they never listen

A cat just ran past. Don’t worry if you missed, another one will be along in a second

my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional

not using ian's secure shoelace knot is a sign of a weak moral character, poor constitution, and an unserious attitude towards quality workmanship

Is this a country of drugs? No. This is a country of those who consume them, and those who consume those who consume them.

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

It seems pointless to fact check someone saying "curry isn't proper British food like fish and chips", just like it's futile to correct someone saying "there are no pronouns in the Bible". They haven't made a mistake. What they're saying is, "Britain is a white country".

a very spooky tutorial

Reverend David Black is here shaming the cops. "You're arresting us? Look at yourselves. Look at yourselves. You know which side you're on and I don't think you want to be there. And you have that choice."

Things I learned about myself this week: I don’t look English and I talk too much

a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know

The world is so filled with beauty and wonder and I feel very strongly both that it should be a kinder place to live in and that it is within our power to make it as such

Welcome to bluesky. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social media sites. I thought so much of bluesky that I elected to establish my Posting here. And so, whether you are here to stay or passing through on your way to parts unknown welcome. It's safer here.

🎃 October 15 🎃 Urban cowboy

oh you asked chatgpt? well I got high on paint fumes and asked the fae in the woods and they think you're lame as hell for that.

Spooky Luna in Combat Loaf Configuration

free advice for those living far from where they grew up, ask your mom what show she's watching and watch it yourself so you can talk about it together

🎃 October 13🎃 The Triceragoat and her lover

I have trans women friends who’ve been living authentically for decades - how are they going to start using the gents? I have a tall cis female friend who’s now scared to use ladies loos because she’s been harassed several times. This code is both cruel and unworkable. Please write to your MP.

No night nurse tonight

you have a right to be angry

My cats have decided to have Halloween names this year, so they will be Spooky Luna & Evil Lucifer

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

🌈 ramen noodles

The debate.

Me: “Fine, I’ll give in to peer pressure and emotional blackmail, and let the cats sleep on my bed every night!” My cats: “All Walls Must Fall.”

This is awesome.

MULTIPLYING PROTEST FROGS

This frog is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM

Bigfoot is operating the camera, that’s why you don’t see them.

Just sayin

sherman, for the love of god!

My cat Lucifer is on a mission to meow more than any cat ever

I'm out on another short walk as unofficial town sorcerer. No town anywhere in the world has yet to hire me as official town sorcerer but that's OK. I do what I can with what I have. I've brought my bag of rolled oats, a bag of unsalted peanuts, chapstick, an asthma inhaler, a small ET figurine.

Don’t pick up the phone please, I’m trying to transmit a signal

Lighting a candle for everyone we lost overnight, and everyone we will lose today x

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Trump’s straw rant fits too well on McIntyre