About to have some America inside me

💗Girl summer💗

I just saw a fox down on the shore!!!

Ok this is a truly great tweet

I thought to myself "And most people don't even know that Patrick Bateman and Tyler Durden are supposed to be the same person" before I thought a little more and realized that the two characters are from entirely different books

There’s a marginally housed couple in my neighborhood that we’ve helped out a bunch. At some point they got my number. And then we started getting texts asking for money for food or rides to court and I really helped as much as I could. The money really started to add up though

A guy on the street told me I looked strange and then proceeded to tell me I was the spitting image of his wife?! I told him that his wife must be really pretty

Sat down on a penny in my hot car and literally burned my ass 😭

Had an intense dream last night where I was asking my brother not to grow up to be a terrible person (too late)

I'd really love to see some more movement on this my partner still hasn't been able to find work and I have had to go to the ER for worsening health conditions. I'm more scared than I've ever been and we're doing our best to find and keep working despite it

I’m so thankful for my friends who make me feel safe and loved.

Does anyone else remember None Pizza Left Beef en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_Pi...

Yarfing is not my preferred way to spend a warm evening!!! !

Please can anyone help me raise $50 now to stay sheltered tomorrow?

That's right, warm weather means it gets rowdy in the neighborhood :/

There were so many turtles at the cemetery yesterday!

Kurt Cobain was such a fucken rad Riot Grrrl 🖤

Synced up the Polyend Tracker to the Syntakt

Advisory: I am cute and high

Caturday

I love living in the city, in half an hour I can get a steak bomb and a point of Ben and Jerry’s delivered to my door

I think I've come full circle and I like Comic Sans now

My wife has been house / pet sitting for a week now and I am sad and wish they were home with me!

My work just rolled out a ticketing system where every piece of work I do and every email I send or receive theoretically becomes a ticket and I'm supposed to clock in and out of it via a web interface. If I close the tab, the logged time is gone. I hate this so much

This left a circular black splatter of startup soot from the exhaust on my neighbors car 😬

I’m really not liking the adversarial stance the Bsky team is having toward anyone marginalized and I’m not sure where to go. Like, I don’t feel like this platform deserves traffic from my unpaid posting just because I have Posting Fever and the only cure is to post

It’s wild that this dude who we’ve seen walking on the street and off in the hinterlands for YEARS turns out to be my wife’s new internet bestie who turns out to even have multiple mutual friends in different cities

The problem with fighting online porn bans is that nobody wants to admit to looking at porn

It seems like no matter who, if you really get to know someone else you’ll find out just how totally nuts they are (I include myself in this!)

Once again someone has overdosed next door to my house

Saw an Instagram reel where people who I took to be about my age were saying the year of their birth and the joke turned out to be that people who were born in 1999 are old and now my 1980s ass feels ancient

I told my wife that ballmaxxing is a thing and their immediate response was “they hit their balls with hammers?”

Someone should make tabi shoes with cats on them

I love this little beast and her companionship so much

Having big feelings about calling my mom for Mother’s Day given that I love her but she is also a lot and has not done a lot of the personal work she really should have

The accounts that followed me for talking about maine politics are going to be in for a surprise next time I post a picture of my butt

The thing about calling Graham Platner a Nazi is that you’re saying you think all the progressive organizations in Maine and most but not all progressive people in Maine are Nazi supporters or have been otherwise duped. I’ve seen what Nazis do and they aren’t speaking against ICE war and genocide

Today I got to see a mama duck stopping downtown traffic with a trail of little baby ducklings! It was so cute!!!

Vanny awakes from her slumber!

I think the ultimate problem in my family is that nobody was ever taught how to have tough conversations because my dad refused to have them. Everything else- the shitty behavior, the misogyny etc is all downstream from that

Getting Ben & Jerry's delivered to my door because it's 2026 and I am a lazy stoner

My spouse made a sign for guacamole at the food co-op reading ROCK OUT WITH YOUR GUAC OUT and was very disappointed when their supervisor pulled them aside and asked them to use a different slogan

Anyone know what day in California it is today?

I have learned so much about the acceptance of failure and loss from Dark Souls

Had a lovely dinner with @sweetgus.bsky.social and live jazz

i could really use $300 to make sure I have enough to cover my initial move in $1,050 on Sat and to maybe think about a mattress 🫪 gofund.me/b45cc5fe4

does this mean star fox is in the epstein files

I dyed my hair neon green and my mom hasn’t said anything lmao