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ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

pacing around like a detective waiting for dunkin to release the cherry summer refreshers, but as a cherry fan not a dunkies fan

fauna 🌱 #chiiarts

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

jellyfish parade 🪼⭐

yippee yahoo yeehaw finally releasing my green yuri edit into the wild youtu.be/t_-uXBMK9n8 #tgswiiwagaa #気になってる人が男じゃなかった

society has moved beyond the need for voicemail

This is how your email finds me.

on my way to get a second ice coffee

prediction: rfk jr’s eventual cause of death will be a prion disease that was unknown to science until he contracted it

Visual development art by Tadahiro Uesugi for Carole & Tuesday (2019), dir. Shinichiro Watanabe, Bones

Only 3 days left till MomoCon's AMV Contest Deadline! (April 21st) All animation & Live Action is allowed, and finalists will receive a free 4-day membership and $1,200 in cash prizes to the winners! momocon.com/amv-contest

my job is laptop but I don't fully understand laptop so my daily life is full of small mysteries and this keeps me beautifully naive as like a foal

Dreamy ocean 🌠 #art #sharks

I needed to hear this today

If the site isn't fixed soon, I'm at risk of wandering off.

don’t mess with mii!

server outage? no, that was the ladder reset

Not enough people are talking about how hard it is to provide a nutritious, home-cooked dinner at a consistent, reasonable hour when you work a full-time job.

i agree with this but it's also like cruel but obviously untrue: funny cruel but i'm unsure: hurtful cruel and obviously true and i already know: funny again

why the HECK is is so tiring? enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY EXTREME EXHAUSTION AFTER A TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE THAT IS SOMEHOW WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE TO HOW TIRED YOU’D EXPECT TO FEEL AFTER SHOPPING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GXC3LLB1 or true buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

[with my final breath] Tell my wife that I loved…the economy

Hobbies are awesome. I've started screaming at the sun.

electric pals ⚡⚡⚡ #art #pokemon

forgot to mention I saw this duder this morning

ME: 'that's ok' he said 'its not gay if its between a dinosaur and a human' THE CROWD:

"You may call me... Gundham Tanaka. Remember it well, for it is the name that will one day rule this world!" 🐹 I should replay Danganronpa one of these days, it's been years 😭 #danganronpa

Hey watch this anime. It’s about therapy with crazy cool rotoscoping effects. Ep 2 is about masterbation (and even features That Famous Pool!! Hahaha), but the rest of the eps aren’t sexual topics ranging from ocds to addictions. (It’s even technically a Christmas anime.) One of my all time faves!!

happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

Wow... he's so Cool.... 😎

Logging onto the timeline:

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

YOU can't pour from an empty cup. I'm different

Do you think the astronauts have Sunday Scaries about going back to the moon tomorrow?

Transbian experience be like Everyone: You're gay Me: I'm not gay Everyone: Yeah you are Me: Maybe I'm gay? I feel so queer. Me: Ew I'm not gay? Me: Ohhhh I'm a girl Me: Oh shit I'm gay

Congratulations to all the winners of the 2026 AMV Viewers' Choice Awards! youtu.be/-nqpodHO2Vo

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

LOL, trying to stay offline and do my work, and friends are sending me "LOOK AT THIS NEW PIC!" texts .... This one is worth it. First PoC and first woman to go around another world. Don't stop talking about this point. It's important. #ArtemisII

since transitioning ive had to make do with trouser steak and it's just not the same