tatsuki fujimoto fucking hates gavin newsom

Horny trans women are the backbone of any good social media scene

sometimes Vtuber fans are more entertaining

If I wasn't lazy I would photoshop operator gear

I could take a bullet better than this child ever could

"Hey what was that big flash of light in the Pacific?" "The USS Carl Vinson. We drummed out all the women and weaklings who ran the nuclear reactor, and a team of tier 1 operators tried to put out a fire with a creatine. Anyway the reactor was woke and it's gone now."

It is almost time for my favorite trans femme discourse! Is it okay to joke about fucking a pumpkin?

I wanna push my cold nose into her belly and nibble uwu

2 more nights!!

it's sexy to get it together

It’s important to remember people have been wanting to fuck cartoons since the beginning of time

Persona/Metaphor don't have a blank slate mc. Just because it let's you get an ending wrong doesn't mean there isn't canon story

If I am lucky, this transfer goes through tonight and tomorrow is my last night on the street. I miss sleeping

Give me the strength to not tell the racist person next me about kabbalah (she is currently going on about how only white people can be witches and they have been blessing her and that is her proof jews aren't white

giga-wealthy long-established fiction author: -won't give you extreme yuri that sates a deep-set need to see women transcend the conventional bounds of physically possible intercourse -might donate to far right orgs with the money indie transfem author: -will make the yuri -spends the money on rent

I wish I saved this artist (if anyone knows please tag them)

I want teriyaki :( gotta manifest pretty girl with teriyaki... and a strong drink and some edibles and a cig and a cuddle and a suckable dick and at least a back seat

If you see this, quote repost with a GIF of your first ever anime

Chat I think walking dozens of miles a day on concrete on a calorie deficit, month late on shot, with a 25lb bag on my back is bad for my knees

You don't have to give it up to ISIS but... is he wrong?

I want to marry this bird

Seattle would be a beautiful city to be an unemployed girlfriend in

Ive spent most of my day watching harbor seals and reading alan moore. Almost a good enough day to forget my current hell

women can do anything

Sex on a train would fix me

Not to be ungrateful. Wtf it takes so long to process (not transfer) a gfm!!!

A sunny and joyous weekend got me to forget that seattle loves to rain

The only good transphobe is a dead transphobe. I said what I said.

Want to wake up feeling wanted and safe. Not have the worsd "genuflect" yell 1000 times

post something random of have an awful october

Coworkers

i need to fuck an elf unprotected ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Just did a 2 hour hike around this district. Please clap for me

This processing transfer needs to happen quick. I forgot how paranoid this shit makes me.

I can tell the sleep dep. is starting to hit because I am narrarating in a shitty french accent all my issues.

They are still fighting. Other people are trying to get them to stop so they housed people don't call the cops

there aren’t a lot of purely good things on the internet but “you have to share Tom Holland doing Umbrella” is one of them

As a homeless person. Listening two dorky homeless people fight is embarrassing. Yall have bigger things to worry about right this second than if he moved your bag.

i did 9/11 ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

*to the tune of Take Me To Church by Hozier* transgender dykes

sherlock: leave me. i must go into my mind palace sherlock, in mind palace: [swatting away the word "PENIS"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "BALLS"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "GOATSE"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "PENIS" again]

Dorky white woman save me Save me dorky white woman

I want a dds1+2 remake more than a wife

Turns out mpreg is aleady real but "men" are crying about having to give birth through their boy hole smh

Reading stories of old men becoming women is going to ruin how I talk

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie; But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

I could be cuddling with someone indoors but she had to work open to close TT_TT

HIM is a 7/10 that only gets hate because the Peele branding ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳