if you’re a trump voter disappointed with the administration’s attempts to cover up murder, has this guy got a pitch for you

“I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.”

*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels

RIP “Abundance” (2025-2025)

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Lane Kiffin at 12:01 am: Sorry man I dozed off earlier and just seeing this text now

if the quarterback is very clearly being wrapped up and they throw the ball away it needs to be an automatic intentional grounding. we have to do something about this woke nonsense

Introduced this to a couple Zoomers at family Thanksgiving and they basically had a David Attenborough “I don’t like this animal, skip it” reaction m.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5J...

“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!” {me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}

its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made

Eating 100 gyoza but shaking my head the whole time so everyone in the izakaya knows I disagree with Japan’s long-standing xenophobia, toxic patriarchal masculinity, and fascism problems

her: are you stupid? me:

The one guest at the Overlook Hotel 1921 July 4th Ball that the guy in the bear suit absolutely refuses to blow

Chekhov’s Extra Point

thought about the “clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1 am” guy and chuckled for a good 2 minutes

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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...

Trash culture in terminal decline

Wirfs on Poyer

Shout out to Mara, sorry that guy you liked in college fitting this description didn’t text you back or whatever

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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

im not owned! im not owned!!

“I think the Steely Dan song ‘Hey Nineteen’ is about a cool and relatable guy.”

this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict

There are so many bad things happening right now but earlier tonight my brother’s wife gave birth to a 9 pound 15 ounce baby boy and we need to lock in and savor these moments of joy to keep us going. We will fight for a better future for you, my sturdy lad.

ART THOU BORED?

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal

feeling sorry for all the millionaires and billionaires who didn’t get to see this perfect NYC sunset because they fled the city forever today. 😞

Me successfully outbidding the same guy in my fantasy league for three different waiver wire RBs in the past seven days before my team falls to 3-7 this weekend

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Andrew C Andrew C Andrew C can eat a big fat dick Azzopardi can eat a big fat dick Bloomberg can eat a fat dick Yeah

[tearfully] dudes rock

Neo-conservativism presaged Trumpian neo-fascism in several respects. It saw violence as a positive policy option not a defensive last resort. It held laws, norms and the lives of non-white people in total contempt. And many, many centrists either cringed in deference to it or actively collaborated.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Bobby got with Laura Laura got with James James he got with Donna then they buried up his chain Ronnie posed in Flesh World and attracted all the skin freaks They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Twin Peaks

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

"You know why the Allies won World War 2? Because Hitler couldn't win on the road"

lmao when did 1986 Andrew McCarthy lookin mf Cole Bishop turn into Steve Atwater

Whomst among us does not enjoy a bacon, cheese, and egg on an English muffin

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