A lady mantis with a headless male, still fucking!

i really wish our law enforcement and media werent telegraphing to mass shooters that messages written on bullets will be breathlessly and uncritically publicized with no further examination

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

I’ve got to reschedule tonight’s Antifa Tea. I only have Earl Gray and, as we all know, all proper tea is theft

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

the only good fascist is a dead fascist

We want to defund the police, but are opposed to words

This is amazing.

well look at this cutie patootie that just got listed on marketplace

This will be called "evidence of consciousness of guilt" in subsequent criminal trials.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

everything they keep saying is so absurdly, patently false

“A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom-he fears a drunken poet may crack a joke that will take hold.” ― E.B. White

these stupid assholes have the power to take all kinds of very important stuff away from me, but until the day i die they will never have the power to prevent me from thinking and saying they’re stupid assholes, and watching their hysterics as they continue realizing this has been astonishing

As a gay guy in Ireland, I’m contacted by US & UK LGBTQ ppl for advice on moving. We are going to see more US dual, & UK, citizens moving here to escape far right policies in their former homes. It’s amazing to see Queer ppl seek refuge in Ireland, when it was vice versa, not so long ago!

Ever day the news cycle is like: -Trump orders the internment of anyone who knows more than three words of Spanish -Schumer calls for bipartisanship to reduce egg prices -A new billionaire backed centrist think tank saying seeing black people in public is a liability for Dems

"America’s entire power structure has been taken over by the very same sort of dumbasses who have been yelling at all of us on the internet for years." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/getting-ye...

Every death by policy IS political violence.

I just think that it’s bad if bipartisanship means adjusting your own noose so as not to appear uncooperative in the eyes of your executioner.

Total coincidence, everyone!

Look, the legislature and governor of Arkansas just set fire to farming and wealth in order to stay white.

when your death steals the news cycle from a nazi punk

‘Western Civilization’ are words that simpering little bitches use to refer to their inner feelings of worth, which cannot be directly addressed.

Kane PA Sony A7iv w/ir mod

When I say AI is a fascist technology, this is what I mean: a spectacular assault on the idea that true things can be known

This story feels like it’s going to have huge repercussions

What an unspeakable tragedy for conservatives that the shooter turned out to be a right-wing white guy radicalized online just like virtually every other mass shooter and assassin in the USA

This is how the photos be lookin when a white boy assassinates someone

lol

I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.

I like to imagine a button that says ‘disrespect the thoughts and beliefs of the dead man, Charlie Kirk’ Been pounding that mfer

He was no angel

"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that has done a lot of damage." - Charlie Kirk That's a thing he said.

I think there’s daylight between ‘being assassinated’ and ‘getting your dumb ass shot”

hunter and hunted

2026 Bingo Tile: South Korea and North Korea reunite to declare war on the United States

OMG, the WH is literally holding the South Korean detainees HOSTAGE. They delayed the charter flight while Marco Rubio met with South Korean Foreign Minister Cho Hyun to discuss ways to "strength their alliance and revitalize American manufacturing through South Korean investments." #AAPI

Me, trying to figure out how I can cyberbully six members of SCOTUS discretely

Vance is proud of his stunted, tiny morality penis.

wire mother

Hawaii announced they are joining California, Oregon, and Washington’s West Coast Health Alliance which will provide their own science-based vaccine guidelines and make vaccines accessible to everyone.

I don’t want to get all technical but if you’re killing both the perpetrators and victims alike by blowing up the entire vessel, seems like to me that’s like blowing up the baby and the bathwater

Up til 20 yrs ago in the Seattle summer (Jun - Aug), half the time you could expect a HIGH temp cooler than 72°F. 90°F days were so rare (<2%) Up til 10 yrs ago (2006-2015), a quarter of our summer highs became >80°F The last 10 yrs, a third of our summer days are >80°F days, and 6% are >90°F days

Getting ready for all these imminent memorials—