You would think that if a President already had a sub-40% approval rating, he would not then survive official confirmation of his being a pedophile rapist. And yet.

I would be utterly thrilled to rid the Democratic Party of everyone who was pals with Jeffrey fucking Epstein why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy

It was great committing [specific crimes] with you! Attached is the selfie we took while committing the crime. Remember how [witnesses] were there and observed it? Good times. Hope to commit many more premeditated crimes with you soon. Best, [full name] [address] [SSN]

Media standards: 1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention. 2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing. Way too many think that’s journalism.

Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"

this nambla meeting could have been an email

Katie Wilson y’all.

NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days

Wilson's win means an end to heavy-handed corporate patronage in the mayor's office going back to 2013, a lineage running from the serial child predator who resigned in disgrace to the mayor who inherited all his donors & teargassed the city, to the guy who supported both of them to the bitter end

Spent 9 months deporting people who work for a living and slapping a sales tax on everything, and now my advisors are saying the economy is getting bad?

He just like me fr fr

read Matthew's latest to hear about how Ben Gibbard's "friend" hit him with the most devastating sports reverse jinx I've ever heard of during the ALCS game 7: www.gq.com/story/death-... #Mariners

This is terrorism, full stop. These mfs gotta pay for this

THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago

did no one watch "her" with joaquin phoenix and scarjo? the point of the movie was *don't* fall in love with a computer. mfs missed the plot entirely. don't: fuck a chatbot do: go to therapy we good on this??? we clear?

Scams on scams on scams

yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir

Until the sun burns out

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵

Richest country in the history of the world. Btw sorry about your cancer we totally know how to treat but you gotta die penniless in a gutter because you aren’t one of the twenty people we’ve decided to dig up all the riches of the earth for. Also we’ll murder your orphans if they’re gay btw

The perfect video from a karaoke night doesn’t exi—

*bong rip* is a breastaurant for leg guys a thighner

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

del Toro’s Frankenstein is a damn near perfect retelling of the story, wow😭

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Some MaiLLbag action for you. @jakemailhot.com gave me a softball that was very relevant to my interests www.lookoutlanding.com/news/136708/... @lookoutlanding.bsky.social #Mariners

Dispatches from the Mariners team store where a) you must ring a door bell to get in b) postseason merch is not on sale & still embarrassingly overpriced c) u can get a Rivas or Bazardo game worn joint for a cool $500 ea d) or WS hero Will Klein for $350

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Oh you mean the app full of people who like to fact-check jokes all really like baseball, the Sport for Nerds? QUELLE SURPRISE

The most peak dad text

"A.i." is racist because its inputs are racist and this use of it will also be racist. Inexcusable. Ban this wicked product from your life as much as you possibly can.

BREAKING: Trump administration must fully fund food aid benefits by Friday, US judge rules reut.rs/3LtkSQz

The sweetener is we'll rehire the people we illegally fired lmao I swear to God if anyone agrees to any of this you're a mark-ass mark

Some on the far right want to repeal the 19th amendment. Many more share a coercive, patriarchal view of women. I wrote about this and how the far right sees subjugating women as key to building the sort of electorate they need to win. @liberalcurrents.com www.liberalcurrents.com/women-should...

Every Confederate officer should have been executed. We'd better get it right this time.

(puts baseball bat in car just in case)

gotta say this whole business about ‘electing a muslim mayor is basically pissing on the graves of 9/11 victims’ is just…just shockingly racist stuff i mean what else is there to say about it

If anyone re-opens the government, they're trying to help Trump. We won big while Mike shut down the government to protect Trump from the Epstein Files release. They won't seat Grijalva. Offer up to the Rs that you'll re-open the government if they seat Grijalva first. Guarantee they won't agree.

How? Personality of a thumb + the disastrously incompetently run Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim + late career injuries that waylay most center fielders = an aging, replacement level non-marketable player Doesn’t change the fact that he was THEE scariest hitter in the AL from 2011-2019, 1000%

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

In 2019, Sawant pulled off the most classic Seattle late voter reversal as subsequent tallies overcame a 9-point Election Night deficit www.capitolhillseattle.com/2019/11/reve...

This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!

on dick cheney’s legacy The Legacy of Dick Cheney youtu.be/4jHonla5GYY

shit, that's top shelf bluesky

Can’t stop laughing at this