We gotta bring back headphone jacks

Sabrina Carpenter is a gen x lounge singer trapped in the body of a Polly Pocket. Sabrina Carpenter is countryfied britpop. Sabrina Carpenter is a paper maché Ann Margaret. Sabrina Carpenter is David Foster Wallace in a peignoir set. Sabrina Carpenter is postmodernism itself. Sabrina Carpenter is.

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remember when everything was its own website? and you went to those sites? and there was stuff on them to look at? that ruled

Started reading Annihilation after rewatching the film and it inspired me to draw something related to

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Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

I'd say the biggest way this premise trips them up is that they attempt a Jim-and-Pam thing with its two leads. Jim and Pam worked not only because they had insane chemistry but because the both of them had absolutely nothing else to live for. No one dreams of selling office supplies

my most millennial habit is that I hate doing anything on my phone, it sucks. if I have the choice, I always do it on a computer, it just feels way easier

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

I actually think it’s good when deeply offputting users have horrible AI avatars. its the 2025 version of this

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

SD Twin Peaks figures made for an issue of Hobby Japan (issue unknown, but safe to say early 90s). Not my scan, so I gotta track down this issue.

Getting an email from the Science Museum touting “adults-only gallery viewing” and I realize it’s because most people are members for their kids. But every time I read it, I feel like they’re advertising like Hedonism II at the Museum.

Bruh

An important update for everyone who was concerned about that skipful of trumpets search.app/astJB

Acrylic ink and gel pen on stone henge paper

There's a girl in this club w a shirt saying "my thoughts have been replaced with Hamilton lyrics" 😂😭

The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years. Pinochet was ousted with a referendum. And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists. Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

This man takes better photos on what are arguably the worst days of his life under fluorescent tube lighting than most of us will take literally ever It's borderline faerie glamour, has anyone tried touching him with a horseshoe to see if it burns

Keith Haring, 1983

Bringing my burner phone registered to a fake identity 3 states over in a faraday bag in case I need to call for evac to OPSECmaxx while Julie, the 53 year old high school teacher and mother of 3 smashes that "SIGN ME UP" button.

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

RIP Robert Redford. You made great salad dressing

Amused at all the tributes that are basically like here lies Robert Redford, who was hot

Thousands of people are marching in London right now to protest the official State Visit to the UK of Jeffrey Epstein's close friend

time for me to man up and fill this out

I think it rocks that when Edvard Munch's buddy went through a bad breakup he painted a bunch of paintings of him looking like this. All dudes should be willing to do this for their buds.

Dan’s pitching heaters and drafting beaters

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

My best lit teacher in HS was an outspoken feminist who went by Ms. MaidenName even after she married a man. My worst was an unapologetic misogynist who made us read all-male authors all year

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"The Sigma Male Grindset" grinding what exactly? other men?

I knew more than I wish I had about what Kirk stood for, but some of the quotes in this piece were still shocking in how vile they were.

I'm sure a million people have already posted it, but any excuse to post the story of Robert Redford not getting cast in The Graduate should be taken

What Robert Redford contributed to American films via Sundance is genuinely immeasurable. He was also an extraordinarily talented director--Ordinary People and Quiz Show are two of the best American studio movies of their eras--and an actor who somehow wore his incredible charisma almost shyly. RIP.

For those who haven't seen this one! Just Poirot left of the triad 😄

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

Peekaboo! 🐈‍⬛🫖 #art #traditionalart #cuteart #illustration

Two studies from this year ✍️

seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are

a tactical carry case (purse) with room for comms gear (phone), ID (wallet), provisions (snacks), water (water), and spare magazines (USB power bank)

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

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pinky gets some help

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13