Everyone should be more plural

finally..!!!

reverse kidnapping where i tie myself up and throw myself into the trunk of your car

When she's right, she's right.

Theres this thing we call "looking adorable while cumming your brains out for owner" and i uh, lets just say, ive gone pro

“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world

if shrimp had league of legends do you think they would ban "krill yourself"

I do think that like, girls with scars and cybernetics getting dressed You understand I’m sure

the big sister, the little sister, and the holy spirit

posting is women’s work

wow empress of everything? i love a woman who takes charge *twirls hair and adjusts bra*

[flirting with a closeted tgirl] if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and E together

girls who orgasm vs bitches who cum

The problem with degradation kink is that no one can tell the difference between being horny and self deprication "Im worthless and pathetic" horny "Im a pathetic miserable piece of shit" NOT horny I dont see whats so hard to understand here

This is what i look like if you even care

saying "oh, you should see the other guy" anytime someone says anything about my room being messy

some poly girl with a cnc kink probably really likes the idea of getting gangstalked

Big sis that blackmails me into letting her fuck me while i cry into my plushie and then she holds me until i fall asleep

a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it

Getting a boyfriend and not kissing your sister is definetly cheating btw

Generative AI is amazing at tasks where I am not qualified to judge the output.

What they dont tell you is that the puppies on discord are free, you can just pick them up and order em around. I own like 10 dogs and they do all my chores for me

idk who needs to hear this, but you spent most of your life minimizing yourself as a survival strategy and you don't yet fully realize how your refusal to make decisions makes it harder for people to connect with you

Every time i am afraid of wearing fem outfits even though my body doesnt conform i remember, atleast i look better than harry styles

alternatively, if a cis woman could just pin me down on the mattress and put a baby in m—[is hastily tackled and dragged off stage by her increasingly-concerned-about-her-mental-state handlers]

Some of you have never had a successful, put-together career woman relieve her work stress inside you and then call you her good girl while condescendingly ruffling your hair and it shows

if it bricks up hit da sucks

TRANS TEEN: THE BBC: this activist child, who is a biological adult,

Its rather refreshing reading sth and having the emotional support unconfirmed yuri couple side characters not be queer bait for once

Chud Eastwood - chudrillaz

"Simple as jailbreaking an iPhone!" [HMU for art requests i have some freelance availability soon] #cyberpunk #yuri

The only social media i use is dynasty reader

you guys ever tried smoking in the woods?? this shit- *gets a 'smokey the bear follows you' notification* ....is awful. it's real bad folks.

this is literally me btw. if you even care.

average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead:

guy who has a deep irrationally intense fear of learning fortran

< tall people are so easy to topple but they dont want you to know that

what it feels like to inject testosterone