I think about this tweet every day

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

An Advent calendar where every day is another photo of someone famous laughing with Jeffrey Epstein.

half-remembering a meme about how if you ignore the environment or assume it to be equal you'd come to the conclusion that most popes have been italian because of some genetic predisposition towards popery present in the people of italy. in isolation IQ tests are basically just that

I never realised how funny the guild wars skill icons are for ritualist

babe wake up they're achieving whole new levels of things nobody wants

FUCK!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

game design 101

My problems with my appearance melt away when I am in a newfound social group that gives me attention on my own terms. A social group I wouldn't have been able to access had I never transitioned.

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

Imagine how funny it would be if he just randomly died cause he tripped badly though

pope saw the Metroid Prime 4 footage and thought he needed to chime in

Really enjoyed E1 of Pluribus and I'm invested and excited to see where it goes but so disappointed that they had to do the most frustrating of queer tropes in the very first episode. Now I'll always be imagining how good this *could* have been if not for that.

no offense to the dead but real funerals are really bad compared to online ones. there are a lot more emojis you can use in a discord funeral you just have to get them in quick before the obvious ones like 🙏🪦💀 so it doesn't hit the emoji limit before you can react with :alientwerk: and :deadalien:

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

I bet if you slapped any one of these characters they'd sound like a traffic cone.

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

lol

feeling dysphoric but at least one dick is gone

Imagine getting no-scoped by WontWeeshtXX_1971

You already know who this is about

you shouldn't have nazi tattoos, in my opinion

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine. If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog

fun how jk rowling going full scorched earth attack at emma watson was triggered not by watson attacking her, but by her giving some feeble wishy-washy statement about still loving her despite their disagreements

I FOUND IT

Chronos waiting on his rock in hades 2 while I rummage through my trinket box instead of talking to him

turkey time

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

Not Regina Spektor :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

SO WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

Massive Attack leaving Spotify is going to devastate my sex playlist. Which is my 2nd least used playlist after the one I have for when I'm in a good mood.

What would Orwell think about a huge face on a gigantic screen telling a crowd of people they should wage war on foreigners and dissidents? No way of knowing, I guess.

I mean... minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

The fact that both the WSJ and the Guardian have retracted their trans and leftist stories related to the shooter and now a day later a new one is being formed about a possible "trans roommate or lover" shows how desperate they are to pin this on someone who is LGBTQ+

Searching endlessly through archives of ancient scrolls and muttering long forgotten truths could fix me

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

Curse of Enchantia / Amiga / Core Design / 1992

The whole shtick of a sitcom is that we watch an unwise character make decisions that quickly escalate a very manageable situation. During their writing sessions did Arthur Mathews simply ask "and then what would you do, Graham?"

If you see Glinner under a bridge asking who goes trip trap, make a scene. And if that doesn't work, charge him with your horns.

you heard the man. don't comment on this guy's head, please.

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

I never want to see Gervais in a bathtub unless it’s a photo taken by a forensic detective