Guess I’m gonna start getting up when I naturally wake up at *checks watch* 3AM, because my body is doing this ✨COOL NEW THING✨ where it PUNISHES me with sleep paralysis until I force myself awake or my alarm goes off. This may actually be what finally sends me on a grippy sock vaycay, I’m ngl.

Learned about the Paranormal Activity stage play today and motherfuckers, I am SEATED. This play sounds INCREDIBLE.

Save me, Birmingham, AL-specific Joyland burger. Birmingham, AL-specific Joyland burger, save me. 🙏🏻🍔

Don’t quote me, I might stream tonight. I have no idea what I wanna do tho. We feelin music n vibes or video games?

The guy who demanded a peace prize for ending non-wars that didn’t actually end invaded a country for no reason other than to distract from his own crimes even at the cost of pissing off his global authoritarian heroes.

Would a chanteuse warlord by the name of Samuraiah Carey be too gauche

Was sitting here all morning being like "nothing is open with burgerssss" and then @cappypappy.bsky.social suggested Waffle House and boyyyyy I threw down on that patty melt.

Went to the dispensary and uh completely forgot that stupid fucking ban went in effect today and smokables are totally illegal in Alabama again. 🙃 All because these old ass men are mad that nobody's drinking anymore.

My body is CRAVING a burger at 9AM on New Years Day 😮‍💨

Felt like ass yesterday so I literally just put my shoes on and went to work like this. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Groggy pup. What to do with my four day weekend?

Happy New Year, everybody! My ass was in bed by 8PM and I got some deep ass sleep. Had a whack ass dream last night tho, was like three movies at once.

Y’all go wish this cutie patootie a happy birthday 😤🎂🥳 happy 28 years babe!

In desparate need of a trim, still alive tho. 🐮✌🏻

“Find your freedom in the music, find your Jesus, find your Kubrick” is another contender for bar of the century.

Have not felt very sociable the last couple of weeks, so haven't been posting as much, HOWEVER the bf and roomie got Nightreign and I kinda love it. Did I leave my first game three minutes into Day 1 and incur a penalty? Yes. Am I watching a "How to Play Nightreign for Dummies" video? Also yes.

“Your fans call you mother, but bitch, my fans call me mama” is still a bar of the century for me

This is the “60 Minutes” segment Bari Weiss officially nixed. It’s a devastating 14 minutes that shows the lie behind the Trump Administration’s immigration directive. Well, if “60 Minutes” can’t show it, I think it’s our duty to share it as much as possible. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Started playing .hack//Infection and realized I can only play a little while at a time because MAN these dungeons are a commitment. It’s exciting experiencing OG .hack// tho, really wish they’d announce the reboot and remakes tbh 🙃 Like how is now not the time

Day three of melting brain syndrome

Already in autistic shambles and I accidentally broke the modem this morning trying to tighten the connection. Replacing it today, but the psychic damage is already done.

Finally finished the new winter jacket with help from hubby @pupdjinn.bsky.social whatcha think ?

Love developing a heat rash on my thighs at a job where I literally sit all day, it’s great

Sorta obsessed with Bii:-P and the XLOV concept

On one hand, my FOMO re: pup get-togethers and events is literally gonna be the reason my brain melts out of my ears one day, but on the other hand, I have a lovely supportive circle on BlueSky and appreciate that I can be my bull pup self freely. Y’all are awesome, thanks for the love. 😤❤️

Be the poster you want to see in the world

TFW when you gotta stop and catch your breath cuz you spent too long bent over trying to put socks on 🙃

Chill Sundee, watchin YouTube

Am I crazy or is the Silent Hill F boxart giving Mona Lisa? The left side is giving frown and the right side is giving smile. Once again here begging you to bear with me.

Moving into 2026 taking apps for a sugar daddy. Let’s get the ball rolling 😤

Feeling more like an FCF observer than an FCF participant this week, promise it’s still fat tho

I want to start doing porn reviews of JFF and OF pages. So people know what you're getting for your money. This person only has short videos with the same white people for 9.99, this other person has more variety and some videos tell a fantasy story. I would recommend. Better value for money.

Gimme my balloons, BSKY This geeky bull is a year older!!!

Gonna duck walk into my office and explain nothing.

Daily sketch 🌉🟠🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the cat ? #art #artsky #sketch #ink

Been playing Rise here and there, haven’t really picked it up in a week or so, but man. This game is massive compared to its predecessor. 😵‍💫 I don’t think I’ve 100% a single area yet 😂

Become the Hero of Hyrule! No Spirit Orbs required. Back in stock and shipping now with extremely limited quantities on the IGN Store: https://bit.ly/47Im9vZ

Who digs a twink with a belly? #TummyTuesday

Today feels like it should be Wednesday 🙃

Happy Tummy Tuesdee!! Bicep game weak, but the belly on fleek, lfg 🫃🏻💪🏻 #tummytuesday

Watching old taegikk UNHhh compilations and pining for the Old Days™️

But is it giving Depression? (It’s giving Depression.)

Five minutes til it’s beer o’ clock can I get a hyell yuh 🍻

Why can’t you fart in the Apple Store? No windows 😂😂😂 (I’ll see myself out)

Woke up in the middle of the night sweating and unable to get back to sleep so I got up, turned the A/C on, and put on a little recording of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz because noise just don’t do it for me. Tell me why I’m gonna hit sleep paralysis and I hear Dorothy behind me go “haha no homo”.

Hey chat, do these undies make my nuts look big? 😂🐮

Been having a lot of disappointed and frustrated feelings lately about nearly every aspect of my liiiife 🤪

I’ve once again failed to beat the allegation that my life is a neverending Three Stooges skit because today I FINALLY made the decision to shave my head and- for the first time in probably 5 or 6 years- I have developed a patch of eczema the size of a quarter right above my forehead on my scalp. 💀

If you’re giving me head and you look up this is what you’ll see