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I witnessed a miracle on my way to work this morning

these men all had their facial features added later, I can't explain it

We must #ChangeTheNarrative! Dr Beth Upton was fully acquitted of all wrongdoing in yesterday’s Employment Tribunal decision. Yet she has been vilified by a toxic & poisonous media for months. It must stop! Congratulations, and solidarity, to you, Beth!

I was going to do this tomorrow and then my brain got kind of stuck on it so without further ado here is neil banging out the tunes

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

My cats: “you must gather your party before venturing forth to the bathroom”

abolish the home office

A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage. Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word. A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).

Uh… I think I broke Spotify Wrapped…

it's december !! 🙀 good excuse to post these guys again ...!

Made a batch of mulling syrup today so we can have hot mulled wine at the bar. Goats love glühwein.

Blindspots for Millennials 😅 IMO: it’s pretty accurate.

The Express is furious about this because the moment you show those who repeat anti-immigration rhetoric the real human stories their narrative collapses. The “immigrants” are people. Our friends, colleagues and family. And it’s this nation of neighbours that is what makes Britain great.

”You let your cat on the furniture—“ No, you don’t understand. It’s hers. She is the Supreme Leader of this house, ruling with an iron tail. No one stands a chance. She is our Queen, as beautiful and terrible as the dawn, and if she ever gets her paws on the One Ring she will rule us all.

Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

this feels like another iteration of the "what if I give a homeless man money and he buys booze" thing. So then he bought booze, so what, you are not his personal life coach. You did your bit now go live your life.

We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions. It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.

Today's @liverpoolecho.co.uk front page

Windows performance is so bad I have to have a video open in VLC of two frogs considering a mealworm to avoid sound interference. I don’t even have to play the video, just have it paused and minimised 🤷

Home Alone is a Die Hard film

i'm creating a wonderful delusion to live in for the next 10-20 years

sometimes when I see them sleeping like this I tuck them in

tuesday

returning to this reminder to extend it to all of you. your friend julia is insisting at the very minimum you cut your sandwich in half before you eat it. it doesn't do anything for the taste. its about doing an act of kindness and care for yourself for no reason other than "i deserve a nice thing"

next time you have to cut the sandwich in half because ur friend julia said you are worth the small comfort of a sliced sandwich

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Sometimes it’s important to remember that the world is big enough and old enough to bear its own weight for a while

I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

The posse

𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔱 𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔦𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔞

look at this photo of whitby harbour by frank meadow sutcliffe in the 1860s look at it incredible

Cheez said have a great weekend and don’t forget that you’re brill.

My childhood best friend, a doctor, has set up a project to get kids who need urgent specialist medical care, out of Gaza, to get the help they need. They're crowdfunding here: www.purehope.co.uk

Really valuable and honest piece by friend and comrade @nikeshshukla.bsky.social about the anti-immigration protests at hotels this year. There's a danger in trying to "understand" someone's hate if it's based on the faulty assumption that there's anything to understand in the first place.

Leeds — Peter Mitchell, 1980s

I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

Every picture of this garden gnome looks like Dr Sam Beckett just quantum leaped into his body right this second and hasn't figured out what's going on yet

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

When another boy has a box