This week I’m deep-diving into PQC algorithms, and how to compromise them using side-channel analysis. It’s only Wednesday but I think Tuesday fried my brain.

If the U.S. Constitution is so important to Americans, then why are they so focused on the 2nd Amendment, whilst eroding the 1st Amendment protections, and ignoring the powers in the 25th?

just saw my first `curl | claude` instead of `curl | bash` and you thought the arguments over piping to bash were contentious...

This travel adapter looks like it should be illegal, but thankfully it doesn’t just make all the prongs live when plugged in, and is actually safe! 😅

Raise your hand if you too have broken down in a Hillman Imp 🙋‍♂️ Mum had a Hillman Imp when I was a kid; the Hangar Lane Gyratory was a less than ideal location for the engine to die.

Morning Bluesky.

They should resurrect 'This Is Your Life,' but for absolute cunts.

Hugs to those who find Mother's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, she's no longer here, you can't be with her or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx

RAM kits are now sold with one fake RAM stick alongside a real one to create a performance illusion — 1+1 'value pack' offers desperate psychological relief as the memory shortage worsens buff.ly/LsSLo7g <- "FFS" seems inadequate TBH

We’re living in the future. I just had to reboot the fridge/freezer. The future is shit.

Love is in the air at Edinburgh zoo. Pebbling marks the start of the breeding season for Gentoo penguins. Kids at Edinburgh Children's Hospital Charity painted pebbles for the penguins to choose from and present to their mates.

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Sometimes people Ghetts what they deserve.

#BSidesLDN2025 videos are now live on our YouTube channel. Don’t forget to like and subscribe, we only publish once a year, your support makes a real difference! www.youtube.com/@Securitybsi... Huge thanks to @ministraitor.bsky.social & all our presenters for sharing their time and expertise!

A losing far-right party claiming election fraud? Whodathunkit?

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A planned change to Amazon means that if people buy items on your wishlist, it could expose your address. Definitely a threat to people who have public wishlists. www.404media.co/amazon-wishl...

To the British establishment, Misconduct in public office what tax evasion was to Al Capone.

So Trump, and not the "anonymous staffer," actually did post the Obamas/apes video?

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Good morning tossers; enjoy pancake day!

Researchers found 27 flaws in major cloud password managers, enabling vault compromise and challenging zero-knowledge encryption claims. via Infosecurity Magazine www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/vulnera... #hacking #infosec #cybersecurity

We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal. It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.

Yes, thanks Ticketmaster for today’s emailed reminder to attend this cancelled show tomorrow.

If The Bible had been written in the North of England Noah’s Ark wouldn’t have made the edit. It’s already rained for more than 40 days and 40 nights this year and we’re only on day 43

The Government lawyers must be incredulous about how this is playing out. If the PM were a lawyer, he’d never have let this happen…oh wait!

It’s very good of Prince William to distance himself from his horrific uncle Andrew, while on a visit to hang out with journalist-murdering bastard Mohammed bin Salman. I

techcrunch.com/2026/02/09/h... Hacktivism lives.

I own the domain that the family all use for email. Just added a rule to delete all mail from GBNews before it gets delivered to anyone, as I know that evil step-mother is subscribed to that particular propaganda machine.

For the benefit of UK audiences, 'Super Bowl' is an American TV show made of commercials and a spectacular music gig interrupted by brief, choreographed collisions between wealthy men in protective costumes, performed for the purpose of enriching a handful of even wealthier men.

An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇 SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Hey you, Happy Friday! You got through the week and it’s weekend o’clock! Celebrate your successes.

Unexpected item in the Airbnb bedside cabinet…

Last night the president of the United States posted a video of the Obamas depicted as apes. My child at the age of 12 knew it was wrong when her classmate teased a black child about liking bananas because of the IMPLICATION of it and this is what the president is expressing openly and proudly.

The man was a genius

“Andrew moves out of Royal Lodge home early after latest Epstein files” If only he had a friend with a remote island, where he could hide from the press. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I see John Virgo has died. When I was a nipper, his snooker impressions - especially the Alex Higgins one - were a thing of joy. youtu.be/gA2FDYNulg8?...

Can’t we just have Obama back?

New from 404 Media: the DOJ released completely unredacted nude images of women or girls in the latest Epstein dump. The photos were incredibly explicit. We held off reporting this before DOJ finally took them down. A massive error from DOJ. www.404media.co/doj-released...

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

He was probably just demonstrating first aid techniques, right? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

New report: a serious unintended consequence of the Government’s tenancy reforms. Hundreds of thousands of ordinary tenants will be dragged into an annual stamp duty calculation and filing regime.

2006: Less is more, don’t repeat yourself 2016: Beautiful code prevents technical debt 2026: trillions of lines of generated spaghetti code that generate other spaghetti code will save us

Iran has just released a statement saying that it will take ‘very strong action’ if the U.S. keeps killing protesters.

Terror in America. Jonathanpie.com youtu.be/oU7LOpQFOPQ?...

Based on the average number of queries per day, ChatGPT is now the world’s third biggest search engine, behind only Google and parents with small kids.