You can't backwards long jump through the gates of heaven; there's no loading zone.

throwback to when i bought a bad batch of memory and it was so bad that in memtest86 i got over 10,000 errors on the first test alone and it gave me a big cartoon failure popup to tell me how fucked i was

uWu Tang Clan

how did you say that out loud

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

"Luigi is a he/him lesbian" was just said on GDQ and honestly that's great.