How do we get this on the Wikipedia page for the 2025 Irish presidential race

If you asked me to guess what the name Crosstown Slim referred to, I would guess cowboy, funk musician, and gay prostitute well before I got to car seat.

Shout out to the legend who showed up after 16 years to say "where's my fuckin money Jim" and tanked a presidential run

Does Marsellus Wallace look like a turkey to you?

Imagine being the guy playing Vedek Bareil. Your whole job is to quietly overpower everyone on stage with just your charisma and emotional presence, and in every scene you're playing opposite Nana Visitor and Louise Fletcher.

Explain your username (pins photos to a corkboard of a popular Chicago pizza chain and of the eye in the pyramid) Wake up, sheeple

That thing where people use induction and become weird evangelists for it? I feel it happening. I'm fighting it but also I'm literally just heating up a packet of instant gravy in a sauce pan and I'm like "damn this thing works so well, I gotta tell people about this"

I went here and everyone knew Garak

One Piece of Trivia

You can tell Chicago Town isn't authentic because nobody has ever used the phrase "Chicago thin" in any context. Even when they make thin crust pizza they call it tavern style because "Chicago thin" just hits the ear wrong.

The Marvel Unlimited back issue digitizer guy wakes up, circles October 1st on his calendar, cracks his knuckles, puts on a pumpkin-shaped hat and gets to fuckin' work

The problem with sports is that if you promise an event like "wizards vs. raptors" obviously it's going to be disappointing when it turns out to be basketball

Cooked our asses here

Willing to take bets on the worst thing this'll do, but my money's on interrupting Tears in Heaven with trivia about Three Men and a Baby

After the debate, one of the three candidates told reporters that "everybody did their best." What the fuck Ireland.

You gotta follow the occasional account that has a hobby you're totally uninterested in. You learn something new, but not in a way where you wind up going out and spending money on it.

Hoping they make a third Hades game in which they explain why the Greek gods, and only the gods, are British

The first movie I saw back from COVID had the crypto ad as a trailer and I was so out of habit of being in a theater that when they got to the crypto reveal I said "NO WAY" loudly in my seat

when a new writer joins your fanfic board and they have _opinions_

Unironic "oh cool, an antique toaster restoration?"

Bring back Roseanne one more time but every character is played by Sarah Chalke

Who goes grocery shopping at the Blanchardstown Dunnes on a Sunday? I don't even like going to the Cornelscourt Dunnes on a Tuesday! (One Irish guy with a very light accent is laughing his head off) See this guy knows what I'm talking about!

I regret to inform you that with the candidates settled, the Irish presidential race has gotten boring again

A pair of elderly Irish women found out I'm from America and asked, "oh, and did you see Obama when he was here?"

Wife and I bought an induction hob, and are now asking each other, without irony, "magnets: how *do* they work"

Underrated running bit on first season of DS9 is everybody finding Bashir insufferable.

Downloading Hades II. This game better be pretty friggin gay to keep up with the first one

Inferno (Dante Alighieri, 1321)

I could never host a baking show because someone would make something with coconut and I'd say "well this sucks" and not elaborate.

While this is factually accurate, and indeed is reporting on relevant facts of the election, it also sounds like something you'd say if you had 20 minutes to put together your article on Irish politics so you just skimmed the Wikipedia page for "Ireland"

"I'm So Excited" by The Pointer Sisters is either about fucking or about being a snake. No way to know which.

I don't get the title of "Only Murders in the Building." Like I don't get what it's a play on. Is there a common phrase where one word rhymes with "murders" that I'm just not seeing, I feel like I'm going crazy here.

Seeing everyone post random-ass Star Trek characters as memes about autism, and look, while they're all, to one extent or another, informed by a time when most people with autism were dumped in a bucket marked "nerds, I guess," the only real choice here is Odo

Came home to find my daughter's shoes, coat, jumper, backpack and wallet all dropped in a pile in the middle of the front hall as if she'd been bodily lifted out of them and would never have to think about them again, so who's to say the rapture isn't happening

Its very funny that there's a bit in Silksong where you get knocked out and wake up in a cell without your sword or cloak and have to get them back then escape, and the way you escape is by finding a subway station in the prison.

Post a random Star Trek image

What was going on in the first Mario Party?

As legacies for Stan Lee go, "transformed into soulless IP for the global entertainment megacorp" isn't without its poetry

The running bit payoff in this movie when the mechanic shows up with long blond hair and a hammer is an absolute all-timer

Every day there's a new story out of the states that makes me furrow my brow and ask "we are still talking about the diaper guy right"

TWEEN DAUGHTER: They do this thing, it's called making out ME: I've never heard of that, is it a young person term

It's weird, I've been driving in Ireland for a while but I still haven't had cause to reverse around a corner.

Within one generation, England will no longer have a concept of being sad and horny at the same time

I'm a RETVRN guy but for closing credits where a rap song tells you the plot of the movie you just watched

It's 2002 again baby, we're bringing back gaming webcomics and spitefully renaming food

Paul Hollywood meets his first-ever Irishman

Guy who moves from Missouri to Wales and says "I'm from the shwmae state"

Woman who called into Q102 said her dream dinner party would have Michael Collins and Prince Harry as guests, and I'm gonna be honest, I think that'd be an awful dinner party. Hard to imagine it doesn't get political real fast.