I'm never going to get over people enjoing a thing I helped make. This is the best feeling. Tell people when you enjoy a thing.

aaaa @pcgamer.com nailed the description of @polyarmorygame.bsky.social here, thank you. They're right - you gotta play it to get it - but it's free so that's ok!

Boyfriend just said “et al”, knowing I’d grab that low hanging fruit and say “who’s Al”. But the “et al” included a person called Al so he just told me who Al was. I am not safe in my own home this is an outrage

We Steam Deck Verified y'all!

Not the ladder.

Computer, deactivate iguana.

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE it will result in dead trans people and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing you see the pipeline right? we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

Thanks to everyone who joined in tonight for Polyarmory, it was a blast! (You'll pry gun puns from my cold dead hands.) Have a great rest of your weekend and I'll see you all again on Monday for some WoW:Midnight shenanigans. 💜

Come watch Ame stream a bunch of us play Guilty as Sock because socks www.twitch.tv/amemasami

I would give my life for Pombon

"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde @polyarmorygame.bsky.social #polyarmory

I want to do another shoutout-to-an-indie-game-I-streamed, with POLYARMORY If you like dating sims with voice acting, queer rep, hilarious levels of overt horny writing, and some light FPS arena shooting; this was great. And ENTIRELY FREE! store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...

Women only want ONE THING (late-night grilled cheese)

not a quote but I think about this gag so much I have it saved on my computer

Yo, is that our resident dommy mommy on PC Gamer also?! Let's go @polyarmorygame.bsky.social!

Mmmm editing my own characters trauma for @omencast.bsky.social

Seen tabletop fans saying they wish they could make their own game. But such a big thing + they could never. This is for you: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! I believe in you! You CAN do this! Start small. Lots of one page & short game jams! Motif Story Engine was a pamphlet. NEVER Stop Smiling 1 pager.

Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

Okay, the audio rebalancing is probably the thing I was most looking forward to. I know I already said y'all should play Polyarmory, but now you should play it... More?

I finished Polyarmory. So dumb. So great. I'm glad it exists.

Playing more polyarmory at 5pm pst TODAY. Sweet gun polishing action, 3 hot wet oil scenes. Maybe even BDSM clowns.

more hot lead #polyarmory #illustration

Well, I have finished #Polyarmory recently and now I'm drowning my sona as a crazy person with guns having a trip, cuz I really like this game :3 #sketch #wip #OC #sona #fanart

colt michigan #1 fan #polyarmory #illustration

These findings correspond with our stance on the dangers of AI. We think maybe the AI is trying to get revenge on us for not using it. It's trying to make our game look worse by directing players to do the impossible.

It has come to our attention that filthy corpo AI systems are misinforming players about the ladder in our game. For clarification, the ladder is NOT climbable. Please, stop trying to climb it. Thanks! -Scope Creeps

The first @polyarmorygame.bsky.social fanfic on AO3 specifically mentioning the shower water evaporating instantly, because we didn't include a towel, broke me.

Cogito Ergot Sum Make meaning with Muscle Mommy - and enjoy some very apt satirical artistry from the wonderful writer, va, and dear friend @litchilovers.bsky.social !

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

The discord fanart channel has seen things.

Yo! Come watch Rimi's VA @lebats.bsky.social play Polyarmory, they are fantastic!

That's our boy right there on PCGamer being all hunky and British 🥲

THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO. USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+ NOT. A. DRILL. www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

Polyarmory done. It came out on my birthday and was incredibly excited about it, and it was definitely worth my time. If you ever wanted to have a shotgun moan into your ear, this is the game for you. You can also turn the pronouns into USA-approved ones and it's wonderful. It's free too :)

20,000 downloads on our silly little gun dating game is so dang cool. Y'all are gunthirsty <3

hot lead (aka making all these hot guns may have altered my brain chemistry) #polyarmory #illustration

If you are or know anybody who might be interested in writing a story on a silly game about dating your guns (and so much more!) make yourself known

Updated Tattoo:

posters from the bunker #polyarmory #illustration

Gosh. 97% positive steam reviews for Polyarmory so far. People really resonated with this giant shitpost, huh? store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...

Wow wow wow thank everyone for the positive reviews and kind words about the story! Honestly when you have a team aligned on vision and a frankly terrifying ability to yes-and, creative magic happens. Someone even compared the narrative to Disco Elysium, which is WILD and we are VERY FLATTERED. 😅

Can you find love on the battlefield? I don't fucken know, but I might find it in the gun locker! Hanging w/ @kiistarr.bsky.social playing some #Polyarmory ! 🔫 www.twitch.tv/rainathemouse 💚

I done did it. I played Polyarmory on stream. It's a good game. And it's a free game. That's why I've decided not to finish it on stream. You can, and should, play it for yourself and get the proper experience that way. It's fun, funny, and a shining example of what can come from game jams.

Playing more polyarmory today at 4pm PST! JOIN ME TO RIZZ THE SHOTGUN

Hello Beautiful People! A little late due to power being off but here is the best indies from last week. Enjoy! #indiegames #steam #sectorunknown #cinicross #shadowsoftheafterland #polyarmory

marsh and mello 💜✌🏼 #polyarmory #illustration

PLAY POLYARMORY NOWWWWW (Sona for and made off of Kween (Night Witch (or Impera)))

t.g. rimington the third #polyarmory #illustration

I was already sold on the genius wordplay of the title alone, but I was all-in after seeing this extra big-ass badge on the Steam store page