rent is two days late and it's terrifying please help keep my wife and me from living in our car $1267/$2100 rent $0/$800 tires venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕 mutual aid

idk why i turned to Google to find an sms app that's not made by Google. the Samsung sms app is going away; if you have any recs for an app that can replace it, i'd be grateful. i'm willing to pay for an app that's useful. preferably smthg that's available via the Play store. reposts appreciated

Lower a finger if you ever downloaded phone programming software to flash a ROM on your OG Motorola Razr so you could transfer an MP3 of the Pornophonics’ “Cramming for College” and use it as a ringtone.

Amazing my wife by reading my email on my computer screen from across the room

The cool thing about going to shows like Perfume Genius is that you get to share a space with 550 other queer hipsters from all walks of life. It filled me with so much joy

I’ll tell you what, the open hostility by Bluesky devs toward anyone who criticizes their use of GenAI doesn’t make me want to stick around here

I think one of my least favorite emails to receive from end-users is the kind from retired software engineers who have found a bug in your code and are determined to let you know they think you're a shitty developer

I adore this www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzoQ...

Purity culture is the thin end of the wedge when it comes to fascism and as an antifascist I feel it my duty to be an unabashed freak who posts my transgender ass on main

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Whoops, this year I've gotta be really careful in the sun with my new tattoo (orders 2-pack of SPF 100)

When I was a kid in the '90s my dad had a radio scanner that he programmed with all the 46-MHZ cordless phone channels (remember those?) and used it to listen to all our neighbors' phone calls. It would be listening all day. The fuck, right?

ma request been struggling lately to stay fed & deal with various other things but having a hard time keeping afloat. I'm $350 short on rent & utilities & my bank account is negative so any help would be appreciated 🖤 ko-fi.com/mommyswomb ca/vm: mommywiseau

Can I just say I am so sad and weary of dealing with what I'm calling "rotten eggs". Pretty obvious closeted trans women who are jealous of other women, but who don't want to confront their own internalized misogyny- enough to treat other women well or accept themselves. It's fucking tragic

I think that all the "Kristi Noem's husband is just a crossdresser making himself into a disgusting caricature of a woman" discourse is just being indirectly shitty towards the non-shitty people who are discovering themselves through crossdressing

I think the deal with my parents is that my dad wants to be admired for being smarter than everyone else and my mom wants to be admired for being "the divine feminine" I think it's normal to want to be admired. But these aren't the things that people admire you for!

Someone should write a book called Emotionally Immature Parents of Adult Children (it's a book for the parents to read)

My dad is now posting anti-DEI videos on Facebook. The man is redpilling in real time 🤮

I was driving in traffic today and some people in a Silverado saw my bumper sticker and yelled "QUEER!" (derogatory) and it's like yeah, I know, that's why I put the sticker on my car!

Seeing Perfume Genius live tonite

Can you believe this

for the morning crowd… the band i’ve been singing and playing guitar in for the last year or two has a song out! we are playing at apohadion next sunday 3/12 with Field Studies and @gumparker.bsky.social ! come out!

I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie I'm guilty and I won't deny That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place yeah I put them in my face and man, YUM, couldn't have enough 'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed, But you were breakfast saving, Your forgiveness now I'm craving

It’s the freaken weakend folkssss

I got an email after the webinar was done that Webinar.TV had recorded my webinar and turned it into an AI-generated TV episode "as a favor" and I had to jump through hoops to take it DOWN very not cool!

Idea for a video game. BANGOR SIMULATOR Peruse the record shelves at Bull Moose. Stroll the empty confines of the Bangor Mall. Buy a pack of Marlboro Reds at Ghettobetter's, pee behind the Piss Dumpster and throw rocks in the river

I would like to no longer be poor

I think a lot of what appeals to me about Bob's Burgers is that I wish Bob was my dad, ha

I remember Gopher!!!

The backstory here is that the Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of this land a century ago. They sued, got their land back, and are using their sovereignty to ignore local zoning rules and build 6,000 new homes over the objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs.

I can never get down with people who post ugly memes from the nazi site 4chan

Giving a webinar to almost a hundred people in a couple minutes. I'm so NERVOUS

Bought quarters at the bank and I got two rolls that were all 1976 bicentennial coins? They look brand new! I'm guessing they sat in a vault for 50 years

April Fools isn’t fun and I can’t wait for tomorrow

My take is that this whole thing was a setup and he deliberately wrote something that would get people upset with him and is now playing out the "Look at how mean trans people are" card so he can parlay this into career advancement and power

Silly me, I thought I bought a Steam Deck but what I really have is a cat pillow

Tidal has decided this is what I listen to now

I'm so excited I'm getting to see two metal shows practically back to back in Boston next month

True fact: I had not listened to Paramore or Hayley Williams until like a month ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5Uy...

Constant listening at my first job washing dishes at the pizza place

Only the coolest Dark Souls nerds will get my username reference (there's a coffin in Dark Souls 2 near the start of the game, guarded by an ogre, that you can get into to change your character's gender)

As long as our fascist government is collecting tariffs to fund war famine and genocide there's no way in hell that I'm buying any new pieces of tech, be it computers or phones or music gear. I can make do with what I've got and that's pretty fuckin great actually

hi everyone, i could really use some help sharing this as much as possible 🙏 the woman I'm living with and I are no longer dating and I'm searching for roommates as well as work still. Our lease ends later this April in less than 1 month :( gofund.me/f50511e32

I ordered some pink and lilac Chuck Taylors today which should be arriving in about three weeks and I am PUMPED.

I really hate when my posts break containment and suddenly some 65-year-old nudist from England is going down my media tab favoriting and saving my selfies. It’s not for you!