That Mark Sanchez video gonna be wild when TMZ drops it. I know they already talking to Marriott employees now

Not sure when we collectively decided we weren't going to open gifts during a kid's party/parties in general, but very glad that's the case now. Used to take about an hour

Where Mercury Morris at

Lord I know I said I didn't want rain for this baby party but can we at least get some cloud coverage???

Belichick being this trash has honestly brought more pressure to Hubert who is/was already on the hot seat. Can't be terrible in football AND basketball

Chronically online millennials>>>>

I wonder what's the other n-word he's referring to

Damn this is a well executed meme

Found out this weekend that my Dad was late to his first date with my Mom because his house burned down, which sounds like an excuse, but it actually happened lol good on him for still making it there

Man the high school marching bands barely had any members last night! We only had one tuba! Stadium was also bare bones with hardly anybody there. That used to be the spot to be for students on Friday nights. It was really sad to see. We're losing recipes!

20 years go by quick man

I was a menace in high school. I remember when @lovequeenbee.bsky.social's teacher would send her over to my class from across the hall, when she walked in I would be like "aight y'all clap it up!" and the whole class would give a standing ovation 😂. Why did they listen to me??

My Mom found my platinum fubu jeans and tall tees at their house right in time for this reunion. Why she never got rid of that stuff idk but coming in handy now

Of course they will. Sundar hasn't missed a meeting in the White House. Gotta get that misinfo back out there to prepare for the next election and the rest of Project 2025

Hmm interesting. Sanctions incoming

Texans offense is abysmal. They made o line changes and actually got worse, which is a shame because the defense is pretty good.

😂 lights cutting out was hilarious. Don't even give em hope or a reason to argue

"This isn't the America I know" Black people:

While we don't practice much cuz it be hot, seeing the natural talent my almost 5 year old has in soccer is amazing to witness. She's doing things we haven't practiced and making it look easy

Sometimes you forget that kids don't know rules you don't tell em. Why they bringing the neighbor into the house, little girl talking bout "guess who?!" Guess who going back outside? all of y'all. Don't be walking up in here with guests without permission lol

Exactly why I'm cancelling YouTube TV. It started at like $60 now it's damn near 120 with 4K (which should be included anyway)

Gonna be a long season for the Texans with no offense

Lol tried to act like he was the second coming of Favre...after one game...against the BEARS. So quick to crown em

If only they had someone to pressure the QB...

LOL Cowboys

Russ still got it. He may not have shown it in Pittsburgh, but he got about 400 yards today

Jason Statham in the front row makes this seem like a movie. Keep waiting on him to pop up

Clemson 1-2??

This the second part of a Waffle House interview

Me, when my alarm be going off at 4:30 and that extra sleep sounds good:

Actually feeling good in the morning and evening now! That day time still proving that it's Houston though

Lol light work honestly. He might do it before a game start again if it's just 50 bands

Discount Tire getting a little thirsty for these windshield wiper sales. "I noticed it's looking like it's time to replace your wipers. I can get them done for...$42 total." Nah I'm good. "Can go down to $35" Nope. "Ok I can do $25" aight man damn, go put em on. Know y'all getting em for $2.38

Run it back in January I guess

That missed XP coming back to bite em

Damn what a catch!

Next time I have a surprise for the girls I see I'ma have to keep it from my wife too. She done mentioned we're going to a concert twice in the last 24 hours after not saying anything for months. "Oh, I didn't mean concert y'all, I just meant wherever Dad is taking you"

Finna switch over to this IPTV service my neighbor put me on to, which is cheaper for the year than YouTube TV is monthly. Also has tons more content/channels/movies.

Man it hurt to cancel that trip but I'm glad I called the hotel instead of cancelling online. Lady was able to cancel it without charge even though everything online says non refundable

I really didn't wanna coach again this year for my daughter's soccer team but the other parents have already "oh you wouldn't want me doing it!", "I know nothing about soccer!" their way out of it.

Jalen Carter prime example of when keeping it real goes wrong

Def forgot Javonte headed to the cowboys

Wow, so this is crazy

My wife and I walk during the weekday mornings and sometimes we'll sprint the final stretch. My neighbor was outside and saw us running, he clapping and talking bout "Aight that's right y'all! Finish strong! All the way through! Sprint!" Lol aight coach, preciate the motivation

Hope Bubba updating his resumé

We are a BASKETBALL SCHOOL

Tom Brady not walking through that door