Please remember not to post your Rapture spoilers. Some of us live on the west coast and want to be surprised.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

america please get a second opinion

If you've ever wanted to travel to nowhere, Amtrak has a Palm Springs station with no payphones, no wifi, no restroom, no water fountain and no indoor waiting room that's conveniently located a mile from civilization — a Wendy's just off the freeway. Oh, and it only arrives and departs around 2am 😬

Dressed in black for the Astros funeral 🙏🏼

I can't believe I have to spend the next 24 hours reminding myself to breathe

This is...incredible?????

Sounders fan we all chipping in for the Etsy witch or what? 😉

It's so pretty 😍

Over the next six games, the #Mariners just need some combination of three wins or Astros losses to win the AL West and some combination of four wins or Tigers losses to secure a first-round bye. They could accomplish both before the Dodgers even step foot in Seattle.

I don’t think it’s dramatic to say that the Mariners sweeping the Astros is one of the biggest series wins they’ve ever pulled off. What a squad.

In what I'm hearing is a land far far away, THE Seattle Mariners just swept that team from Houston and put a big ol' dent in their playoff hopes 🔱 #goms

C'mon M's... I don't have the bandwidth for chaos

Catching up on two Kraken goals⬇️ Jaden Schwartz scored a backhanded shot Jani Nyman with a slaps shot, again with a primary assist to Kaapo Kakko. I love the Finn-to-Finn connection. Canucks 1 - 4 @seattlekraken.com 3:44 left in P2 #SeaKraken #SeattleKraken

Ooooo I got up to put dishes away and 3 goals happened! 🤣 Yay Kraken! 🩵🦑

SEATTLE KRAKEN GOALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! 2-1!!!!!!! #SeaKraken

🙏🏻🔱

🫦 #goms

Waiting for that in-game interview to end was worse than sitting at the world's longest red light

the world’s on fire but my baseball team has a catcher with a huge butt and 58 home runs

CAL MF'IN RALEIGH!

hearing reports of mariners

John Paul with the GRAND SALAMI! 🔱 #goms

We accept all runs, thank you

All loaded up

Time for your closing statement, gentlemen #goms

Final: Seahawks 44, Saints 13. The Seahawks improve to 2-1 with a Thursday night game in Arizona coming up next.

just absolutely bonkers

Hey Senator, have you seen this? Imagine what a functional opposition party could do with this: file articles of impeachment against Homan, demand hearings, deny unanimous consent and grind all other business to a halt until this bribery is addressed. Oh well. Good post though...

what a shot from jenny buchanan

Wish @mariners would post on here. They shared this great meme on Facebook:

BIG MAPLE!!!!!!!!!! I SCREAMED!!!!!

Bring that trophy back to the west side #Huskies #AppleCup 💜

I still cant believe he caught that.

lol omg

You can actually pinpoint the second where the Astros heart rips in half

YOUR FIRST PLACE MARINERS! #goms

Interception! Huskies score! 44-24! Bow Down WOOF

With tonight's win, the Seattle Mariners capture the season series against each of their AL West Division opponents for the first time since 2018. #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners

Ballgame!!! The Astros just found out the Mariners didn't come to Houston to fuck around! 🔱 #goms Ps. Thanks to the Guardians and an M's win, Houston doesn't hold a playoff spot

Touchdown Huskies! Woof!

Get back in the box

I don't like the chaos

OMG the fucking stones

Well shit

The vibes are excellent

Kirby is in THE zone!