It's so funny being a diehard for the Democrats no matter what. It's like being a fan of Live Nation.

Stomp Clap Hey music starts playing. You realize your glass has a fake mustache on it. Everyone around you is talking about Bill Murray. You've been transported back to 2013 and you have to warn everyone about Donald Trump.

Just in time for Silicon Valley Pride

Two years ago, my colleagues and I were sued by Stephen Miller's America First Legal. The Hines v Stamos case — built atop a number of false allegations — was a central element of the "censorship industrial complex" myth. Today, that case was dismissed (by a Trump judge in LA). We won.

Merlín the Duck has been clutch, an integral part of el tricolor. #MéxicoMágico

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

I guess the Morrissey dudes are lumped in with the Héroes del Silencio-looking Rockero

The Far Right are shitting the bed with SCOTUS 5-4 decision upholding birthright citizenship

Ezra has always been that guy

There must be so many white dudes now sporting criminal records because they thought they had the green light from the President to be absolute freaks like he is www.huffpost.com/entry/maga-i...

Oh I’m mad about plenty she said. Telling Palestinian’s to be quiet, that Iran was our biggest adversary, that for 🏳️‍⚧️ people she would “follow the law,” that she would invite Republicans into her cabinet, that she was pro cop, most lethal military in the world, unwavering support for Israel, etc.

According to my wife just now, sitting on my yoga mat while watching World Cup is not the same as taking a yoga class

Bedknobs and Broomsticks is what Angela Lansbury called titty fucking

Is there any other type of channeling when it comes to Bon Jovi?

*kisses fingers*

for my money this is the absolute pinnacle of bluesky scolding:

Critics of the Supreme Court say that today's Slaughter ruling will give future presidents far too much power. They're wrong—the court will reverse itself as soon as there's a Democrat in the White House.

what's it like inside your head?

The 15 most racist democrats you've ever seen are joining forces to recreate the Republican party from first principles

for approximately the past two decades I have been thinking about this commercial for Burger King starring Darius Rucker singing about breasts and no one else seems to remember it. but I do

When I got back to working out (gym, and home), the areas in my forearm where Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot are tatted on me were flatter.

Reminder that we are a year into aggressive ICE raids and concentration camps, and there’s not a single example of local cops protecting people against this violence, kidnapping, or death.

Jon Favreau is upset that Darializa Chevalier knew what Israel was going to do to Gaza too soon. That is unacceptable. You have to wait until tens of thousands of children are dead and pretend Biden's doing the best job he can for a year before you finally turn against it.

Brawler? Who has he ever fought? IIRC the last confrontation he was in, was when he pulled a shotgun on a black jogger for being black in public.

We wanted to understand why so many young New York City Democrats turned out in last night’s primaries. So we talked to three retired Republicans at a Capital Grill in White Plains

One of the funniest moment of my childhood was AC being mad af that dispatcher ain’t know who he was. Every adult in the house started roasting him

James Carville has not worked on a winning campaign in this country since Baby Got Back was on the charts.

Y'all remember Smooth(-brained) Kobra?

Your periodic reminder that the richest man on Earth wears the same jacket as Mikey Miles

Keir Starmer (Labour, 2024-2026)

Ain't nobody gonna tell him how to live.

Ronaldo always looks like he's celebrating that a cop was found not guilty of murder

The mass shooter who murdered 23 people at an El Paso Walmart in 2019 was sentenced to 90 consecutive life terms. He was motivated by neo-nazi beliefs and primarily targeted Latinos. During trial, it was revealed the neo-nazi believed he was carrying out Trump's wishes as expressed by his rhetoric.

he’s eating Ayn Rand’s disgusting pussy in hell