NO!!!!!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING STAPLE REMOVER

Period 💅

You know what, what the mariners do in Florida is honestly none of my business

Mexico will request criminal charges over 17 Mexicans who died in ICE custody or during immigration enforcement operations by the Trump admin.

intriguing

Mbappe doing Mbappe things 🇫🇷

Think I’d be great at soccer. I regularly go 90 mins without accomplishing one goal

Every city should have a Mayor Mamdani

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

Meet Chimi, Churri, and Malbec, named by their care team after traditional foods and drinks from their native range of Argentina and Chile. These growing, one-month-old Magellanic penguin chicks have reached a big milestone and are now eating whole fish all on their own! 🐧

If you need me for anything, I'll be sitting in a tequila ice bath with a large straw

It's already 90° here at 10am. On our way to 102° Thinking about moving to Antarctica... Anybody know where they serve the best tacos?

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

The past few weeks of World Cup travel have been so great. So many wonderful people - but I want to give a special shoutout to Seattle, easily my favorite amongst the host cities I've visited. So many kind, beautiful people. The city has handled the tournament tremendously.

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

Egypt is putting on a soccer master class

Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.

Seattle has been everything that an American World Cup host city could dream of being. I’ll be home in a few days, to begin the process of looking at what this summer’s legacy will be. But I won’t forget the time spent here, in a city that does it among the best of any in our country.

“Ugh, as if it’s not bad enough that the US is out, so is The Mountain—ah, fuck, it’s beautiful,” said local Team USA fan Chris Swanson.

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

We got Knicks'd Then smoked

Spiritually Jarred Kelenic

The atmosphere here is incredible, rivaling the Super Bowl parade from just a few months ago. What a year for Seattle and football.

WOW. Spain with the dub, and still hasn't given up a goal. Wild.

Tired: ANTIFA Wired: ANTIFIFA

WOW what a save for Spain. Fuck outta here, Ronaldo

IT’S MATCHDAY IN SEATTLE! 🇺🇸

cocaine helicopter walked so concacaf cocaine could run

this match is drunk on moonshine made by a guy with one tooth called Jebediah Sooth by moonlight with the blood of a witch

MSG is basic; if T and T were *really* something, they’d have gotten married at the Azteca.

Mexico will not go quietly

¡Viva México! 🇲🇽

It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.

A hero’s welcome for the Cabo Verde team arriving home ❤️

Under the "mistaken identity" clause FIFA has transferred Balogun's red card to Clint Dempsey who is currently serving 53 consecutive suspensions on behalf of world football.

Pausa de Suspensión

Please enjoy this wholesome moment of Randy Johnson rocking his new grandson at the Diamondbacks game tonight

There's a perverse symbolism in the legacy of White racism sheltering under the bowers of all African Americans have done for this country while patiently waiting for the chance to go back to insisting we are a drain upon their society and that they never needed us at all.

Throwing my phone away seems reasonable

On behalf of my dog, I detest fireworks with every fiber of my being. She's cowering in a corner. My heart is breaking for her... Honestly, what the fuck are you celebrating anyway? Have to get offline now before I start telling people to fuck off with their happy 4th posts. But yeah, fuck off!!

Bluesky is the official app of sports, AEW, perverts, and people scolding the first three groups for posting.

In my house when Cape Verde loses we make pasta...

That game man. Just wow

Let the announcer run out of breath please

Nooooooooooooo 😭

Some of you are still posting about politics and I need you to understand that Bluesky is now a Cabo Verde stan platform thank you for your attention

The bravery this Cabo verde team is playing with is absolutely remarkable.

Cabo Verde, one of the best stories this Men’s World Cup, has equalized in extra time. The fans here at T-Mobile Park for batting practice started cheering once it was shown on the screen. #FIFAWorldCup #TridentsUp