Could it be… he ate a whole turkey today?

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

Me when I get myself a paper clip

Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.

Zohran says you’re trans now

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

It's Spooky month, so I'm reposting this classic: (I'm so sorry)

life is mainly about eating different sandwiches

his ass ain’t typing

happy birthday undertale

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

I ate ALL MY VEGETABLES. Heres what happened:

The wizard will now install your software

America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive

Fucked up that people still supported her after this

TIL not only is the high five less than 40 years old, it's also a gay pride symbol sanitized and appropriated by straights.

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.

It is Time. #Zoobe #Rabbit #4thOfJuly

playing a gigglelike with happiness elements and smilebuilding

i would like it a lot of zohran did whatever it takes to keep lander involved with the campaign. ride a tandem bike with him in your ads man this is great stuff

NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up

a former governor scion of a political dynasty losing to a 33 year old is a world historic crashout

ZOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHRRRRAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN WINNNIIINNNGGGG???????????????? HEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont know whats going on with my dreams man

ive decided its cute to call this my pet bubble. it is not a level it is my pet bubble who helps me

soooooooooo excited that i can vote for zohran ahee hee <3

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

having a difficult time understanding why scooby doo's mom received a card that said "so sorry to see you like this" after having scooby

Reminder:

Holy fuck The SBaHJ Subway Vent Shaft is real

Shut the fuck up

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

Add a little vinegar and baby you got a dressing going