Talk to cis straight girls about dating and they’re like “idk babe I think you just need to stop looking…like love will come to you at random…it happens to me all the time like I just run into ppl who want to fuck me every single day…our material conditions are exactly the same so try that”

Annihilation

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currently the mood rn

I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.

A fabulous pre-code gag from "Wonder Bar" (1934)

smth like this??

Conspiracy theories are, when they aren’t just variations on antisemitism, a comforting story to tell yourself because you’re afraid of living in a chaotic, poorly managed world

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

At first I was a bit skeptical about Bluesky, but now I’ve grown to really like it. Interacting with people and reading about everyone’s lives has warmed my heart greatly and helped me open up more. I love everyone here so much, y’all are amazing ❤️ Here is winter Ogata.

Scribble before bed

The original international man

lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted. Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.

I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?

#3157 A helpful tutorial

i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually

Twin Peaks: Doc, Hawk, Truman and Cooper.

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

Anti Clinton sentiment is just Bi-erasure, but we aren’t ready for that conversation.

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

This means that the 2016 election was just a political version of Challengers (2024)

how am I living through two bill clinton blowjob scandals

Since I'm reflecting on land acknowledgements at the moment, here's an opportunity to share one of my favourite, short pieces of Indigenous satire. walkingeaglenews.com/2017/12/19/l...

Is that why he was beefing with hillary

When I said I wanted toxic yaoi that is NOT what I meant

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

It’s insanely funny that the main thing about Clinton in the Epstein emails is an explicit denial that he went to the island

fwiw i think that if there was even a speck of dust on clinton in these files, the FBI would have leaked it long ago

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: loved doin sex crimes with u.

One of my favorite things about myself is I don’t gate keep. If you get into the same weird shit as me, great. one more person I can bother about it

Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes

I’ve never seen overhead aurora in the middle of Minneapolis as bright as I saw tonight. Here are a few more photos with my nice camera (Canon R6, 16-35mm f2.8, 6400iso, 0.8”) slightly edited for contrast and clarity. The shimmering corona was absolutely stunning. #mnwx

emailing someone is not a definitive sign of affiliation. for instance, I hate everyone who has ever emailed me

whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business

I genuinely believe this is a huge part of the LLM worship; half of these people are functionally illiterate

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

There's... a section from Harvey Milk's Hope Speech I feel a bit apt for my thoughts as an answer on this.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

I was p sure it would go this way (SCOTUS has limited time per year to hear cases, and cons nowadays have many bigger priorities than overturning gay marriage) but I'm relieved to be proven right

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate

Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.