America literally rejects reality.

Not many people know that he actually invented every prize on Bullseye. bsky.app/profile/impl...

"It's a sense of freedom you don't get with other holidays"

Thinking earlier about this very specific Sliding Doors moment, and wondered how those in the alternate timeline are doing now.

“It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!”

Reform, a bunch of grifters, Tory bin juice, and now the sentient second prize of a meat raffle.

Generative AI

"Hot new snack" = eat like a striking 1980s British miner.

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you

When your dog looks like a mini Klansman, I think we've probably gone too far.

Unsure if food, or random bits of rotting Trump that have fallen off.

Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.

Heading into the (last Friday in my old office and an office move over the) weekend like...

Redbubble are having a Black Friday sale with 35% off selected tees! There’s never been a better time to shop (because I am skint af)! www.redbubble.com/people/docha...

God bless the UK supermarket cats taking the strain for the American shop cats on this their special day

Happy Thanksgiving

Look at that air this derp gets. Incredible skills.

I don't know guys, I'm not sure this is a Labour government. The Reform cosplay might not actually be make believe.

Labour don't want trans people to have toilets, disabled people to have nice cars, or asylum seekers to own jewelry. They really are leaning into this performative cruelty thing. Absolutely contemptible, using the most marginalised in society as political pawns.

Truth

My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation. Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

Timeline cleanser.

When you have to spend billions and boil oceans because you're a witless loser who has never made anybody laugh at a party. Beyond tragic.

This CANNOT be a thing.

How the Twitter Sausage is made.

One day, we'll invent plates.

This is how I look at my tea when mums made me a toad in the hole.

My favorite piece of content today.

he never looks at JD that way

Outstanding. Musk has outdone himself this time. Bet he guzzles it fresh from the "tap".

Extreme wealth tax required to help the mental health of these poor poor people.

The UK has lost its damn mind. Small Boat derangement syndrome is rotting minds.

Imagine being one of the richest people in the world but you choose to spend your days writing cringe LLM guardrail rules to deny the reality that you're a mid intelligence doughy little bitch and terrible father.

Confiscating jewellery from survivors of a war zone makes you look like a fucking Nazi. And the obscene thing is, that is the intention. It's there to look appropriately harsh. Indecent. Filthy. A moral stain. And no-one of good character would have ever proposed such a thing in the first place.

Consider, Epstein, an actual peadophile claimed Donald Trump was the worst person he knew. What an endorsement.

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Hahahaah.... SHUT UP!

Bad news lads, the robot overlords have achieved Jamie Oliver levels of professional cooking.

Why did they train a robot to walk in the style of Joe Biden?

The people celebrating Trump's "genius" 50 year mortgage plan are also the same people who buy into the, "you will own nothing and be happy", conspiracy meme, but their feeble minds operate with such cognitive dissonance that they will never make this connection.

GB News, bunch of dickless quislings.

When you're too fash even for the OG Nazis.

Who knew, starving people wasn't popular.

Nothing says sombre respectful reflection like a dog's arse.

oh REALLY?

That time Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe tried to appeal to a different demographic

“I love you.” “Where’s your fucking poppy?”