the prions in my Nalgene are stealing my identity

do you think anyone's made Flappy Bird but it's about poop and it's called Crappy Turd???

"sea monkeys in my Stanley" this, "black mold in my Owala" that, I raise you "sprouted chia seeds in my Yeti"

I need $70 dollars

I genuinely cannot believe that any of us have to be doing a job right now. the only thing that's keeping me going is the fact that my job is working with animals and at least don't know anything that's going on and they're grateful for me

she loves to glow ✨

I will never have children but if I did I would most certainly not feed them "fruit leather"

feeling even better today! 🎉

happy easter

He is RISEN?? Jesus is COMING??? Easter is freaky as hell!!!

ravioli is italian gyoza

the only ICE we support in this house is YUTO ICE

the magnolias at Rittenhouse Square, Philadelphia

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Reliance Building, 1890.

it was a rough week for her but the chicken cheese seems to be feeling SO much better!! she's eating and drinking and doing all her weird and chipper little mannerisms again. right now we're playing Staring & Breathing and she is my happey quackey babey

my poor pickle is still unwell. it might be emergency vet for fluids time soon if it persists :( I've been stress mode and yesterday I cried so much and had to talk myself down from a panic attack. I just want my chicken cheese to feel like herself again

found this in a little free library and as I was flipping through it I heard some guy on the street yelling "STOP PLAYING WITH ME IMMA BEAT YO ASS TO DEATH!!" it felt like a fever dream

what do u mean I had an anti-nausea jab in my back and I can't have butt slaps??!

why tf is my cat looksmaxxing

my poor barfy baby hasn't been feeling well today. 1 like = 1 butt slap

today's loooook ✨ this one got a lot of compliments 🥹

the magnolias are really popping their pussies rn

🖕🧊 with a little @nmlstyl.bsky.social to top it off

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

my makeup was wicked today

been working hard lately

Let them fight JetSpeed and Mistico for the trios titles #aewcollision

how I thought I'd feel watching CaseOh videos but he's actually just funny and entertaining

how I feel when I wear a dress

The words "AI is the Looks Maxing of Video Games" recently entered my mind. I blame society for bringing me to this point.

my chicken cheesey babey

I can't wait to be her

a lightly toasted blueberry bagel with butter is a vibrant culinary experience

wtf

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watched a video of a cat purring and cooing. someone said she sounded like a pigeon, and someone else said "that's rude!" like it's mean to say a cat sounds like a yucky dirty pigeon? are we serious?? grow UP. pigeon slander is one of the biggest lies we've ever been fed as a society

she is here

forget Sigmund Freud I'm trying to be a Sigma Foid

recording every shit I take and turning it into an ARG

I am suffering and want to slather my entire body in vapo rub

you know I got the Thekla jawn on for Revolution night ☣️

I ain't getting married unless Gravedigger performs at my wedding

I feel sicky and this is my magical healing view from the couch

holy fuck Rihanna is so bad dude I CANT. I love her diamond bomb highlighter but I want to chew on a table when I hear her voice

ordered this for my gym notebook

I don’t know. Felt cute. Might delete later.

yesterday was like 80°. today it dropped into the 30s and rained, hailed, snowed, and now the sun is out. this fucked up weather is making me forget what day of the week it is

the most beautiful women you know are sad because a man siphoned the joy from their souls