たまに変な顔をしますがぼくは可愛いです。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I make weird faces sometimes, but I'm cute.

A lot of people don't realize this

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

"he's too scary, he can't go to the beach" - my niece, concerning charizard

Whoa

Two lines of pigs doing a zipper merge

made this edit for when you dont rember happy day. just a little look into my twisted mind...

My succulent pige

*🐖* hhnnn Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwauuuuwauowauu

I also met a weard thing

Yuuup it's pig

Aaron Paul is Poogle (Source: tinyurl.com/5n8kws4m)

I will send you to hell.

Five Nights at Uni’s?

If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.

A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:

5 year old backloggd: duplo blocks: 2/5, abandoned robot toys: 3/5, completed pretend: 5/5, playing green army men: backlog, wishlist tag: 1/5, abandoned review: i'm so sick of these asymettrical games bro. even with tagbacks nerfed it's so unbalanced

Its brain fell out 🤷‍♂️ Not my problem.

Ok, I'll explain. Grandpa Tal's barrels will come rolling down the hill. You must dodge the barrels to get to Grandpa Tal's house. The white line is the goal. Do you understand?

what's up it's trane

This is Uni's strongest punch! :3

AAHHHHH!!!!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Are you actually Uni…?

youth fascination with technology...!

Hello, hello! Ha ha ha!! Driving is fun!! You thought my teacher made me do this as punishment? Ha ha ha!! I'm too old to go to school anymore. I'm already 36 years old. But it's really fun!! I drove 20,000 laps already! Why don't you drive with me!!

Sweet darling googoo i met over the weekend

in my capacity as a public intellectual i have contributed to this roundtable on "gooning" www.thechatner.com/p/but-pornos...

hi everybody it's the piglet minute. some are saying he is a sort of "Animal"

A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste

We are fucked

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

This video garnered thousands of comments on TikTok pondering what he’s doing his b-man blast at— fleas, eye floaters, laser pointer mental illness, his reflection, im forcing him with electroshocks… only I know the truth. I’ll never tell them. (It’s a gnat)

No one knows his true darkness

Uni sometimes turns into a square :3

So-called “dark humorists” when the court jester’s ribald satire seeks to geld thy Lord or Lady’s reputation rather than that of a foolish peasant or rival squire

晩ごはんの後はにんげんの片付けが終わるまでここでのんびり #猫 #ねこ #猫のいる暮らし #保護猫 #茶白猫 #cat

Truth nuke

dark cooper tribute

Sailor Moon at an amusement park in Belgrade

Uuunbabo? - Un..unbabo! - What are you saying?

Two people, used only as weapons, are forced together by the shackles of duty to fight a divine foe. Mutual loathing and repressed desires collide, hot and bleeding. The Vow is a 300 page dark fantasy graphic novel, with art by @feralroyal.bsky.social and words by me. 18+ only. physical // digital

i am trying. to wash my hands.