Wahoo another day of trying to stay *checks notes* professionally funny and generally lighthearted in the face of the world I know collapsing

The largest increase in crime in Chicago is the $9 croissant, what is up with that

I think when u pay a parking ticket u should be able to pay it to the city service u want to benefit directly

I have never in any situation wanted to browse in bridge

Did not drink enough water today and I can feel my organs becoming raisins in real time idk how some of u survive

Did not drink enough water today and I can feel my organs becoming raisins in real time idk how some of u survive

There's never been a better time to get into calling your reps, considering that in addition to internet "safety"/porn bans, the proposed bill proceeding the gov. shutdown is going to contain content that bans all federally funded clinics, insurance, Medicaid/care from offering gender affirming care

Famous American citizen Wernher von Braun.

study

I could never become a morning workout every day person bc I did a 7am workout class today and this day has felt entirely too long

Couldn't remember who wrote leave of grass at bar trivia just take my gay reader card away

getting radicalized by youtube (convinced i can own 30 dart frogs bc i've watched 100 terrarium videos)

I've been playing baldur's gate a second time and it's pretty crazy how fresh the game can feel just by doing different stuff, they rly got it

If Im meant to have 100 grams of protein a day it'll come to me naturally

I don't really want to get a new phone bc they're all expensive and bad rn but Gemini sucks so much ass that it's impossible to send more than a handful of texts before the default messages app on my phone lags so bad it becomes unusable lmfao

Autism is a natural divergence from neurotypicality. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Transness is a natural divergence from cisnormativity. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Just deal with people being different than you.

drawing is so stupid bc it is so easy and also so hard

This is about several games and also no game in particular but imagine playing a demo and then rating it poorly bc u wanted it to be longer lmfao ok

Cole | Spirit of Compassion #art | #dragonage

Bro lmao everything is so dumb all the time now

Once every like 3 months I spill the tiniest splash of water on my keyboard by accident but the droplet goes perfectly between the keys and it stops working for like a day lmao

I wish I was stupid enough to believe in the cracked Instagram wellness stuff bc imagine if eating gummies and drinking tea could cure everything wrong with u so u feel awesome ..... want that reality.

when u move to a walkable city .jpeg

Please, elected officials. I am begging you to step in before it’s too late. And if you’re here to tell me it’s already too late, kindly fuck all the way off.

Waow

Waow

getting recommended this video did make me laugh ngl

sup fellow history witness you hyped to show bravery

Using all my daily screentime looking up bird calls on the Merlin app

you don’t understand bro, if we didn’t lie, no one would buy our product 😩

Me and Amelia do the same crossword puzzle every day which sounds so cute and relaxing except something is wrong with both of us so it's just a competition to see who can solve it in 5 mins or less

Touching grass touching grass touching grass

Reppin

Ate some rly good apples

Reppin

Touching grass touching grass touching grass

I'm only allowed to be on social media apps for an hour and a half a day but instead of being out of the loop, I've just become very efficient

Call your reps, Ohio people The sickness is spreading

Kirk had the same chances of getting shot at a school as every student does every day, including the students that also died from gun violence yesterday.The calls for civil war distract from the fact that we share a common enemy:a system that lets people go without help, but with access to firearms

I can't wait until I have enough money in savings that I can do what I really want: attending whatever random community college course I want at will

Thinking about the future of the industry and creative work for more than 2 seconds

Oh boy I already regret this

If there's one thing I've learned from reading sci-fi it's that you gotta clone the hot person who fights good. Clone them as much as u want idc

back to back gym days and my covid/flu shots...I'm going to wake up feeling so crazy tomorrow

idk when the game is coming out but we know exactly how every character would smoke a cigarette

Im not a personality hire, I'm something worse (making my coworkers go to 7am HIIT class with me)

once a week or once a month u should consume a piece of media that you think "isn't for you" but instead of sitting deeply or examining it, don't make yourself have any thoughts about how it's different or eye-opening. Just absorb new stuff into your brain that isn't curated to you by some algorithm

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

I've seen more than a handful of people in my orbit choosing to switch to a non- or less-smart phone that does like maps and texts/calls but no real apps and it has made me wonder if we'll see a larger pivot in our lifetime away from smartphones