The Italian TV show "Auto di Gato" is a dramatic soap opera with an exclusively feline cast

I think we’re gonna do something cheeky like make ground turkey spring rolls with cabbage and green onion and dip them in cranberry sauce

The last time I went to a family Thanksgiving was 2014 at my sisters place in New York. Politics came up and my family was far to my right which was still a bit of a surprise to me. I ended up driving to Wawa in a snowstorm to buy cigarettes

I’m taking the whole week off, go me

I love that grimy bass www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kmp...

there’s so much effort put into convincing us we’re on the brink of a Jetsons-like cyber future, but the future that’s being pitched is so sterile, like a mall. It’s not one meant for people to live in. Never once in this future of theirs is someone having hypersex!

I love hearing my little cat sigh after she’s just gotten really comfy. She’s just like us

This Elliott Smith cover by Momma is really really good. m.youtube.com/watch?v=yttb...

Sometimes I let down the wall I keep up between reality and my inner mind to protect myself from the overwhelmingness of it all, and I get overwhelmed

Oh yeah I like how I look

"Jon Moxleyyyyyyyy, when you see what we do to your little women, you will piss yourself with BLOOOODDDD." - Toni Storm #AEWCollision

Saturday night awoooooo

Had a lovely time getting breakfast at the dive diver

Goals t b q h www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3v...

I got an email from China they wanted my measurements because it's going to be made to fit I'm SO excited

This was twenty bucks and it’s fucking gorgeous

Everyone I know is having a really hard time and I wish I could do more

Listening to a track and I realize that it’s at its heart a ‘00s emo pop song, run through a ‘20s autotune haze It’s amazing what stays the same 25 years on

Some days I can’t stop myself from working. Others, like today, I expect myself to maintain that high throughput indefinitely and end up kicking myself for not being more productive. (Monster Java time)

When I realized I'd made a Rube Goldberg machine for just returning a value I burst out laughing

I think it's so cool that there are people in Bolivia right now using software I wrote to collect data on the fish they catch

I must apologize to my end users, it is currently impossible to start or update a project with the words 'heck' or 'darn' in the title. I figured out basic validation but there's some weird node.js interop issue with the profanity filter I was trying to use so you're stuck with my placeholder list

My main code repo for my new and old backends going back 12 years has 17,008 commits. Is that a lot

It's going to take forever to get here because it's being made to order in China but I just ordered this adorable COAT and it's got a HOOD

I was feeling like an absolute troll after the misgendering incident earlier and then I took this selfie

I got an email that I had received a payout for a Facebook class-action lawsuit and I checked out the links and it was from a legit class action clearinghouse and I had been awarded a whopping $17.34 which I got on a prepaid Visa card. I wanted something frivolous so I went on Amazon and bought this

Nexamp door-to-door salesman called me "man" and commented on my having long hair. Didn't make me want to buy community solar power much!

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Getting a medical card in Maine is silly easy now. I got mine at the shop after paying $35, filling out one form, going into a back room where I filled out another form and wrote down ANXIETY, and then I was asked if I wanted my card laminated. And I got $35 store credit!

Feeling my kitty cats whole body quiver as she stretches her leg out exxxxtra far, half asleep

One of the things that really suck, but is interesting about coming to terms with being estranged from my family is realizing that they were always pretty shitty people who didn’t encourage the good sides of me. So many core experiences of what makes me Me get recontextualized

Oh to be this relaxed

There were no signs (2002)

Stonington, ME ca 2005

Radical concept: noon should fall exactly between sunrise and sunset, or some near approximation thereof

“Chains of Love” by Charli XCX has enough tension in it to be more than just another slow jam. I love it

Had a good FaceTime call with my mom. She asked about my earrings and if they were gemstones and I got to explain to her that I’d stretched my ears which was something she’d tearfully begged me not to do age 17. It went well and I got to talk about moss agate

When he dies, there are going to people celebrating, there are going to be people pretending to mourn, and above all there will be people furious that anyone fail to show enough public sorrow. Like Charlie Kirk, but times ten

a big runoff last night, in New Orleans: Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet. So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.

Chat, should bbq chicken pizza be ordered with pickles? Is this a baller move, or are we really high and doomed for failure

Stoned queer inner city lower class hanging out doomer vibes

A tarantula species sp. “weriwenimus”

I love getting to know other people because we are all so wonderfully weird. We might pretend we’re not but we’re all a bunch of weird little animals

Between feeding the dolls and reduced hours I am now in a pinch. Help if you can? 🥺 Venmo: @eviefairchild Cashapp: $hazefoxy

Phones really peaked here

It feels great seeing my favorite artists saying free Palestine because I get to know the artist I’m connecting with through their media is a fundamentally good and outspoken person

I'm having fried clams for din tonite and i'm pretty excited