Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

You had me at "or current resident"

Yacht rock? Baby I’m on a canoe budget.

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

i doom post so you can doomscroll.

I'm not a liar. I have an English degree. I'm an unreliable narrator.

I always knew that @michaelianblack.bsky.social was funny but didn’t know he was whip smart too. Dude knows the answer to every obscure questions on Have I got news for you— watch on CNN/Max @amberruffin.bsky.social @roywoodjr.bsky.social

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

Extremely disappointed it does not say Ice Cube's a pimp.

Fun fact: Purdue and Marquette are the only power conference teams that did not bring in a transfer last spring.

I'd venture at least 80% of high-major coaches wish they could run their programs the way Shaka and/or Painter run their shops, but a variety of factors (some within their control, some not) make that near-impossible. It's fascinating to see them operate (NIL stuff aside) like it's 2004 in 2024.

Hopefully 50% battery is enough for a trip to the mountains tomorrow. "Can't you charge your phone before you go?" Phone? I'm talking about me. My phone is fine.

People saying Bluesky is an echo chamber don’t realize that I have lots of friends on here who are fans of some of the worst sports teams around.

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

[Matt Gaetz shows up for his confirmation] Chris Hansen: Hi Matt. Why don't you have a seat.

Honestly the internet hasn’t been this fun since JD Vance fucked a couch. Thank you Bluesky! 💁🏼‍♀️🌈💙

Remember that when you get overwhelmed, just take those feelings and stuff them in a box that you can hide deep deep down and forget about until one day someone doesn’t hold the door open for you and you explode in a TJ max at 3pm on a Wednesday

Well I'm fucked.

I think this site is so nice and pleasant due to the sheer volume of Canadians on here. 😍

When you call it DOGE, you are helping Musk boost his crypto holdings. Its not a Department. It is a Federal Advisory Committee. Don't participate in the propaganda. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/a-parade-o...

so much of the administrative state is load bearing

I think the really embarrassing thing is that Canada is probably about to do the exact same thing as the US, except we have to ask King Charles for permission to do it

hey girl are you an essential good manufactured overseas because it feels like it's about to be 20-60% more difficult to get with you

Introduce yourself to the #LongCovid community with a gif

Basically everything they taught me in law school is useless now.

Keep Bluesky weird, y’all.

If you think this influx is great, just wait until Twitter merges with Truth Social.

Still have chills from that Myles Colvin dunk #Purdue

One of the best feeds on here is just a collection of paywall-free/gift news links bsky.app/profile/did:...

Smith is going hard for a triple double tonight. #Purdue

Absolutely devastating for those of us with #LongCovid There are no treatments.

Does Bluesky have any trending function/feature? What are we all talking about on this site? #beginner #help

I’m making a #Purdue sports starter pack to help build our community. Say hi here if you want to be included. #BoilerUp 🚂

I still can't believe this was from my backyard on October 10th. Twitter crushed the video quality when I posted it there, let's see how Bluesky does it.

Now that the #swifties are here it’s over. Twitter exodus is complete and Bluesky won. They don’t play. #welcome

Booo! #Purdue center Daniel Jacobsen out this year after an injury against Northern Kentucky. Hope he heals up soon.

Colorado exceptionalism

Here's a Democracy starter pack of people to learn from in our trying times. go.bsky.app/7L56iCD

Ok but WHY are Texas Tech fans throwing tortillas? How did that become a thing? #buffs #skobuffs #cfb

Having a digital third space is critically important to a functioning society. Hopefully we can reach critical mass here to rebuild what the bro hellscape site used to be. Let’s continue to warmly welcome new members. We are so glad you are here!

If you have #LongCovid / #MECFS or a #Chronicillness, what should be on your holiday wish list? What has made your life easier this year?

My toxic CFB trait? I’m actually watching the Purdue / Ohio State game.

Made it to #Denver and #SouthPark legend Casa Bonita last weekend. Upgraded cliff side dining was worth every penny- great experience and you don’t have to stand in line. Food was good, Man Bear Pig took pics with the kiddos and Black Bart gave me candy which he absolutely assured was not stolen.

An early season snowstorm is expected to clobber much of Colorado and parts of New Mexico starting Friday, with 12 to 20 inches expected south of Denver. It could be its largest first snowstorm of the season in decades.

Emerging from #Twitter like