I pick the oddest hours for reading dense texts

he sings "ragu on a plate of spaghetti"

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Creative goals: to reach Xōchipilli (the Mexica god of poetry) levels.

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

I remember when I was over there, Netanyahu slipped & fell during a naval photo op & had to be caught by a sailor. Super embarrassing, caught in great photos which ran on the front page of every newspaper in the country: except Israel Hayom. Anyway here's the photo!

Just pure unadulterated evil

MEDIA FRIEND: you won’t believe this about Olivia Nuzzi NORMAL FRIEND: did you get anything on Black Friday? ELDER GOD SPEAKING TO ME THROUGH VEIL: Ḓ̵̯̌͘ơ̴͍͗ ̶̖̭̇Y̵̧͉͑̅o̴͖̽͛u̵̮̐̒ ̵̍͜͝H̷̢͗͆a̷̯̓ṿ̶̍e̸̖̅ ̶͓͆̏À̷͇͠ ̷͙̬͋͂L̵͉̈́ỉ̴̯g̸̛̭͂h̶̪͚͛̓t̵̲͂́n̴̜̚i̷̟͘͠n̷͎̲͋͊g̵̡̮͝ ̶̧̓C̵̗̜̉a̸̡̭̐b̴͙̍̎l̷̻̖̋̆e̸͍̮͂ ̶̝̘̐̃M̴̜̯̿ỷ̵̪̬ ̵̠̂P̴͚̪̅͗h̸̜͙̃o̴̙͆̂n̵͈͗̊e̴̟̔͘ ̶͎̓͘I̸̩̜͛̄s̵̯͚̉ ̷̨̟̌͊D̸̙̟̈́̚y̵͗̈́͜i̴̛̼̊n̴͉̯̿g̴̣̕

Biden silently watching Joeys World Tour food videos and being like “I tell you what, this fellas pretty kooky eh boys?”

Peak manhood

As the sad strains of Life in a Northern Town play

Battle for my attention

Two guys that remember the last twelve wild hours of Fleets.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

She broke into Corey Lewandowski’s house in 2018. Everyone -and I mean- EVERYONE knew she was unethical. Before that she was cozying up to literal Nazis and was in a group chat with them. She started dating Lizza after it came out that he was sex creep.

Thought about this spoonerism for an old times right wing racist Twitter account.

"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"

Somehow, Eddie Murphy found a through line between Jodorowsky and MTV's Ridiculousness

Imagine the arm strength to take selfies with an Asus laptop

Zohran meeting with Trump

these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors

♫Y yo estoy aquí BORRACHO Y LOCO/Y mi corazón idiota Siempre brillará (Siempre brillará)/Y yo te amaré TE AMARÉ POR SIEMPRE/Nena, no te peines en la cama Que los viajantes se van a atrasar♫

John Arbuckle has the same vibes Ozone had when he was saving a rec center

What RFK Jr. doesn’t want you to know is that in 2019, his anti-vax nonsense caused a measles outbreak in Samoa that infected 5700 and killed 83 people, most of them children.

trump asking zohran about universal free childcare

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."

We partnered with @pablo.show to investigate Riley Gaines' rise to MAGA stardom. @msjpauly.bsky.social dug up docs that reveal the right-wing funders behind her ascent and spoke to puzzled teammates who wonder what happened to her. Read ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp Watch/listen www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKUl...

ALL OF THIS! Let's run this one up. #BlackSky

NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man. We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that is why I shit on company time.

Elon Musk’s anti-woke version of Wikipedia, Grokipedia, cites neo-Nazi forums in multiple places as source. A great validation of the notion that when people say they’re anti-woke, they just mean they’re hyper racist.

friendly reminder, you can stand up for immigrants without tying our worth/intrinsic value to our labor

Machinehead>the rest

Anyway, in honor of International Men's Day here's a J turn compilation from The Rockford FIles www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X7X...

Good Ray Ratto blog here: defector.com/coach-john-b...

She's basically the Olivia Wilde character in Richard Jewell.

Bob Kaufman: one of the few black beat poets

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success