We've been waiting for this project for over a year. All merch is on The Onion Store: store.theonion.com?srsltid=AfmB... Story: www.cnn.com/2026/04/20/m...

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

i will be holding a special versus wolves challenge stream tomorrow at noon est: www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc... @wooliewoolz.bsky.social We will both regret this.

pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a... The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

passkey is imho one of the most important security developments that touch consumers and also one of the worst consumer rollouts i ever witnessed because every company involved treats everything like an enterprise customer solution

Just saw HEALTH at the House of Blues. They were great as always. Pretty sure it was the largest concentration of trans people in all of Boston.

in 2024 i got to hang out with the genius who wrote this and it is legitimately the most star-struck I've ever been for another writer

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

We are tired. So tired.

Dosa Divas is OUT NOW and we've got 5 Steam Keys to Give Away! Fight for the right to cook. Food is resistance! To Enter: 1. Repost this 2. Follow us and our good friends at @outerloopgames.bsky.social ✨ Entries close Friday, April 17 @ 8pm PT

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

#Blender cloth simulation but every time it plays the cloth doubles in detail.

AYN Thor and/or Cocoon users, @lena.fyi and I have made a theme! It's called 'PhantomaOS', and it's inspired by 2000s-era future-computer interfaces. Lena wrote an original song for it, and I did all the art/animations You can download it here! cocoon-shell.com/themes/?type...

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

The city council wouldn't let me speak after I prepared a testimony and showed up early, so I've booked a media appearance every day this week to let Atlanta know that there is absolutely no accountability for grown men viewing private cameras of kids without authorization or consent.

First trailer for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ releases Tuesday at 3:55 PM PT 🎥

hey nikaido gimme da gyoza

sins absolved!

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.

A moment for the best fox in the TUNIC manual please

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I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.

in 80 years historians will simplify the cause of WW3 to the US President being a pedophile, sorta like WW1 was archduke ferdinand getting shot

Today is a good day to remember that Carl Sagan was as outspoken about the dangers of war and nuclear weapons as he was an advocate of space exploration.

What the actual fuck.

Super Mario Bros. (1993)

HAPPY EASTER

Happy Easter

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The creep that made Sid 6.7 in Virtuosity and Sam Altman are the same person.

Omg! Animorphs is getting a modern TV series! I grew up on these books, and they were also weirdly integral to my own internal coming out experience. Also KA Applegate is a beloved YA author who is NOT transphobia and has a trans daughter :) www.polygon.com/animorphs-tv...

Glaze 2.2 is out. It is an update for Windows users to support recent NVidia GPUs (including 50xx GPUs). Downloads at: glaze.cs.uchicago.edu Mac users do not need to update. We are also updating Nightshade to fix the True bug and also support new GPUs. That update is coming in the next few days.

Here is Silent Hill 2's box art hand restored to UHD 2400x3000 And two 4k wallpapers (One for your desktop and phone) You can also download the updated version on Silent Hill Enhanced Edition from the internet archive. Maintained by @rohankarmoon.bsky.social Link: x.com/StormslayerD...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you design a system and 50% of its users are using it wrong, that is not user error. You cannot blame users for that, you built a terrible system.

. @wooliewoolz.bsky.social what the fuck is wrong with you

pro tip for the chronic illness girlies who keep forgetting whether they took their medication or not: put the bottle upside down when you go to sleep, put it back right side up when you wake up :)

Holy fucking shit. I know I’ll be listening to Gost’s work today (and it will stay in my rotation all my life).

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My university: "Copilot is Microsoft's AI-powered productivity service that uses large language models (LLMs) to help you create content, analyze information, summarize documents, and complete tasks more efficiently." Microsoft: LOL

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

1. Gov. Tony Evers has on multiple occasions pledged to veto any anti-LGBTQ+ bill that crosses his desk. Now, on Trans Day of Visibility, he delivered on that promise again, issuing five vetoes against anti-trans bills. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility! Please spare some visibility to UNSIGHTED! Made by two Latina trans devs: me + @ironfairy.bsky.social Top-down metroidvania focused on sequence breaking, speedrunning, and a queer plot Out now on all major platforms: store.steampowered.com/app/1062110/... #indiegame