No one is above the law but if you have enough money it's very easy to live below it.

I judge calendar years by whether they feature more weddings or funerals. 2025 was the first year in ages where weddings won. But we're barely three weeks into 2026 and it's 2-0 to funerals already.

I don't like Bromley its horrible.

Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.

Think our commentary team enjoyed that equaliser 😅 🎧 A warning to all headphone users 😉

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

I just want to know why the Health Secretary seems to continually fight on the side of Disease.

the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket

Working on a presentation and...JFC, we need to shut down the pulpy "[Thing] of Auschwitz" machine until we can figure out what's going on. These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.

I've a favour to ask of my cisgender UK followers. It'll take you 5 minutes! Please use this template to write to your MP. I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through. 🙏🏻

The Spectator are confused. It's not going to be cost free. Billionaires are going to pay more. Join.greenparty.org.uk

The quote marks make it seem like the BBC don't believe her.

Is this what they mean when they say recollections may vary

RISQUE GALORE

As someone who travels around the uk a lot, I want Jenrick to know there are so many places that are ONLY white faces, he needs to go and tell them to integrate.

Finally, a worthy sequel to "Baby shoes" in the 6-word story genre.

Henry *and* Sir Trevor Brooking both celebrating birthdays. What a blessed day.

I know Bill Wells is talking about Glasgow, but when he sings, "This city's all I'll ever need," I completely get it.

Day off work, the sky is blue, I'm on a solo yolo to a fancy massage and the Picasso exhibition at Tate Modern *and* I got the driver's seat on the bus. #smugcudby

Drivers of Essex, if you are not travelling any faster than the traffic in the slow lane, there is no need for you not to be in the slow lane yourself. The fast lane is not macho if you trundle.

Following the release of two albums last month, Automatic and Stick, @mrjimbob.bsky.social isn't resting on his laurels as he posts a new track Not Your President Not My King inspired by the recent Windsor Castle Trump Banquet... www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKC_...

Maybe she’s born with it Maybe it’s Tylenol

Made an impromptu lunchtime jaunt to the Right to Protest exhibition at 10 Greatorex St before it finishes on Friday. Brilliant.

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

@barneyronay.bsky.social Hi Barney. This is the 2nd time in 2 years that a non-league player has received a life-changing injury from a head collision with a perimeter wall, because the FA can't be bothered to update ground regs. Fancy taking up the story? www.thesun.co.uk/sport/368025...

Still can't see this fixture without mentally adding "Brooking" in the middle.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

First game of the season for the boy. Hopes high after we managed to hit the post during our final pre-season friendly last week. We lost that game 9-0 but you have to take the positives.

A story in three parts.

Swim in the lido and breakfast from Bunhead. It blows my mind that some people choose not to live in Southeast London.

To be honest, if I'd spent years insisting that a capital city was a no-go area for people like me as there were too many 'other sorts' who'd attack us, I wouldn't organise a mass public gathering of people like me in that exact city, because it would reveal I'd been talking bollocks the whole time

It's not often I get to be proud of anything West Ham have done, on or off the pitch, so let me enjoy this rare opportunity.

Meeting cancelled so I am heading to the lido. It is not currently raining in London. Obviously I can say with 100% certainty that will remain true for the next hour.

What other rebrands would you like to see? Aviva rebranding as Norwich Union, Santander as Abbey National, HSBC as The Midland Bank and the Reform Party as The National Front.

That alert crashed the payment machines at Dulwich Hamlet, and shut the outside bar. Is there anything this government won't ruin?

I just typed "I can" and autocomplete changed it to "I can't". I'm not sure AI is ready for the responsibility we are rushing to give it.

September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month. This weekend's games are dedicated to the memory of supporter Helena McLean who sadly passed away at the end of 2024. You can find features in our programmes and our players warming up in special CCLG t-shirts and much more.

Amazing how shocked and offended Ed Balls is by the suggestion that Labour should have any ambition beyond being less shit than the Tories.

Even the milk is flagshagging now.

You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.

🇺🇸 Staggering partisan divide 🇺🇸 76% of Republicans say they’re satisfied with the direction of the US; less than 1% of Democrats feel the same Gallup calls it the widest gap ever recorded on this question. Astonishing polarisation 👇

A Saturday afternoon in Ikea, only made bearable by introducing my 15-year-old to Ikea cricket. You score a run every time you locate an item you want, but lose a wicket every time you see a family arguing. A respectable 18 for 3 today.

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

Only signing players who got relegated last season seems an odd tactic, but I am sure there is some genius behind it...

Nominative determinism.

Children in Gaza play with a parachute from airdropped aid amid Israel’s ongoing genocide of Palestinians and forced starvation in the besieged enclave.