It’s the middle of the night and I’m hungry

& leave them right where tf they at until they do apologize

Yakety JAX

That Trevor Lawrence play was a prime example of white men failing up 😂😂😂

If you sing “what a difference” with some oomph, you’re my kind of person.

Unpopular opinion: This was OPI. The WR is picking off the defender for the TE to get open and Trevor threw the ball to the wrong guy.

Whomever wrote that line for Teddy Bridgewater deserves a raise

Anybody >>>>>>>> Chiefs, Eagles, or Commanders

Sunshine knows better! Where is Petey to cuss his ass out?!

Know he MF'N TIED lololol

this is every Guy Ritchie film

It was nice just letting them do their jobs. Not worshipping them, buying their tacky merch, or flying flags with his orange mug. Not seeing stupid red hats that scream “I support evil!” Simple. Times. I miss it.

John Roberts favorite thing to do.

“Va-va-voom. Sweet jiminy Christmas Sally!”

It must be a full moon…

I need to WFH forever. I need to be able to cuss these people out in the comfort of my own home and get right back to it.

Getting kicked out of the hotel at the family reunion for using the employee discount on 7 rooms and eating breakfast at the adjoining hotel for free. She cussed them people out 😂😂😂

Mikayel Myerzz.

Tequilla Respondo!

Got off that Don Julio and started acting a foolio

That lady don’t know him and she said she gay. He did that off his self-contained vibes, I fear.

The patriots showed me.

Yup

Can’t believe the pats kicked that field goal.

Come on, be my baby tonight..

The patriots just trying to keep it close. They aren’t playing to win.

Why have the pats refused to play Henderson?

Don’t I be wit J-Money serving everybody??

This is an A.I. hate account. Please unfollow me as needed.

You know ball

“What do you want to eat?” “Whatever you want” *suggests something* “I’m not in the mood for that”

Y’all using AI for that? (Disapprovingly).

A thread 🧵

Falling in love with the computer is still wild to me

So very sad.

Nissan Altima if one hub or more hub cap is missing.

The mercury got cooked.

Jayden Daniels momma is OUTSIDE!

PHILLY LOST????

In the Champs house, Broncos take home a W

Did Rethuglicans use “insurrectionists” before they attempted an insurrection?

"If I raise up.. gonna be trouble, trouble." Remembering the late great Bernie Mac on his birthday (October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008) 💙🕊

Ok Elle looking like a cute little madam Luciousia Leftfoot

My cuttin’ Bryce is cooking!

G’Head Bryce