Abolish Chuck Schumer

Dems, more of this attitude. I'm so glad that Becca is my representative.

When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.

Every Super Bowl party I’ve ever been too featured a huge bowl of yogurt

The United States is the only country that employs more people in health insurance than as doctors and nurses. Most of your money being paid in insurance premiums, co-pays, and deductibles is spent denying you your own medical care.

Sarah has been trying to warn us for a decade or more. Joe Biden and Merrick Garland had all of the Epstein files and buried them. The rescue team was in on the plot

One of the very best sports journalists is also one of the very best at seeing the sharp intersection of sports, popular culture and politics. No Justice, No Peace

I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.

This is a difficult decision

Listen to Sarah,

This cardinal has been at this every day in every window in the house for over 7 months. He’s got to have CTE by now. Maybe this cold Vermont winter is driving him crazy

running on a shit border bill while campaigning with liz cheney AND not calling the gop weird = one of the biggest own goals in american political history

Every American needs to watch this:

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Mina Kimes: "It's pretty cool that my son and millions of other sons are turning on the TV and think it's normal for a woman to be talking about football behind a desk" ❤️

this is how it's done

What the Trumpists are encountering in Minnesota is a community exhibiting exactly the kind of cohesion and solidarity across racial, cultural, and religious lines they claim is impossible. Nothing could be more terrifying to the blood-and-soil nationalists. My new piece:

leave it to a bunch of people who never read the Iliad to not notice that it says in the poem itself that Helen of Troy “bears the resemblance of Lupita Nyong’o” a line that had puzzled linguists and historians for thousands of years. Until now

i am a strong believer in the george patton theory of combat when it comes to politics

This could make or break Mamdani

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows Performed by Leonard Cohen

actual soup nazis

When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."

It turns out that Me Too didn't go far enough

We will not free ourselves from fascism without taxing billionaires out of existence.

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

legislators should be staging sit-ins, they should not leave the fucking chambers until there are votes on impeachment. make your colleagues defend this piece of shit on the record. show history what you fucking did in this moment you god damned cowards

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Wow, the White House is so shaken by the turn in the public mood that they thought Chuck Schumer might actually rise up and "seize this moment" to get meaningful concessions. That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.

this motherfucker gets paid more for shitting his pants, running his finger through it, and giving himself a turd mustache than 50 real journalists put together

No Justice, No Peace!

I have no idea why voters think Democrats are a bunch of weak pathetic cowards when they have this lion as their leader. WTF

Fuck this asshole and put him at the bottom of the ocean

putin's most impressive accomplishment is getting europe to cheer for German rearmament

Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand

I understand their limitations here, but it is deeply funny that just by instinct, like salmon swimming upstream, on every issue, the Democrat response to any demand to make things better is "How about we make things worse more slowly"

Jeff Bezos bought WAPO so he could destroy it. You think his buddies in the WH want reporters overseas reporting on the hell being caused by USA abandoning democracy. & USAID? He wants to eat canapés on his megayacht with rubber faced witches and hang out w/D list celebs.

rough week for ICE agents

Seven Democratic Senators voted to confirm Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary: Sen. John Fetterman (PA.)  Sen. Maggie Hassan (NH)  Sen. Tim Kaine (VA) Sen. Andy Kim (NJ)  Sen. Gary Peters (MI) Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (NH)  Sen. Elissa Slotkin (MI) All should face primaries.

It's not just that these professional politics observers somehow failed to spot the obvious rise of American nativist thuggery. It's how much energy they devoted to arguing the real problem was the volume, tone, and vocabulary of those raising the alarm about it.

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Schumer out of the Senate now!!

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

Here's an asshole to block

When Bill Kristol is far to the left of the Democratic "leadership" we know just how morally bankrupt and feckless the Schumer/Jeffries wing of the party is

It may be -12f here in N Vermont but at least there’s a refreshing 15mph breeze to go along with it

CBS News is reporting that the ICE agent who abducted a Minnesota preschooler suffered internal injuries during the abduction.

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