Fish have committed credit card fraud

anyway i dont think i ever posted this here have fun

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

im not fully paying attention, so sometimes i just randomly hear shit like "men did not go bald, sperm counts were high, water hadn't gone woke, and there was no such thing as ants" and it's fucking killing me lmao

built a controller for Unbeatable @dcellgames.com

my idea for steam machine

The artists on Bluesky are next level, holy DAMN

I was having way too much fun with these concepts, so I decided to take them further and test the rigs limits by recreating popular cat memes!

In honor of John Fetterman saying Bluesky is cruel on CNN I would just like to say that I wish him a full and speedy recovery and nothing but the best in his health and also fuck you John Fetterman

emailing someone is not a definitive sign of affiliation. for instance, I hate everyone who has ever emailed me

one time i emailed a band a picture of a horse in a wizard hat and they replied with "hell yeah" and that's the only email i care about

maybe we could use another splash screen.

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

oh damn, you’re telling me that I, some idiot who tells piss jokes online, could see this and every other capitulation coming from miles away? maybe it’s time to put a piss man in charge

Here’s the main theme I wrote for the Witch Upstairs!! The first episode’s soundtrack will be up on Bandcamp/etc soon! 💜

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs 📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER! Watch Now!! 📺 www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

lol

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Damn, even the cat voting?

breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out

FYI, Zohran brought up this headline verbatim, unprompted. A man of the people.

Anyway, trans rights!

it’s pretty funny there was a bush/dick presidential ticket. regardless of anything else the world can come together and admit that

my smart lightbulb started going off at random times, leaving me in a half asleep fuge state for like half the night. almost don't want to fix it bc it gives me incredibly vivid dreams

It's only a torment nexus if it's from the torment nexus of France, otherwise it's just sparkling anguish core

at least wear sunglasses when you smoke

I love their films but A24 is simply an impractically small paper size

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

yeah

Well I’m Andrew Cuomo and I’m here to say I’m touching your daughters the Italian way

The chaos has officially begun! Be sure to tune in! #NHRL #RobotWars #Battlebots www.youtube.com/live/TNcvz6r...

the horseless head man

habby halloween

handing out m&ms in empty razor blade cartons for halloween

they should have less UbiSoft, and more BoobieSoft. im not sure what political statement im tryin to make here

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

With localisation dropping across all platforms over the next 48 hours we are having a massive Citizen Sleeper sale! Perfect time to catch up in time for your GOTY list 😉 Grab one or both games here: store.steampowered.com/curator/3302...

🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨 🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇 📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!) 📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!! SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster

I am proud to be a knobhead

Man, gay culture got so complicated while I wasn't looking