ASDF. IYKYK.

Okay but the Portland farmers market is a well known hotspot for the notorious Venezuelan gang Trendy Arugula

Comic: “Labels” #comic #tylenol

# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon The Guardian: 1st paragraph BBC: 4th paragraph AP: 5th paragraph Time: 6th paragraph Politico: 8th paragraph NPR: 9th paragraph CNN: 10th paragraph NBC: 12th paragraph Fox News: never mentions

So much fucking bullshit. It's a weak president who threatens the nation, not a strong one. Trump is a weakling, a coward, and a fool.

One of the SICKEST Trick Plays I’ve ever seen! Wildcat Zone Read Keep + Late Lateral Double Pass

Narrator: “They did not stop.”

EDGE OF TOMORROW 2 Reportedly Set to Begin Filming in Late 2026

A programming note.

94 down. Six to go. Just a beautiful sunrise and Rockapella covering the Beatles. Have a great day.

The Seattle Mariners clinching a first round bye in the playoffs.

“What a dumb win.” - @ericmcgrath.bsky.social

Can you win the game in the first quarter?

Bad words. Bad words. Bad words.

And THIS is the moment that Prime crashes.

You heard the lady.

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” - Everyone

Randy stealing 2nd means Cal gets walked. I don’t feel great about that. Any other way to see this besides selfish? I like Randy, but we are here to watch Cal hit.

Katie Couric spoofed Sydney Sweeney's controversial denim ad to draw attention to colon cancer awareness.

personally I love what Jon Gannon and Kyler Murray are building in AZ they should both be extended

Mariners officially have a first round bye 🙌🏻

It's a beautiful time to be a fan of Seattle sports.

AL WEST CHAMPS

Cal has so many more great seasons ahead of him.

THE @MARINERS ARE AL WEST CHAMPS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001! #CLINCHED

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

The #Mariners are champions of the AL West! Cal Raleigh homered twice to reach 60 on the season as the M's beat the Rockies 9-1 to seal up their first division title since 2001. sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...

BIGGEST WIN DANCE CIRCLE WITH THORNTON IN THE MIDDLE OF

Babe Ruth Roger Maris Mark McGuire Sammy Sosa Barry Bonds Aaron Judge You now have some company Cal Raleigh has now entered your exclusive club

Cal Raleigh... 60!

SIXTY home runs for Cal Raleigh

OH MY GOD HE DID IT

The 2025 AL MVP is going to hit 60+ home runs. #TridentsUp🔱

Cal Raleigh is the MVP

“Cal Raleigh”

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

2-0 #SeaKraken get into the zone and sustain pressure before a great pass by Meyers sets up Morrison net front. Nice finish, too

Cal is stronk.

CAL RALEIGH. NO. 59. LOOK AT WHERE THIS BASEBALL LANDS!!!

Cal. Superstar. MVP. Seems like a good guy too. 59!

93 down, 7 to go. Huge night for my #Mariners last night, as they come back to beat the Rockies and secure a spot in the postseason. Another win tonight (or an Astros loss) and they can clinch the AL West. It’s going to be a good day. #Boise #Idaho

Cal Raleigh…

Might as well

Awesome.

The prettiest X I’ve ever seen. Go get that Y tomorrow

I can’t stop smiling. You gotta love these guys. Let’s do this again tomorrow.

Well deserved. Pay this man. Keep him here.

ALSO PAY JOSH NAYLOR WHATEVER HE WANTS GIVE HIM THE SPACE NEEDLE FOR ALL I CARE JUST EXTEND HIM

Our Seattle Mariners are going to the playoffs!!! #TridentsUp🔱