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yeah if you drive a car you may wanna gas up today idk

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.

I’m horrified by the shootings targeting Minnesota lawmakers, including Senator John Hoffman and State Rep. Melissa Hortman. Violence is never the answer. Never. I'm holding everyone affected by this attack in my heart.

New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.

Two companies being sued over the failure of the Washington Bridge allege that the state concealed the bridge's true condition before a rehabilitation project was put out to bid in 2021, reports @alexandraleslie.bsky.social.

Gavin Newsom absolutely sucker-punching Trump in the gut could fix me, I’m sure of it.

Eventually, when all is said and done, we will realize that the United States owes Kamala Harris a presidency.

remember yesterday lol that was a day

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

My only regret is that we don’t have Azealia Banks reporting from the inside this time

Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

When a pregnant woman is having a medical emergency, doctors are required by law to provide life-saving care. That includes abortions. Donald Trump and RFK Jr. think they should be the ones to make decisions in emergency rooms — not your doctor. This will hurt women everywhere.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Former Dean who stared at a university budget for much too long: the Administration’s efforts to prevent Harvard from enrolling international students isn’t about Harvard. Harvard will not live or die on tuition dollars. You better believe most private universities and colleges will. 1/5

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

Wednesday is short for jfc it's only wednesday

This should be the end of Noem’s career in public life. It almost certainly won’t be, however, which is itself damning.

This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?

what do you even say at this point

40 years ago on this date, police dropped a bomb on a West Philadelphia neighborhood

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When Trump finds out the new Pope hates his guts, it’s going to break his brain.

once again my full throated support and endorsement for any democrat who pursues criminal legal accountability for the DOGE boys. and i’d be fine with shipping these guys to the Hague

The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he: - Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus - Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies - Retweeted twice about the Pope's health - Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.

From the account of the new Pope.

The new Pope is an American (from Chicago), Robert Francis Prevost

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

Today we honor the flippered citizens of our icy nation. Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday

NEW: The Trump administration deported a 2-year-old U.S. citizen on Friday. Hours later, a conservative judge who tried to intervene warned of his "strong suspicion" that the administration "just deported a U.S. citizen with no meaningful process."

okay so we know he’s an evil narcissistic pathological liar and all that, but I read through this whole thing and like… this is legit cognitive impairment, right? time.com/7280114/dona...

so, arresting judges should be more than enough reason for complete obstruction at in the house and senate. complete obstruction. anything you can do. interrupt proceedings, deny consent, holds on nominations. everything.

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Almost nobody is ok with it. But was it on your local news today? If not, nobody is going to know about it in order to not be OK with it. Ppl oppose almost everything this administration is doing, when they’re told what those things are. But most people aren’t!

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

God: What was your last act on earth? Pope: Absolutely bodying JD Vance. God: Welcome home, my child.

No matter your religion or lack there of, if you care about humanity and decency, you mourn deeply the loss of Pope Francis. He was a tower of decency and a true moral force, perhaps the only one who commanded widespread respect.

He was good at poping. A rare quality among senior catholics, but one I hope they can find again.

The Pentagon is in "total chaos" and Pete Hegseth is unlikely to remain in his role, according to its former top spokesperson, who painted a scene of dysfunction, backstabbing and missteps at the highest levels of the department. "The building is in disarray." www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

Just saw a group of school children booing a passing Tesla, and it wasn’t even a cyber truck