The 1st Amendment Patch is now LIVE: steamcommunity.com/games/422082...

I will be attempting to climb the ladder again in @polyarmorygame.bsky.social in just under an hour You have been WARNED

It has come to our attention that filthy corpo AI systems are misinforming players about the ladder in our game. For clarification, the ladder is NOT climbable. Please, stop trying to climb it. Thanks! -Scope Creeps

The first @polyarmorygame.bsky.social fanfic on AO3 specifically mentioning the shower water evaporating instantly, because we didn't include a towel, broke me.

Cogito Ergot Sum Make meaning with Muscle Mommy - and enjoy some very apt satirical artistry from the wonderful writer, va, and dear friend @litchilovers.bsky.social !

Polyarmory done. It came out on my birthday and was incredibly excited about it, and it was definitely worth my time. If you ever wanted to have a shotgun moan into your ear, this is the game for you. You can also turn the pronouns into USA-approved ones and it's wonderful. It's free too :)

You can find Viper on the dancefloor next time you're out:

gun pun beers for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social

Getting my @polyarmorygame.bsky.social tattoo this morning!

This was such a delight...AND WE BARELY SCRAPED THE SURFACE. Y'all we spent nearly 30min watching a documentary and it was *worth* it. Massive props to the peeps who made this, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social y'all did a phenomenal job and we will be coming back for more 💚 MineSmasher my beloathed.

What do you do when your beloved is a gun? You turn them into a human, of course! #polyarmory

well I've now 100%d polyarmory, watched the ergot documentary three times, listened to the entire run of the Colt Michigan Experiences, found all the hidden cans, discovered secret internal boob text, and gotten my frame perfect world record gumbo% speedrun and spent two days drawing a gunsona

My friend made a game about dating guns, PolyArmory: store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/... It’s totally free, which is true love right there.

Ok because I had an absolutely beautiful night playing @polyarmorygame.bsky.social (and because they got one of the voice actors to call me a good girl) Im feeling happy and generous so im extending the valentines free shipping by 1 more day moomoon-shop.fourthwall.com CODE - BEMYMOON

i asked my polycule what gun i was and they said "the revolver with 18 shots and 3 barrels" and i had to look up its goddamn name. so anyway my gunsona is a pistola con caricato, please check out @polyarmorygame.bsky.social im gunna stream it again this saturday and make a video on it

Are you streaming Polyarmory this week? There's a high probability that you'll end up with Devs in your chat. This is both a promise and a threat.

Early video today, we are playing a game that made me feel like I was slowly losing my mind! Come check out @polyarmorygame.bsky.social with me! #indiegame youtu.be/C4G5NOmaz5g

Sorry about being so late, I was getting a bunch of dates lined up for today's stream in Polyarmory: High Calibre Love! I definitely do not have a completely borked sleep schedule! www.twitch.tv/yunayoshidach

🔴Are We Live🔴 Happy Valentine's Day Everyone Today We Are Playing The Most American Dating Sim I've Ever seen, It's Time To Prove How Much I Love My Guns #Vtuber #Polyarmory

happy valentines day, gamers #polyarmorygame

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone 💓

Polyarmory is fun

LIVE WITH @polyarmorygame.bsky.social ON www.twitch.tv/thepolyarmoury ATTENTION-GRABBING CRPYTID

Polyarmory USA mode is amazing

me when @polyarmorygame.bsky.social

i will be streaming @polyarmorygame.bsky.social tonight on twitch! 6pm est, hope to see you there for romancing some GUNS www.twitch.tv/thepolyarmoury

Practicing polyarmory with @deltalegionair.vtubers.social at 9 am PST for Valentines day! Join us for a new experience in love and firearm safety!

📣 Changement de programme pour ce soir ! Oublié qu'ajd c'est le 14 février quand j'ai fait mon planning, donc je me dis qu'on pourrait tester un jeu qui vient de sortir : ✨Polyarmory : High Calibre Love✨. Théories du complot, guns et romance ! Ah et... c'est les guns qui sont romançables. 👀

I love the stupid pun here, it's fucking great XD♥️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RH... A song about the love of a person and their hardware. By @thestupendium.bsky.social @polyarmorygame.bsky.social #Parody #Humor #Satire #Music

Yooo, the very very cool @starling-ronan.bsky.social just joined - they did all the gorgeous 2D art you see in @polyarmorygame.bsky.social, as well as the wonderful art for @oasiscyberpunk.bsky.social. Give them a follow!

Want to get a feeling for the vibe of Polyarmory: High Calibre Love? Check out our Official Spotify vibe playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/7x4...

High praise from a true patriot:

Happy Valentines Day! Super hype to share that I made a bunch of tunes for this absolutely insane game, Polyarmory: High Calibre Love - The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation! - You can grab it now on Steam for free!!! 🔫 🐻 🎶 @polyarmorygame.bsky.social

There's a game on steam right now about dating guns, called "Polyarmory" That's silly enough, but please enjoy the big Sticker they have in the description :

Playing Polyarmory, and currently being chastised by several different people for attempting to climb an unclimbable ladder. Alex Oxspring you've done it again.

ATTENTION GUN LOVERS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS A FREE GAME. ITS OUT NOW ON STEAM: store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...

@polyarmorygame.bsky.social is out and unhinged and hilarious and free, I got through it in six hours and I'm definitely going back to watch that documentary

Genuinely can't believe how many cool changes have gone into @polyarmorygame.bsky.social since the itchio release - if you played before we release on Steam, be sure to check it out again!

We did a post processing pass on @polyarmorygame.bsky.social this week and now the explosions look fuckin sick:

We're pleased to announce that Polyarmory is running nicely on the Steam Deck! #gamedev #indiedev #datingsim #FPS

Join the Polyarmory Discord now! discord.gg/neePGqVR

If you're interested in talking @polyarmorygame.bsky.social , the discord is open to players now too! discord.gg/neePGqVR (Release date 13th February aaaaaa)

I am learning about what is my new favourite part of game development. That golden hour of "yeah we can add X silly polish thing you've not got any major stuff to do before release now" There's so many little bits of extra charm going into @polyarmorygame.bsky.social right now

Over 3000 wishlists for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social is absolutely wild. Just over a month left 'til it releases for free on Steam!

We're about four wishlists off of a milestone that would make us very happy, just sayin'. @polyarmorygame.bsky.social store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...

We now have 1000 wishlists on @polyarmorygame.bsky.social store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...

It's official: Polyarmory is coming to STEAM on February 13th and it'll be FREE! WISHLIST IT NOW: store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/... #FreeGame #DatingSim #Gamedev #IndieDev #Videogame

WELL WELL WELL we're live on steam for wishlists, and it would help a whole bunch if you checked it out and wishlisted it if you're into it. The @polyarmorygame.bsky.social are so talented and so funny and helped me learn so much during this! (It'll be free still - with new updates and content!)