Me at a punk show

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

lol. Lmao

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

I wrote about Bari Weiss as the grim future of mainstream media under billionaire control: defector.com/bari-weiss-s...

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

“Fuck them kids”—Trump, ICE, and every bootlicker on social media

If they are doing this to a white woman you can only imagine how they treat actual Palestinians 😭💔😭😭

Saw that video of Toni Lahren going around where she doesn’t know Puerto Ricans are American citizens and holy fuck what happened to that lady’s fucking face!? How does being evil turn you so nasty so fast. She looks like one of the wives in goodfellas

"You could try a poster's strike. I hear that works"

"ICE has no regard for any human life." "I've seen ICE agents with fingers on their trigger, using real M16s and M9s, pointing them at people." "They're just trigger happy, and there is no trigger discipline." #Illinois #USA #Incarceration #Deportation #EthnicCleansing

When I bring up Steely Dan it is more literary

you know who can’t talk anywhere anymore? jamal khashoggi

This lady, in particular, ruined the URRA sports team for me.

I can't stop thinking of the possibility of a heavy-set woman lugging a big rock to and across a portion of the Zhangjiajie Grand Canyon Glass Bridge.

Black folk will tell you: The 1st thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.🤷🏿‍♂️ They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside. No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡 And people stop caring before truth hits

AI-Generated Biography on Amazon Tries to Capitalize on the Death of a Beloved Writer Kaleb Horton 🔗 www.404media.co/ai-generated...

Please report this fucking AI slop. Goddamnit. www.amazon.com/KALEB-HORTON...

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Great little film; exactly the type of movie I would watch at the local art house cinemas that used to be in the downtown San Jose area

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Still chasing that dream

Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡

The alleged shooter in Michigan. Weird that Vance and Patel haven’t tweeted out this info. 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽 www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

🎶 Guess what's back Back again History's back Tell a friend 🎶

I @stefanbc.bsky.social'ed the French Toast I plan on having tomorrow morning

getting on the block lists of the politics nerds defending Jeffries—the type of people who peaked as treasurer for their local college democrats— is maybe one of the healthiest decisions you can make on social media

The pee tapes(s) might be real after all

Ezra has always been that mealy-mouth dude

Not a suspension, but Scotty "OG Nude and Red" Burberry flew cross-country to try to get me fired from my previous job.

Comedy Central Presents Mitch Hedberg (1999)

From behind the beaded curtain of the Critetion mobile closet

Hilarious specials from the hottest names in standup today, exclusive to Disney Prime #DisneyLaughs

Your average royal

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

"An escalator cannot break; it can only become a fatal funnel."

Sexual Matador

As something of an olive branch to the Right, Disney will release Song of the South from the vault on Jefferson Davis' birthday.