the Iron Lung fish creature is my daughter

some snowy stuff with the Canon R50 📷❄️

having a cat is so cool because you have a little friend to sit with you in the bathroom while you have diarrhea

Alopecia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

mushey babey

ignore the silly phone placement just look at the gains

there is something dark and sinister about Bluey adults

last week I started taking creatine every day and it's been largely fine but today I had my very first AB CRAMP. imagine a charlie horse but in your abs. I genuinely thought I was dying. pic unrelated

games on ure phone?

it's the hardware store bossman Carl! 🛠️

my nice babey

I will never stop thinking about this until I go back to purchase it

it is 2026 and I got carded to see the Markiplier movie

we were all kind of toasted and I showed this picture to my boss and she went nonverbal laughing

today I got the best leaping dog shots I've ever taken!! 🐶📷

🥩

The Toxic Spider's web is now golden as Thekla wins the Women's World Title in the main event of #AEWDynamite! We will see you SATURDAY as #AEWGrandSlam comes to you at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max

the AEW graphic is so sick ugh okay I'm having a nice night

THEKLA IS CHAMP I PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THESE I AM SHRIEKING AND GLITCHING OUT

thinking of picking up and relocating my entire life to work as a buc-ee's bathroom custodian

went to a nice work get together and had yummy pastor tacos & Godzilla pbr and we all fantasized about throwing dog poop at ICE agents

if you filter water through a brita and then run that water back through the brita 7 more times it turns into holy water

they're sad there weren't any children shaking ass

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_464@14-02-2019_07-40-45.jpg

you're asking the black hole sun to WHAT?

I'm watching a video criticizing "femininity coaches" and they're like "we're not wearing sweatpants and hoodies everywhere anymore we're dressing like women!" don't you DARE tell a Philly white trash girl she can't wear a hoodie and sweatpants

I wish I could eat a big tub of dunkaroos icing right now

It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.

oc

Saw a post from Bryce about how he delayed ringing the bell when the chants started. AEW is completely co-signing those chants

It’s not just that the “Fuck ICE” chants happened. It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment. That was cool as hell.

okay

Low ferns, high ferns, Wet ferns, dry ferns #ferns

BEWARE OF THE DAWGS

たしか2月5日は地衣類の日！ (妻)の過去作品より梅の枝に地衣類のついた縁起物、編み「苔梅」🧶 #地衣類 #あみぐるみ #lichen #crochet

why is this sign on these shopping carts so bimbofication meme coded

finally you can suckle on Shadow's head

the bike parking situation

Philly did such a horrible job of clearing snow and left colossal mountains everywhere so I bought a hi-vis vest to lessen the odds of getting hit by a car and it's a little slay ngl

the petliner... yay

bird shid on me

Skebリクエストありがとうございました！

oh no

got this from the Asian grocery, I'm so excited to try them! assuming the first flavor is regular Oreo and not splooge

the other day I told @ghostfalcon.bsky.social that they should make a labubu you can milk and he said no for some reason

You Paused. I saw. (I didn't, but I know)

Senran Kagura wiling

gonna start calling sex a "gut job"

I'll still be walking pups, but I'll be keeping my wallet shut and my apps closed to participate in Friday's general strike. It's the least I can do. I'll be MIA from social media until the weekend!