Didn't recognize this one, but it is from the Female Undead Merchant's EXTREMELY GOOD rant when you try to attack her.

A porcupinefish was left behind in a tide pool 🐡𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎ I’m searching for Fugunoe, a cymothoid isopod that parasitizes pufferfish, so I checked. …None this time. Sorry for waking you up while you were sleeping💤

they put the cable tie on me again so i dont bisect my lady friend in a fit of passion

triple wolverine maneuver

i get so gay off that tequila

수지야 딸기먹자

please uni...have mercy...

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️

Don't let it slip away.

I think this kid might be all talk

bro's missing out on candle

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

hey

Pa pa pah... pa pa pah

just a bird with a banana, as God intended, sir. me, a bird, with a banana as big as my body. you ask me why I sing? and yet you see me here, a bird, with a banana as big as my body

There was a bunny anywhere

お鼻ピカピカ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: My nose is shiny.

Bam! Boom! Kabooom! I love my cool game!

WE ARE FUCKED

Today on the b-man show: whispers, bean spreadin’, and one fancy prance

たまに変な顔をしますがぼくは可愛いです。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I make weird faces sometimes, but I'm cute.

A lot of people don't realize this

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

"he's too scary, he can't go to the beach" - my niece, concerning charizard

Whoa

Two lines of pigs doing a zipper merge

made this edit for when you dont rember happy day. just a little look into my twisted mind...

My succulent pige

*🐖* hhnnn Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwauuuuwauowauu

I also met a weard thing

Yuuup it's pig

Aaron Paul is Poogle (Source: tinyurl.com/5n8kws4m)

I will send you to hell.

Five Nights at Uni’s?

If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.

A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:

5 year old backloggd: duplo blocks: 2/5, abandoned robot toys: 3/5, completed pretend: 5/5, playing green army men: backlog, wishlist tag: 1/5, abandoned review: i'm so sick of these asymettrical games bro. even with tagbacks nerfed it's so unbalanced

Its brain fell out 🤷‍♂️ Not my problem.

Ok, I'll explain. Grandpa Tal's barrels will come rolling down the hill. You must dodge the barrels to get to Grandpa Tal's house. The white line is the goal. Do you understand?

what's up it's trane

This is Uni's strongest punch! :3

AAHHHHH!!!!

that’s right beg you miserable worm