Fuck Off. Have you been to the louvre. It's nuts. Maybe it's 3 PM and these people are just tired and need a moment to catch up on texts while they rest. Maybe they're looking at maps or translated information. This is stinky doodoo "makes ya think" shit.

Jeg vet det er fåfengt (og tildels også urimelig) å vekte alskens nyhetsdekning opp mot hverandre, men noen ganger blir kontrasten så grell: Det er bokstavelig talt 5 forskjellige ting i denne artikkelen som _alle_ fortjener større skandaleoppslag enn regjeringens løftebrudd i statsbudsjettet. 😲😖🤬

welcome to the miniature wargaming airbrush pipeline! you absolutely need an airbrush, it saves you so much time! oh but you need safety equipment oh and the cleaning oh and here's all the stuff airbrushes aren't that good for by the way your airbrush cleanup process needs to take more time

And he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

Art by • Ted Nasmith

The Star Wars Force Awakens Trailer LEAKED 10 years ago today- where were YOU when it happened?

Was looking for a (granted kind of obscure) song from 1999 and got an AI summary guessing that my query was either a "shitpost", an attempt to abuse AI, or an attempt to "trigger a creepypasta", Sincerely go fuck yourself with this shit haaa

all these motherfuckers have exactly the same face — like a cheeky cartoon piglet brought to life by a witch

yeah man fuck the system! power to the people! what specific thing did this candidate do to break the system though. like what's the specific thing people are mad about you want to redress

I was just talking to someone about the anti-ICE influencer who had their car rammed & was injured by ICE while trying to film ICE for a full thirty seconds before we realized that we were talking about different people who were recently rammed & injured by ICE while trying to film ICE

Jeg husker når jeg jobba i butikk og leste hvert eneste tegneserieblad som kom ut, som vi fikk, og Pondus var det første jeg slutta å lese, fordi det var så lite givende. Trist likevel,sånn for serie-norge, men .. det er litt som når hun som ble superrasist slutta å tegne. Det fins kunstnere nok.

Very confused this morning with all of the posts talking about how weird Mainers are, when my brain keeps trying to put an “r” in the middle of it after last night.

The Duel between Finrod and Sauron

My studios next game is called WarStrikers. It's an extraction shooter set in a world where "Runners" acquire "Tech" and "Artifacts" and "Upload" them for various factions. Everything looks like it was bought from the Unity Asset store clearance shelf. It cost 500 million dollars

No ser det mørkt ut for BI-studentane

NrK fekk kritikk av Kringkastingsrådet for å livestreame Kirk-sendinga. Men om ein trur det har ført til noko fornuftige refleksjonar hos NrK så tru om igjen. Kva er poenget med eit kringkastingsråd når NrK berre kan seie seg uenig med kritikken og fortsette som før?

A new iPhone app, Was It Good For You, uses AI to send you text messages from nonexistent sexual partners praising your coital prowess - no fucking required

brand analysts and merchandise market gurus suggest the net value to the dodgers getting to beat the blue jays who haven't been there in recent memory vs beating the mariners who have never been there before estimated at over $600 M

If the blue jays don't win the world series i'm going to cry again

Smerte

I will of course be cheering against America, the Great Satan, in the World Series.

if they pull it off maybe they'll revive dr jay, who's like dr who but his tardis was a giant gear bag and he worked for the toronto blue jays. his tardis must reek like balls.

mariners

(picking up guy in the gutter who has had his teeth kicked in and can barely stand after his kneecap was exploded) congrats man. now you get to play the dodgers. go get em

For et ekkelt lite drittland vi er i ferd med å bli.

Til venstre: Christiania, 1888 Til høyre: Oslo, 2025

imagine explaining a $1.3 million bill for medical care to somebody who lives in a country where people aren't required to do things like ration their insulin. ACA being better than what we had before is a different statement than saying it is a good and durable health care policy regime

I swear these are getting worse

It's actually quite bad and a lot of people are just in denial about it

Please help out, things are extremely uncertain with the state of the ceasefire right now!

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

So, of course, I agree on the need to ditch feudalism, but the question is 'then what do you teach' because you need a simple foundational model for a World History class. It can't be 'the beautiful complexity of interrelated systems that...' It's kinda gotta be one thing with a name.

Proving that the First World War was one of the weirdest of wars, in German East Africa some British troops disguised their horses as zebras.

Norske bibliotek har besøksrekord, utlånsrekord, arrangementsrekord. Samtidig planlegger 40 prosent av kommunene å kutte i tilbudet.

Jeg tror en av grunnene til at folk utafor sektoren blir sjokkerte over eksplosjonen i antall ledere, lederlønninger og ledelse generelt i helsetjenestene våre er at de lever i en fortid der pasientbehandling var det eneste vi produserte. Men ledelse er et sjølstendig og likeverdig produkt.

At ledelse er et selvstendig fag, hvis suksess måles i fravær av støy rundt ledelsen, er godt illustrert i denne artikkelen om en tidligere leder i Nrk, Banenor og Norsk Tipping som klager over at han ikke fikk drevet nok med faget ledelse i ledelsesjobben. www.vg.no/nyheter/i/Pp...

Jeg ville gitt tenåringen min skryt for å ha installert en app som tok vare på privatlivet hens og at de hadde tenkt såpass mye over alt man gir fra seg i sosiale medier. Ikke begynt å tenke "hva faen skjuler du for meg?!?!?" Det er jo en psykopatisk tankegang.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

Go Mariners ✊😔 We'll just gotta get them next game!

it's so cool that sumo wrestlers have to live a monkish life of seclusion and ritual in order to get really good at pushing guys over in three seconds

Human artists!? Use one piece to convince people to follow you !

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

we've had what, 15-20 years of drone war targeted assassination? It is magical thinking. Any other military operation has a clear goal and can be said to fail or succeed. Drone assassination's unfalsifiable because victories happen every strike but yet no goal is ever accomplished.

Going back for one more game of Seattle Mariners playoff baseball.

DENNIS